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tigerpause Junior Associate Joined: Aug 15, 2011 22:35:11 GMT -5 Posts: 6,416 Mini-Profile Background: https://i.imgur.com/RZ8b5SP.png	Jokes Aug 20, 2024 4:37:03 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Artemis Windsong, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2024 4:37:03 GMT -5
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tigerpause Junior Associate Joined: Aug 15, 2011 22:35:11 GMT -5 Posts: 6,416 Mini-Profile Background: https://i.imgur.com/RZ8b5SP.png	Jokes Aug 20, 2024 4:38:31 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2024 4:38:31 GMT -5
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tigerpause Junior Associate Joined: Aug 15, 2011 22:35:11 GMT -5 Posts: 6,416 Mini-Profile Background: https://i.imgur.com/RZ8b5SP.png	Jokes Aug 20, 2024 4:39:40 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2024 4:39:40 GMT -5
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tigerpause Junior Associate Joined: Aug 15, 2011 22:35:11 GMT -5 Posts: 6,416 Mini-Profile Background: https://i.imgur.com/RZ8b5SP.png	Jokes Aug 20, 2024 4:42:13 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2024 4:42:13 GMT -5
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tigerpause Junior Associate Joined: Aug 15, 2011 22:35:11 GMT -5 Posts: 6,416 Mini-Profile Background: https://i.imgur.com/RZ8b5SP.png	Jokes Aug 20, 2024 4:44:09 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Tennesseer, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2024 4:44:09 GMT -5
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Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Aug 22, 2024 12:37:25 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Aug 22, 2024 12:37:25 GMT -5
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Aug 22, 2024 12:40:07 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Aug 22, 2024 12:40:07 GMT -5
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

NoNamePerson Distinguished Associate Is There Anybody OUT There? Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5 Posts: 26,313 Location: WITNESS PROTECTION	Jokes Sept 11, 2024 9:34:14 GMT -5 Opti, Artemis Windsong, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 11, 2024 9:34:14 GMT -5
	Back to Top I believe that no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Sept 11, 2024 10:25:55 GMT -5 NoNamePerson likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Sept 11, 2024 10:25:55 GMT -5 Delicatessen prank.
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Sept 11, 2024 22:52:03 GMT -5 NoNamePerson likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Sept 11, 2024 22:52:03 GMT -5
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Opti Community Leader Joined: Dec 18, 2010 10:45:38 GMT -5 Posts: 42,374 Location: New Jersey Mini-Profile Name Color: c28523 Mini-Profile Text Color: 990033	Jokes Sept 13, 2024 9:41:38 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and toomuchreality like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Opti on Sept 13, 2024 9:41:38 GMT -5
	Back to Top Out of nothing; everything. Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

obelisk Familiar Member Joined: Nov 12, 2014 14:49:16 GMT -5 Posts: 675	Jokes Sept 13, 2024 20:19:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by obelisk on Sept 13, 2024 20:19:59 GMT -5 funny within your non promotion FYI
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Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Sept 13, 2024 21:14:01 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and greeniis10 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Sept 13, 2024 21:14:01 GMT -5
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

NoNamePerson Distinguished Associate Is There Anybody OUT There? Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5 Posts: 26,313 Location: WITNESS PROTECTION	Jokes Sept 14, 2024 7:32:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 14, 2024 7:32:06 GMT -5 Sept 13, 2024 21:14:01 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:
	Back to Top I believe that no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

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www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/hank-azaria-gives-chief-wiggums-reaction-to-trumps-springfield-cats-and-dogs-claim/vi-AA1qvOxL?ocid=msedgntp&t=3

Video at link. Hank Azaria as Chief Wiggum's on the Springfield Cats and Dogs thing.

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Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

Opti Community Leader Joined: Dec 18, 2010 10:45:38 GMT -5 Posts: 42,374 Location: New Jersey Mini-Profile Name Color: c28523 Mini-Profile Text Color: 990033	Jokes Sept 16, 2024 9:33:48 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and greeniis10 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Opti on Sept 16, 2024 9:33:48 GMT -5
	Back to Top Out of nothing; everything. Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

Opti Community Leader Joined: Dec 18, 2010 10:45:38 GMT -5 Posts: 42,374 Location: New Jersey Mini-Profile Name Color: c28523 Mini-Profile Text Color: 990033	Jokes Sept 16, 2024 9:36:24 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and greeniis10 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Opti on Sept 16, 2024 9:36:24 GMT -5
	Last Edit: Sept 16, 2024 9:36:43 GMT -5 by Opti - Back to Top Out of nothing; everything. Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

Opti Community Leader Joined: Dec 18, 2010 10:45:38 GMT -5 Posts: 42,374 Location: New Jersey Mini-Profile Name Color: c28523 Mini-Profile Text Color: 990033	Jokes Sept 16, 2024 15:25:42 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and toomuchreality like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Opti on Sept 16, 2024 15:25:42 GMT -5
	Last Edit: Sept 16, 2024 15:26:26 GMT -5 by Opti - Back to Top Out of nothing; everything. Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Sept 16, 2024 20:44:09 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Sept 16, 2024 20:44:09 GMT -5 Q: Why did the weeping willow grow so close to the road? A. It needed a shoulder to cry on.
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

toomuchreality Senior Associate Joined: Sept 3, 2011 10:28:25 GMT -5 Posts: 17,092 Favorite Drink: Sometimes I drink water... just to surprise my liver!	Jokes Sept 16, 2024 23:32:02 GMT -5 via mobile NoNamePerson likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by toomuchreality on Sept 16, 2024 23:32:02 GMT -5 Sept 16, 2024 20:44:09 GMT -5 Tennesseer said: Q: Why did the weeping willow grow so close to the road? A. It needed a shoulder to cry on. Groooaann! 😁
	Last Edit: Sept 16, 2024 23:33:26 GMT -5 by toomuchreality - Back to Top . The way people treat you, is a statement about who they are as a human being. It is not a statement about you. ~♥~

NoNamePerson Distinguished Associate Is There Anybody OUT There? Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5 Posts: 26,313 Location: WITNESS PROTECTION	Jokes Sept 17, 2024 6:17:37 GMT -5 toomuchreality likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 17, 2024 6:17:37 GMT -5 Sept 16, 2024 23:32:02 GMT -5 toomuchreality said: Sept 16, 2024 20:44:09 GMT -5 Tennesseer said: Q: Why did the weeping willow grow so close to the road? A. It needed a shoulder to cry on. Groooaann! 😁
	Back to Top I believe that no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

NoNamePerson Distinguished Associate Is There Anybody OUT There? Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5 Posts: 26,313 Location: WITNESS PROTECTION	Jokes Sept 18, 2024 9:46:00 GMT -5 Opti, Tennesseer, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 18, 2024 9:46:00 GMT -5
	Back to Top I believe that no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

toomuchreality Senior Associate Joined: Sept 3, 2011 10:28:25 GMT -5 Posts: 17,092 Favorite Drink: Sometimes I drink water... just to surprise my liver!	Jokes Sept 18, 2024 10:29:42 GMT -5 via mobile NoNamePerson likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by toomuchreality on Sept 18, 2024 10:29:42 GMT -5 Sept 18, 2024 9:46:00 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said: Truth! Kind of like, me, now. Haha.
	Back to Top . The way people treat you, is a statement about who they are as a human being. It is not a statement about you. ~♥~

Opti Community Leader Joined: Dec 18, 2010 10:45:38 GMT -5 Posts: 42,374 Location: New Jersey Mini-Profile Name Color: c28523 Mini-Profile Text Color: 990033	Jokes Sept 19, 2024 0:06:16 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and greeniis10 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Opti on Sept 19, 2024 0:06:16 GMT -5
	Last Edit: Sept 19, 2024 0:07:03 GMT -5 by Opti - Back to Top Out of nothing; everything. Believing is seeing. Knowing is key. Remember to top off your positive tank daily. TAKE THAT INTERNET! - DVD Commentary Monsters University

billisonboard Community Leader Joined: Dec 20, 2010 22:45:44 GMT -5 Posts: 38,496	Jokes Sept 19, 2024 8:14:39 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, Opti, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billisonboard on Sept 19, 2024 8:14:39 GMT -5 Sept 19, 2024 0:06:16 GMT -5 Opti said: Yesterday was National Cheeseburger Day and McDonalds had 50 cent double cheeseburgers. I am sure this guy wasn't the only one to pig out.
	Back to Top “Think before you speak. Read before you think.” — Fran Lebowitz

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Sept 22, 2024 16:32:23 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and toomuchreality like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Sept 22, 2024 16:32:23 GMT -5 An elderly couple in church: Wife turns to husband and says, "I farted silently, what should I do?" Husband says, "Put new batteries in your hearing aids."
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Oct 3, 2024 11:04:35 GMT -5 NoNamePerson, toomuchreality, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Oct 3, 2024 11:04:35 GMT -5 I went for a run yesterday for the first time wearing my Apple watch. It detected me running and asked if my life was in danger or if tacos were on sale for $1 again.
	Last Edit: Oct 3, 2024 11:43:07 GMT -5 by Tennesseer - Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Oct 4, 2024 11:51:40 GMT -5 NoNamePerson and Opti like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Oct 4, 2024 11:51:40 GMT -5
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

Tennesseer Member Emeritus Joined: Dec 20, 2010 21:58:42 GMT -5 Posts: 64,947	Jokes Oct 6, 2024 8:29:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tennesseer on Oct 6, 2024 8:29:22 GMT -5 SNL skit from last night's show. Funny as hell.
	Back to Top “Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening," -donald trump "Comfortably uninformed." "Yes, indeed". ripvanwinkle

toomuchreality Senior Associate Joined: Sept 3, 2011 10:28:25 GMT -5 Posts: 17,092 Favorite Drink: Sometimes I drink water... just to surprise my liver!	Jokes Oct 6, 2024 9:01:26 GMT -5 via mobile NoNamePerson and Tennesseer like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by toomuchreality on Oct 6, 2024 9:01:26 GMT -5 Oct 4, 2024 11:51:40 GMT -5 Tennesseer said: My kind of man!
	Back to Top . The way people treat you, is a statement about who they are as a human being. It is not a statement about you. ~♥~

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