Green Eyed Lady
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Look inna eye! Always look inna eye!
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Feb 28, 2018 11:51:26 GMT -5
omg...lol!
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Mar 1, 2018 7:54:18 GMT -5
What is the difference between a dead snake on the road, and a dead investment banker on the road? ..............There are skid marks in front of the dead snake......
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Mar 2, 2018 5:09:37 GMT -5
What did one arctic shark say to the other?..............."Hey "good Look'n" Didn't I see you at the feeding frenzy last night?"
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tigerpause
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Post by tigerpause on Mar 9, 2018 16:27:10 GMT -5
As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 10, 2018 19:20:08 GMT -5
What did baby corn say to mom corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 12, 2018 21:13:28 GMT -5
What did baby corn say to mom corn? "Where's pop corn?" groan!
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 12, 2018 21:40:46 GMT -5
It was pretty pitiful, wasn't it. Just trying not to derail the thread subject.
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NoNamePerson
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Is There Anybody OUT There?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 12, 2018 21:45:31 GMT -5
It was pretty pitiful, wasn't it. Just trying not to derail the thread subject. You done good then
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 12, 2018 21:46:38 GMT -5
It was pretty pitiful, wasn't it. Just trying not to derail the thread subject. You done good then Like reply #3?
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Mar 18, 2018 6:41:03 GMT -5
In the event that had a tax man and a legal advisor both suffrocating and you had the ability to save only one, would you: A. Go to lunch...or B. Read the paper?
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 18, 2018 7:35:19 GMT -5
In the event that had a tax man and a legal advisor both suffrocating and you had the ability to save only one, would you: A. Go to lunch...or B. Read the paper? Read the paper while eating lunch
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 23, 2018 15:48:27 GMT -5
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2018 19:15:53 GMT -5
Q: What do you call someone that's equally happy with paper or plastic bags at the store? A: Bi-sack-tual!
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Apr 4, 2018 4:49:58 GMT -5
A boy and girl are talking...... Girl: "My Grandfather lived to be 96 years old and he never used glasses."...... Boy: "Yeah, I know, very few people drink directly from the bottle."
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Apr 6, 2018 5:42:33 GMT -5
There's a pensioner driving down the I-10. His wife calls him on the cell, and in a worried voice, says, "George, be careful!! I just heard on the radio that there is a lunatic driving the wrong way on the I-10." George says, "I know, but there is not just one, there are hundreds!!"
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Apr 7, 2018 6:11:27 GMT -5
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs were using it......
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 7, 2018 7:11:21 GMT -5
Somebody stole my mood ring and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 10, 2018 7:52:14 GMT -5
A thief who stole a calendar got what?
12 Months.
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Apr 10, 2018 8:48:18 GMT -5
A thief who stole a calendar got what?
12 Months.
If only we had some corn cobs to throw at you for such a corny joke.
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Apr 10, 2018 14:12:41 GMT -5
A thief who stole a calendar got what?
12 Months.
If only we had some corn cobs to throw at you for such a corny joke.
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