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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 24, 2017 11:47:56 GMT -5
Post corny jokes here
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 24, 2017 11:48:59 GMT -5
what did the one eye say to the other eye? Just between us, something smells....
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 24, 2017 14:35:04 GMT -5
How come the pirate could not learn the alphabet?
He kept getting lost at "C".....
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 24, 2017 20:33:04 GMT -5
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 24, 2017 20:39:39 GMT -5
How come the pirate could not learn the alphabet?
He kept getting lost at "C".....
Didn't stop him from learning Arrrrrrr.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 24, 2017 22:57:51 GMT -5
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.....
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Feb 25, 2017 0:40:48 GMT -5
When is a door not a door??
When it's ajar.
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 25, 2017 10:01:01 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar......
Ouch.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 25, 2017 10:08:25 GMT -5
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog- because it croaks every night!
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 25, 2017 10:11:40 GMT -5
Why doesn't the sun go to college?
Because it has millions of degrees.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 25, 2017 11:11:05 GMT -5
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 25, 2017 11:29:21 GMT -5
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 25, 2017 11:30:02 GMT -5
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the Fans left.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 26, 2017 3:16:27 GMT -5
What should you do if you are attacked by clowns?
Go for the juggler
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 6:53:33 GMT -5
Why should Eggs Benedict be served on golden dishes? 'Cuz there's no plates like gold for the Hollandaise!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 6:54:17 GMT -5
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the WURST!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 6:55:50 GMT -5
Having sex in an elevator.... it just wrong on so many levels.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 27, 2017 8:00:04 GMT -5
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 27, 2017 13:40:14 GMT -5
What did the cat say when he walked into the club?
Check meowt
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Post by wyouser on Feb 28, 2017 13:14:02 GMT -5
How can you tell when you cross the border from Montana into North Dakota? Toilet paper has been hung outside on the clothes lines to dry.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Feb 28, 2017 13:23:08 GMT -5
Why did the can crusher hate his job?
He found it soda pressing
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Post by wyouser on Feb 28, 2017 15:25:10 GMT -5
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 28, 2017 16:28:06 GMT -5
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A Bagel.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 28, 2017 16:30:22 GMT -5
Why is corn such a good listener?
Because it’s all ears.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Feb 28, 2017 21:54:28 GMT -5
What is a Zebra??
25 sizes larger than an A-bra. (.)Y(.)
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 1, 2017 10:29:39 GMT -5
How can you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Simple, just look for the sesame seed bun!
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Post by wyouser on Mar 1, 2017 12:21:19 GMT -5
Where Do Snowmen keep their money? ..........In a snowbank!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 1, 2017 20:52:55 GMT -5
In certain cannibal tribes, a village chief signifies which villager is next to be eaten by pointing at his/her toe. The victim is then marinated in broth and eaten immediately without being cooked.
Indeed some poor soul is about to get eaten whenever the chief commands the village to raw baste who point toe.
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Post by wyouser on Mar 2, 2017 12:09:29 GMT -5
What is red and smells like blue paint? ...............RED PAINT
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 2, 2017 15:52:54 GMT -5
Why should you NOT try to write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless
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