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Post by tigerpause on Sept 17, 2017 12:38:46 GMT -5
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 17, 2017 12:41:35 GMT -5
What shape is an egg? It's egg-shaped.
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Post by wyouser on Sept 18, 2017 7:44:56 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!! This on the news at 3:45 AM today!!! What IF soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish ?
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Post by wyouser on Sept 18, 2017 7:46:18 GMT -5
What shape is an egg? It's egg-shaped. Why don't eggs tell jokes?........They'd crack themselves up.........
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2017 4:11:34 GMT -5
How can you tell when an egg is special?
It's got something eggstra.
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wyouser
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Post by wyouser on Sept 20, 2017 9:39:57 GMT -5
Hey Gang.....How does NASA organize their parties ........They.....planet....
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Sept 20, 2017 17:54:22 GMT -5
why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
because the cow has the udder
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 21, 2017 0:33:51 GMT -5
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 21, 2017 0:35:20 GMT -5
Found out I was colour blind the other day... That one came right out of the purple.
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 21, 2017 0:37:06 GMT -5
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
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Post by wyouser on Sept 21, 2017 7:45:36 GMT -5
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?............After a year the dog is still excited to see you.......
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Post by wyouser on Sept 22, 2017 9:12:39 GMT -5
The wise Guru said: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!!
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Post by wyouser on Sept 24, 2017 6:02:06 GMT -5
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?..........Because.....if they flew only over the bay they would be called....bagels!
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Post by wyouser on Sept 25, 2017 4:38:13 GMT -5
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?..........because....the "p" is silent......
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Post by wyouser on Sept 26, 2017 5:20:32 GMT -5
Sex is NOT the answer. Sex is the question........Yes...is the answer......
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 26, 2017 23:05:18 GMT -5
You all make me LAUGH! -just sayin'
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Post by wyouser on Sept 27, 2017 6:42:09 GMT -5
I was reading a book yesterday about anti-gravity. I gotta admit, it was pretty hard to put down.
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Post by wyouser on Sept 29, 2017 5:10:50 GMT -5
How much does a pirate pay for corn?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a buccaneer.......................
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 30, 2017 20:11:35 GMT -5
I was reading a book yesterday about anti-gravity. I gotta admit, it was pretty hard to put down. Are you sure it wasn't a book about glue? ? ?
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Post by wyouser on Oct 1, 2017 4:15:43 GMT -5
Finally.....an answer to the question bugging the whole world since 1949.......Where....do old Volkswagens go when they get old? .............The old Volks home....
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 1, 2017 6:55:19 GMT -5
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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Post by toomuchreality on Oct 3, 2017 1:14:20 GMT -5
No offense intended...
What do u call a basement full of #liberals . A whine cellar!!! #lol
bwahahaha
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Post by wyouser on Oct 3, 2017 5:15:40 GMT -5
YOU MUST KEEP IN SHAPE! My grandmother started walking 5 kilometers a day when she turned 60. She is now 97, and we don't have a clue where she is........
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 4, 2017 0:25:08 GMT -5
In university I was going to join the debate team, but someone talked me out of it.
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 4, 2017 0:28:30 GMT -5
Good news for insomniacs. Only three more sleeps till Christmas.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 6, 2017 12:58:18 GMT -5
A real groaner!
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 9, 2017 23:29:08 GMT -5
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked a meal. So I took out the batteries in the smoke alarm.
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 9, 2017 23:31:00 GMT -5
Hush, Little Actuary
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says.
“Have you tried counting sheep?” asks the doctor.
“That’s the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 10, 2017 7:52:17 GMT -5
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked a meal. So I took out the batteries in the smoke alarm. I've set off smoke alarm boiling water
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 10, 2017 16:11:14 GMT -5
Flapjacks: What you get when there's a power failure at the mammogram clinic.
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