Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:18:03 GMT -5
Hello My People. After many years of roaming this world on my world pilgrimage, I have decided to return to my flock here and spread love and spirituality. Are we not happy and joyous to once again see the Swami?
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:25:08 GMT -5
People, have no fear of the Swami. I come in love and virtuous raptor as a beacon to guide you through life.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 11, 2016 17:27:26 GMT -5
How'd you get back in here?!
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:30:06 GMT -5
How'd you get back in here?! My return has left you in awe? I'm quite amused.
Your anxiety can be dismissed for I will help you with your growth.
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Jan 11, 2016 17:31:00 GMT -5
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 11, 2016 17:31:42 GMT -5
Did you sneak in through the mail slot? I'd heard the locks had been changed after your last departure.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 17:31:58 GMT -5
Did you bring Patty and the dinghy with you?
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:34:42 GMT -5
I see my Flock is growing. This brings joy to my heart and a smile to my face.
My time is rather limited today but since I have returned leave your life question and I will responsibly answer with utmost rationale.
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 11, 2016 17:35:40 GMT -5
Welcome back Tom!
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:39:06 GMT -5
Please address me as, Swami, or The Swami. I no longer answer to worldly names.
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jan 11, 2016 17:40:25 GMT -5
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 11, 2016 17:41:18 GMT -5
(I saw the SS Banana Peel parked in the far end of the parking lot - Fatty Patty didn't weather the storm too well though, by the looks of her.
She looks well-used - and abused..
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jan 11, 2016 17:43:31 GMT -5
Ohhh, MuscleUp.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 17:45:48 GMT -5
Ohhh, MuscleUp.
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:47:05 GMT -5
As I sit here contemplating how to gather everyone here, I wonder how everyone has endured the pain of not having Swami here for guidance.
Feel safe now, my beloved ones, for I shall take you in hand as we both walk the arduous path of life.
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 11, 2016 17:49:32 GMT -5
Watch where you put those hands, tiger! You're a holy man now - a life of celibacy for you.
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 17:51:19 GMT -5
Watch where you put those hands, tiger! You're a holy man now - a life of celibacy for you. Let's not discuss the celibacy of The Swami. I will be your spiritual leader to keep you a chaste and satisfying woman.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 18:03:36 GMT -5
Watch where you put those hands, tiger! You're a holy man now - a life of celibacy for you. Let's not discuss the celibacy of The Swami. I will be your spiritual leader to keep you a chaste and satisfying woman.
. . . . . . aaaaaaaaand the downward spiral begins . . . . . . . (that didn't take very long)
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 11, 2016 18:06:29 GMT -5
Good evening, my friends. I'm sorry I need to leave you for the day. Have no fear for I will return tomorrow to discuss your spiritual, and worldly problems that have been befuddling you for the past years.
Thank the people that asked me to return.
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Post by wyouser on Jan 11, 2016 18:15:21 GMT -5
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 18:27:32 GMT -5
Oh yoo-hoo tloonya, your boyfriend is back!
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 11, 2016 18:29:47 GMT -5
Hello My People. After many years of roaming this world on my world pilgrimage, I have decided to return to my flock here and spread love and spirituality. Are we not happy and joyous to once again see the Swami? I'm positively thrilled! So happy to see you! Welcome back. You have been missed!
Who are you?
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cael
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Post by cael on Jan 11, 2016 18:30:30 GMT -5
The prodigal son returns!
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 18:33:33 GMT -5
Hello My People. After many years of roaming this world on my world pilgrimage, I have decided to return to my flock here and spread love and spirituality. Are we not happy and joyous to once again see the Swami? I'm positively thrilled! So happy to see you! Welcome back. You have been missed!
Who are you?
Muscle Up
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jan 11, 2016 18:36:46 GMT -5
The prodigal son returns! ... probational son...
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billisonboard
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Post by billisonboard on Jan 11, 2016 18:59:35 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be moved to the Religious Discussions board.
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moon/Laura
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Post by moon/Laura on Jan 11, 2016 19:54:16 GMT -5
If BS were an actual religion, maybe...
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jan 11, 2016 19:55:02 GMT -5
If BS were an actual religion, maybe... BOOM
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Post by NastyWoman on Jan 11, 2016 20:19:06 GMT -5
Ohhh, MuscleUp. Don't forget to put your mouse over the name of the poster...
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mollyanna58
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Post by mollyanna58 on Jan 11, 2016 22:06:42 GMT -5
Hello My People. After many years of roaming this world on my world pilgrimage, I have decided to return to my flock here and spread love and spirituality. Are we not happy and joyous to once again see the Swami? Nope.
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