NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 12, 2016 18:41:33 GMT -5
Loyal followers? On EE? Can EE' ers follow anything? What do you do when they wander off? You know ee'ers are attracted to colored lights and yellow busses. How do you keep them together? They are also addicted to and . You have to watch them closely or they . You have to be careful leaving some of them alone in the . Others wear and can't hear or follow instructions.. It's like pushing a rope and trying to get that horse to move.. . Of course we can follow any....oooooooh, shiny!
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 12, 2016 20:17:47 GMT -5
Yay!!! Smarmi's back!
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 13, 2016 9:00:56 GMT -5
Well...it appears our fearless leader has left us once again. Typical Swami. Run in, make lots of promises and run out. He appears to have ruffled a few feathers in a previous life and, evidently, all is not forgiven. Perhaps it is for the best.
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 13, 2016 9:34:15 GMT -5
What ?? He got booted again?
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 13, 2016 9:58:01 GMT -5
Swami's account is still active. He may be over at the dock, getting the SS Banana Peel put in drydock. Too cold to be sailing right now. Or perhaps Fatty Patty has been somehow brought blown up back to life, and his Swami has found a home with her Mami.
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jan 13, 2016 10:10:32 GMT -5
Maybe MU slept on the boat last night and froze?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 13, 2016 10:13:32 GMT -5
Oh no. I didn't mean he was booted. I wouldn't know that one way or the other. Just that he hasn't responded lately.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jan 13, 2016 12:22:23 GMT -5
I have being appointed inter rim swami.
My minds and English and most all logics is very closely as good to great master Rama Kranda. Call me Swami Rama Patti.
You women are all being needy fiends in need of a man, a good Swami man, to teach you how all to behave as women proper should. Control your crazy woman in pulses with me as Swami, you needy fiends. Great master Rama Kranda has taught me every thing he know.
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Opti
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Post by Opti on Jan 13, 2016 12:29:09 GMT -5
So this is what you meant by lowering my standards Virgil?
If you are a rim Swami perhaps you have impulses of your own to control?
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 13, 2016 12:30:32 GMT -5
Yes, we all need a good fiend.... I think the Smarmi fits the bill.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 13, 2016 13:22:25 GMT -5
I have being appointed inter rim swami. My minds and English and most all logics is very closely as good to great master Rama Kranda. Call me Swami Rama Patti. You women are all being needy fiends in need of a man, a good Swami man, to teach you how all to behave as women proper should. Control your crazy woman in pulses with me as Swami, you needy fiends. Great master Rama Kranda has taught me every thing he know. Sorry, Virgil. The recent incident in another thread of you getting all bent out of shape because people were being civil to one another disqualifies you from being the inter rim smami. You got so bent, you felt you had to post one of those dumb smiley faces that wasn't smiling.
Civility and serenity are a must from any half-way decent swarmi. Next!
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 13, 2016 13:34:26 GMT -5
Good Afternoon, my people and loyal followers. I'm very happy to see you here in fellowship and congenial attitude.
Have no fear. If I should not be here does not mean that I am not thinking about each person. Sometimes, my days are spent in meditation and writing holy scripture for my teachings.
I also perform other spiritual acts at my Temple.
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Post by cael on Jan 13, 2016 13:40:11 GMT -5
I have being appointed inter rim swami. we had a real dipshit at work until a year ago, and every SINGLE GODAMN time she wrote a report, she wrote "have being" instead of "have been". Despite the fact we gently told her the right way each time. It couldn't even be blamed on the English might've been her second language issue, she was just about as shahhp as a mahhble (say that with the heaviest Boston accent you can muster). It turned into a huge joke.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 13:48:41 GMT -5
I have being appointed inter rim swami. we had a real dipshit at work until a year ago, and every SINGLE GODAMN time she wrote a report, she wrote "have being" instead of "have been". Despite the fact we gently told her the right way each time. It couldn't even be blamed on the English might've been her second language issue, she was just about as shahhp as a mahhble (say that with the heaviest Boston accent you can muster). It turned into a huge joke. She would have hated meeting me. I would have slapped her silly after the second time. I managed to learn after I failed a paper because I forgot an "n" in enviro nment. * AM Forestry class in a time zone far, far away was not my friend.
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 13, 2016 13:49:04 GMT -5
My First teaching of the week is Friendship:
We all need friends in our lives, no matter how much of an introvert you are. Friends are the reason why our lives are so enriched. We talk with them. We share our lives. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
See how everyone gets along in this community? It is truly a wonder that so many people can be here and not fight or call each other names.
Here is a task for you: Walk up to a stranger, gently tug on their coat, and ask them to be your friend. This is not a difficult act. You will be surprised at the response you get. In a short time, you will have so many friends that your gift list will be enormous.
Thank the Swami for this piece of spiritual assistance.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 13, 2016 14:53:40 GMT -5
Thank you, Swami, for outlining for your flock the very best way to get your ass kicked. Will file away for future reference in case I ever feel the need to be beat up by a stranger.
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jan 13, 2016 15:08:45 GMT -5
Turned out to be an undercover cop. He threw me to the ground, cuffed me and took me to jail. Nice advice.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2016 16:09:13 GMT -5
Miss Green Eye: I have not determined what you are feeling but your name reveals a very jealous person for green is the sign of envy. We will discuss altering your mood when I feel the time is right. I suppose that's true in some cases, Mr. Smarmi. I've also found that green eyed ladies can be spitfire crazy guns-a-blazin' whackos when properly motivated. I guess we shall see which is which in due time...or whenever you feel the time is right, of course.
I am but your humble flock member.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2016 16:10:42 GMT -5
Oh no. I didn't mean he was booted. I wouldn't know that one way or the other. Just that he hasn't responded lately. bly pleasing himself non-stop since you were 'humble member of his flock!'...
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 13, 2016 16:30:16 GMT -5
I suppose that's true in some cases, Mr. Smarmi. I've also found that green eyed ladies can be spitfire crazy guns-a-blazin' whackos when properly motivated. I guess we shall see which is which in due time...or whenever you feel the time is right, of course.
I am but your humble flock member.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND Yes? No? Maybe?
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jan 14, 2016 3:37:13 GMT -5
The false and fake Swami that is return is not great master Rama Kranda.
I am Swami Rama Patti. I am seeing all and I know this things. Man calling him self Swami Rama Kranda is a false and fake. The real great master Rama Kranda is gone to the stars and surely not is yet returned.
Do not believe him my turtles. Be all wise. I am watching for real great real master Swami on return and I will tell you when it is he and not a false lair.
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 14, 2016 8:05:54 GMT -5
The false and fake Swami that is return is not great master Rama Kranda. I am Swami Rama Patti. I am seeing all and I know this things. Man calling him self Swami Rama Kranda is a false and fake. The real great master Rama Kranda is gone to the stars and surely not is yet returned. Do not believe him my turtles. Be all wise. I am watching for real great real master Swami on return and I will tell you when it is he and not a false lair. Pass the bong! I wanna be Swami Rama!
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 14, 2016 9:34:50 GMT -5
Nothing is going to get done around here until we elect a woman swamess.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 14, 2016 10:41:26 GMT -5
Nothing is going to get done around here until we elect a woman swamess. I think you are the only one who willingly will take the crown Others will have to be tight up for initiation
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 14, 2016 10:57:09 GMT -5
I also perform other spiritual acts at my Temple. Whats your book? Kama Sutra?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 14, 2016 11:00:00 GMT -5
Nothing is going to get done around here until we elect a woman swamess. I think you are the only one who willingly will take the crown Others will have to be tight up for initiation No....no, thank you. I do not have the qualities that would be necessary in a swamess. We shall have to look further for our candidate.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jan 14, 2016 11:07:53 GMT -5
I am voting yay for toony as being swamess.
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Anne_in_VA
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Post by Anne_in_VA on Jan 14, 2016 11:27:45 GMT -5
I am voting yay for toony as being swamess. I second that nomination. Those in favor say aye.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 14, 2016 11:30:35 GMT -5
Does this mean that the swami and the swamess have to cohabitate? If so, this could be interesting.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jan 14, 2016 12:09:48 GMT -5
Swami and the swamess are on the same astral plain. Like two piss in a pod. Our harmony under stand the universe and we share it with you young turtles wish to be wise.
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