Swami Rama Kranda has returned

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 12, 2016 10:09:06 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Jan 12, 2016 10:01:09 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

So tell me, O Swami...I am job-hunting at the moment.

What are my chances? Are we talking snowball-in-hell, saiboat-in-a-windstorm, or is there a chance I may actually find employment soon?

I have good news for you, Nancy. In a very short time you will be employed. As one of my devout followers, I will make sure of that. Of course, being a woman helps since they will pay you less than a man. See? Sometimes it is better to be a woman.

Ah, of course. Swami's true colors have been exposed. I believe the name of that crayon is Misogynistic Midnight Black.

[Green Eyed Lady]

I remember a Ralph Kranda....something like that. Big guy.  Bus driver maybe?

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Next thing Deb will be back. Was the Master-At-Arms asleep at the door?

Hey Sailor nice to see you here.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 12, 2016 10:35:00 GMT -5 ken a.k.a OMK said:

Next thing Deb will be back. Was the Master-At-Arms asleep at the door?

Hey Sailor nice to see you here.

I think it's the weather. Everyone is hiding under their blankies now. And the SS Banana Peel needs a warm port in the cold storm. Not to mention Fatty Patty is permanently disabled. It's tough out there without a woman captive body inflatable for company.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Ah, of course. Swami's true colors have been exposed. I believe the name of that crayon is Misogynistic Midnight Black

And let's just hope that his true colors are the only thing that gets exposed.

[tloonya]

Jan 11, 2016 17:25:08 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

People, have no fear of the Swami. I come in love and virtuous raptor as a beacon to guide you through life.

Muscleup.
is that you? WHY?

[MarleyKeezy78]

Where's my flying undies emot when I need it 

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 12, 2016 10:56:17 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Ah, of course. Swami's true colors have been exposed. I believe the name of that crayon is Misogynistic Midnight Black

And let's just hope that his true colors are the only thing that gets exposed.

Don't bet on it. Swami will be swinging from his tree house ladder before you know it, with his Rama just out there in the breeze.

[Deleted]

Jan 12, 2016 10:59:27 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Jan 11, 2016 17:25:08 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

People, have no fear of the Swami. I come in love and virtuous raptor as a beacon to guide you through life.

Muscleup.
is that you? WHY?

I blame you!!! You were the one calling out for all the old posters to come back!

[Muscleup]

I am truly overjoyed to see many of my old followers here. You bring me love and happiness and I know you will be rewarded for your faith in the Swami.

I'm sure that we will have a glorious time learning many new things from the Swami.

Ladies, to remain chaste and virtuous, please wear a veil when you are here. I'm sure you understand and wish to please the Swami in any way you can. 

[Muscleup]

Nancy, please do not refer to the Swami as misogynistic, whatever that means? I am a holy man that is interested in your well being and progress as you venture through your life.

Miss Laterbloomer: I see that you haven't ridded yourself of that mean, sarcastic personality you always had. I'm sure we can find a way to make you more congenial and loving in the future. This will take much work but over time we will be successful.

Ms Lassie: It always seems like you have a sexual reference in your comments to the Swami. Please forgive me but I am not a sexual icon no matter how much you desire the Swami. We shall work this out,,,,,,together. Hold my hand and I will guide you.

Miss Green Eye: I have not determined what you are feeling but your name reveals a very jealous person for green is the sign of envy. We will discuss altering your mood when I feel the time is right.  

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 10:31:58 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

I remember a Ralph Kranda....something like that. Big guy.  Bus driver maybe?

LOL! Yeah! I remember old Ralph! Had a wife who knocked his arse to the floor every time he opened his mouth.  Poor ol' Ralph. 

[Bluerobin]

Swami, do you want your loyal followers to pray for these infidels?

[Green Eyed Lady]

Jan 12, 2016 12:38:41 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Miss Green Eye: I have not determined what you are feeling but your name reveals a very jealous person for green is the sign of envy. We will discuss altering your mood when I feel the time is right.  

I suppose that's true in some cases, Mr. Smarmi. I've also found that green eyed ladies can be spitfire crazy guns-a-blazin' whackos when properly motivated. I guess we shall see which is which in due time...or whenever you feel the time is right, of course. 

I am but your humble flock member.

[Green Eyed Lady]

Jan 12, 2016 12:43:19 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

Jan 12, 2016 10:31:58 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

I remember a Ralph Kranda....something like that. Big guy.  Bus driver maybe?

LOL! Yeah! I remember old Ralph! Had a wife who knocked his arse to the floor every time he opened his mouth.  Poor ol' Ralph. 

Yep!  Wasn't he always promising her the moon or something...and never delivered?

[Muscleup]

Jan 12, 2016 12:44:21 GMT -5 Bluerobin said:

Swami, do you want your loyal followers to pray for these infidels?

Yes, Mr. Robin, I would like my loyal followers to pray for themselves and everyone else, no matter who they liked or disliked.

Their recovery from a life of hedonism will be my task for these lost souls.

I'm very concerned about Miss Lassie because her mind is clouded in impure thoughts.

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 12:28:57 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

I am truly overjoyed to see many of my old followers here. You bring me love and happiness and I know you will be rewarded for your faith in the Swami.

I'm sure that we will have a glorious time learning many new things from the Swami.

Ladies, to remain chaste and virtuous, please wear a veil when you are here. I'm sure you understand and wish to please the Swami in any way you can. 

Just remember, some of your "old followers" carry large hammers with an assigned purpose. Tread carefully, my friend.

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 12:48:19 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

Jan 12, 2016 12:43:19 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

LOL! Yeah! I remember old Ralph! Had a wife who knocked his arse to the floor every time he opened his mouth.  Poor ol' Ralph. 

Yep!  Wasn't he always promising her the moon or something...and never delivered?

Oh, yeah. Funny thing, though ... it always seemed to be Ralph who was sent flying. My DH loved those shows.

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 10:56:17 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Ah, of course. Swami's true colors have been exposed. I believe the name of that crayon is Misogynistic Midnight Black

And let's just hope that his true colors are the only thing that gets exposed.

Of that, you may rest assured. 

[Green Eyed Lady]

Jan 12, 2016 12:51:09 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

Jan 12, 2016 12:48:19 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

Yep!  Wasn't he always promising her the moon or something...and never delivered?

Oh, yeah. Funny thing, though ... it always seemed to be Ralph who was sent flying. My DH loved those shows.

My dad always talked about them. I don't believe I've ever seen an episode.

More on topic...do you remember Archie Bonkers....on that show with Edith?

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 12:53:33 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

Jan 12, 2016 12:51:09 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

Oh, yeah. Funny thing, though ... it always seemed to be Ralph who was sent flying. My DH loved those shows.

My dad always talked about them. I don't believe I've ever seen an episode.

More on topic...do you remember Archie Bonkers....on that show with Edith?

Yep. I never watched it, though. Not my kind of comedy. Mostly, I've read about it and heard my DH (TV addict) rant about it.

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 12, 2016 12:49:47 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

Jan 12, 2016 12:28:57 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

I am truly overjoyed to see many of my old followers here. You bring me love and happiness and I know you will be rewarded for your faith in the Swami.

I'm sure that we will have a glorious time learning many new things from the Swami.

Ladies, to remain chaste and virtuous, please wear a veil when you are here. I'm sure you understand and wish to please the Swami in any way you can. 

Just remember, some of your "old followers" carry large hammers with an assigned purpose. Tread carefully, my friend.

Confucius say "Coffee Shop top chef also carry big knife. Little label on sharp blade says 'This is not a toy, sucka.' "

[Green Eyed Lady]

I've seen some reruns. While offensive as all hell at first sight, that offensiveness was usually exposed for what it was. I sort of think that was the purpose.

[mmhmm]

If you ever get the chance to watch any of The Honeymooners episodes, Green Eyed Lady, I'd highly recommend doing so. Some were just great. I always remember Ralph (Jackie Gleason) teaching Ed (Art Carney) to play golf. He told Ed to address the ball. Ed looked at him quizzically, looked at the ball, then back at Ralph, then back to the ball with a: "Helllooooooo, ball". You have to know the actors and how they emoted, but that was absolutely hilarious. Ed Norton was a character not to be forgotten. Worked in the sewers ...

[Green Eyed Lady]

Somebody also said, "Speak softly but carry a big schtick."

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 12:58:42 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

I've seen some reruns. While offensive as all hell at first sight, that offensiveness was usually exposed for what it was. I sort of think that was the purpose.

It probably was. I don't think they were trying to say that kind of thing is okay. I really believe it was the opposite. It's just not the kind of thing that appeals to me. I've already learned the lessons they were trying to teach. Learned them as a kid.

[Green Eyed Lady]

Jan 12, 2016 12:58:47 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

If you ever get the chance to watch any of The Honeymooners episodes, Green Eyed Lady , I'd highly recommend doing so. Some were just great. I always remember Ralph (Jackie Gleason) teaching Ed (Art Carney) to play golf. He told Ed to address the ball. Ed looked at him quizzically, looked at the ball, then back at Ralph, then back to the ball with a: "Helllooooooo, ball". You have to know the actors and how they emoted, but that was absolutely hilarious. Ed Norton was a character not to be forgotten. Worked in the sewers ...

I know my dad loved it. I believe my mom has some older VCR tapes of episodes that he watched over and over. I don't have anything that will play them, tho. Maybe she still does. I think she still has her rotary dial banana phone in her bedroom.

[mmhmm]

Jan 12, 2016 12:57:58 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Jan 12, 2016 12:49:47 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

Just remember, some of your "old followers" carry large hammers with an assigned purpose. Tread carefully, my friend.

Confucius say "Coffee Shop top chef also carry big knife. Little label on sharp blade says 'This is not a toy, sucka.' "

We is armed and we is ... well, we can be dangerous when we are of a mind to be. 

[weltschmerz]

Jan 12, 2016 9:57:23 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Jan 12, 2016 9:02:20 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

What is it with this "flock" reference? Or do you have a certain liking for sheep?

Hello, Miss Lassie. I reference my followers as my flock for I am your Shepard. I will keep my flock safe from the wolves and other devilish figures that want to devour my followers.

Oh no, I don't have a like for sheep. It is just a reference because sheep are most indefensible. I have visited certain websites where people are very enmeshed with their animals but that is another story. I was looking for lost souls as always.

More like a Judas Goat.......

[wyouser]

Loyal followers? On EE? Can EE' ers follow anything? What do you do when they wander off? You know ee'ers are attracted to colored lights and yellow busses. How do you keep them together? They are also addicted to  and  . You have to watch them closely or they  . You have to be careful leaving some of them alone in the . Others wear  and can't hear or follow instructions.. It's like pushing a rope and trying to get that horse to move.. .