GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jan 11, 2016 22:29:32 GMT -5
Ohhh, MuscleUp. Don't forget to put your mouse hands in a tight seal over the name mouth of the poster... Fixed.
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Post by weltschmerz on Jan 11, 2016 22:44:39 GMT -5
People, have no fear of the Swami. I come in love and virtuous raptor as a beacon to guide you through life. We're your flock? Raptors hunt down and eat flocks, so move along.
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jan 11, 2016 23:37:12 GMT -5
People, have no fear of the Swami. I come in love and virtuous raptor as a beacon to guide you through life. We're your flock? Raptors hunt down and eat flocks, so move along. Potato/Potahto Raptor/rapture ;-)~
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on Jan 11, 2016 23:53:39 GMT -5
Ohhh, MuscleUp. Don't forget to put your mouse over the name of the poster... OMG, I have been here for years and never knew that Learn something new everyday
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 12, 2016 2:53:07 GMT -5
We don't DIDN'T have any problems here. How ya doin' Tom?
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 12, 2016 6:56:20 GMT -5
Let me be the first to say: Who doesn't The Muscle Up?
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 12, 2016 7:45:38 GMT -5
Let me be the first to say: Who doesn't The Muscle Up? A name? You want a name?! Where should I start... ?
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 12, 2016 7:49:23 GMT -5
Dear Swami,
What can you tell me about the frozen snowman in my yard?
Should I take him some hot chocolate?
Sincerely, tmr
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 8:33:47 GMT -5
Good Morning, my people. I can see that I have much work to do here but I welcome the challenge. After many years of living in sin and debauchery, I'm sure, in time, you will enjoy living a clean and chaste life.
Remember, that English is not my first language. I try so help is needed from all the members in my flock.
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 8:41:48 GMT -5
Dear Swami, What can you tell me about the frozen snowman in my yard? Should I take him some hot chocolate? Sincerely, tmr Ahh, good morning tmr. Thank you for my first question and welcome to my flock. I will reserve a special place for you at my table.
I think you suffer from a lack of real friends. Thinking your snowman friend is real is a huge mistake. I hope you do not have a conversation with this object. Are you in a relationship with the snowman? Please do not take him hot chocolate, although it would be most humorous. This hot chocolate would melt the snow. Of course, if the snowman melted you would lose probably the only friend you have.
My suggestion would be to take me as your real friend and we could share our life together. Of course, I am still your Swami and I must respect my place in religious life. This will be a good start for you.
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Post by Opti on Jan 12, 2016 8:51:12 GMT -5
What? Do you burn in heck if you disrespect yourself?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 12, 2016 9:02:20 GMT -5
What is it with this "flock" reference? Or do you have a certain liking for sheep?
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Post by cael on Jan 12, 2016 9:31:20 GMT -5
Swami, where have your travels taken you? What enlightenment have you achieved? Please enlighten the unwashed masses!
(although... yeah you can keep your flock of sheep at home. We aren't into that.)
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 12, 2016 9:50:27 GMT -5
Dear Swami:
You seem to have enemies. I suppose, in your line of work, that is to be expected. Are you looking to lead your flock in a kinder and gentler direction? If so, please let me be the first to wish you luck in that pursuit.
I would like to know if you can swami my chances of winning the powerball. I should tell you I haven't bought a ticket, but if you think I have a tmr's snowman's chance in hell, I shall do so immediately.
GEL
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Post by mmhmm on Jan 12, 2016 9:56:51 GMT -5
LOL! Umm, welcome, Swami ... I think. I guess we'll see, eh? Seriously, it's good to see you back and that you're doing okay.
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Muscleup
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 9:57:23 GMT -5
What is it with this "flock" reference? Or do you have a certain liking for sheep?
Hello, Miss Lassie. I reference my followers as my flock for I am your Shepard. I will keep my flock safe from the wolves and other devilish figures that want to devour my followers.
Oh no, I don't have a like for sheep. It is just a reference because sheep are most indefensible. I have visited certain websites where people are very enmeshed with their animals but that is another story. I was looking for lost souls as always.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 12, 2016 9:58:28 GMT -5
Watch where you put those hands, tiger! You're a holy man now - a life of celibacy for you. Let's not discuss the celibacy of The Swami. I will be your spiritual leader to keep you a chaste and satisfying woman. You're still chasing and trying to satisfy women, eh? I wondered what that pile of rubber bits was sitting on the Shop patio. I should have known it was what was left of Fatty Patty. Serves you right for trying to tie the old gal down.
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 9:59:27 GMT -5
LOL! Umm, welcome, Swami ... I think. I guess we'll see, eh? Seriously, it's good to see you back and that you're doing okay. Yes, the planets told me it was time to return. The Moon said to return and give light to these lost souls.
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Post by cael on Jan 12, 2016 10:00:08 GMT -5
LOL! Umm, welcome, Swami ... I think. I guess we'll see, eh? Seriously, it's good to see you back and that you're doing okay. Yes, the planets told me it was time to return. The Moon said to return and give light to these lost souls. moon/Laura.. why do you hate us?!
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Post by mmhmm on Jan 12, 2016 10:01:06 GMT -5
LOL! Umm, welcome, Swami ... I think. I guess we'll see, eh? Seriously, it's good to see you back and that you're doing okay. Yes, the planets told me it was time to return. The Moon said to return and give light to these lost souls. That's a damned smart moon!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 12, 2016 10:01:09 GMT -5
So tell me, O Swami...I am job-hunting at the moment.
What are my chances? Are we talking snowball-in-hell, saiboat-in-a-windstorm, or is there a chance I may actually find employment soon?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 12, 2016 10:01:52 GMT -5
LOL!! Somebody is upset about you in a whole other thread! You have a far reach, indeed. Gotta smile at that!
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Post by Opti on Jan 12, 2016 10:04:40 GMT -5
No flock, just amazing Pro Flocker.
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 10:05:04 GMT -5
Dear Swami:
You seem to have enemies. I suppose, in your line of work, that is to be expected. Are you looking to lead your flock in a kinder and gentler direction? If so, please let me be the first to wish you luck in that pursuit.
I would like to know if you can swami my chances of winning the powerball. I should tell you I haven't bought a ticket, but if you think I have a tmr's snowman's chance in hell, I shall do so immediately.
GEL Yes, I have many enemies. These are the lost souls that follow the devil. I will show you ways to overcome these evil spirits.
You pose a good question but first I want to tell you that you will not find happiness with items belonging to this world. You must address higher, spiritual life in order for you to be truly happy. Although if you do win the lottery, I suggest you donate your winnings to the Swami and your satisfaction will be rewarded by a seat at my table.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 12, 2016 10:06:54 GMT -5
Thank you, Swami. Those were truly words of wisdom. I must stop worshipping material things and turn my focus inward.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 12, 2016 10:08:10 GMT -5
I kind of doubt the Moon said that - but my soles could use some light.
Would the Swami suggest I purchase a pair of those sneakers with lights in them to brighten my soles.
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 10:09:06 GMT -5
So tell me, O Swami...I am job-hunting at the moment. What are my chances? Are we talking snowball-in-hell, saiboat-in-a-windstorm, or is there a chance I may actually find employment soon? I have good news for you, Nancy. In a very short time you will be employed. As one of my devout followers, I will make sure of that. Of course, being a woman helps since they will pay you less than a man. See? Sometimes it is better to be a woman.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 12, 2016 10:11:41 GMT -5
Do you have a brother? I've heard of a Swami Rama Lama Ding Dong. Any relation?
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Post by Muscleup on Jan 12, 2016 10:19:08 GMT -5
Do you have a brother? I've heard of a Swami Rama Lama Ding Dong. Any relation? Oh yes. He is a second cousin and very well regarded in my native land. The pure, young women loved him and he commanded a very large dowry from his wife's family. Fortunately, he does not need to endure the hardship of controlling a flock of followers as I do.
If I would be rewarded with a woman with a wealthy family, I too, would not have to be here. But on the bright side, you all have the Swami. It is fate.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jan 12, 2016 10:21:50 GMT -5
What do you need wealth for? Didn't you tell me there is no happiness in items of this world? Is this a "do as I say and not as I do" type of thing? I surely hope not. You must be a role model and practice what you preach.
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