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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jun 17, 2018 14:38:09 GMT -5
Y'all have found no Flori-duh-worthy news lately? I beg to differ, and I'll drink to this story:
BIG COPPITT KEY, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a 48-year-old Florida man raised a can of beer and chugged it after a sheriff's deputy stopped him on suspicion of drunk driving.
Daryl Royal Riedel told Monroe County Sheriff's investigators he was scared when he fled in his pickup truck as Deputy Anthony Lopez stepped out of his patrol car Thursday. Riedel drove for a short distance before stopping.
Riedel has three prior DUI convictions between 2003 and 2010 and a fourth is pending from 2017.
The report says Riedel got out of his truck, beer can in his hand and chugged it.
Riedel faces a numerous charges, including felony DUI, fleeing from a deputy, driving with a suspended license and failure to submit a breath test.
He's in jail without bond. Records don't list a lawyer.
OK, so you're skeered. Three prior convictions and one more pending. Know what that means here? Habitual felon status, and years in jail. Do not pass go, do not collect anything. Just slap on the prison garb and head off to the pokey. So what do you do in the face of this situation? You haul butt out of your truck, beer in hand and scarf it. Like a cop would not notice your breath would stun a monkey, your eyes have a sunset red hue and you can't remember jackwad about the alphabet.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 17, 2018 20:08:10 GMT -5
Y'all have found no Flori-duh-worthy news lately? I beg to differ, and I'll drink to this story:
BIG COPPITT KEY, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a 48-year-old Florida man raised a can of beer and chugged it after a sheriff's deputy stopped him on suspicion of drunk driving.
Daryl Royal Riedel told Monroe County Sheriff's investigators he was scared when he fled in his pickup truck as Deputy Anthony Lopez stepped out of his patrol car Thursday. Riedel drove for a short distance before stopping.
Riedel has three prior DUI convictions between 2003 and 2010 and a fourth is pending from 2017.
The report says Riedel got out of his truck, beer can in his hand and chugged it.
Riedel faces a numerous charges, including felony DUI, fleeing from a deputy, driving with a suspended license and failure to submit a breath test.
He's in jail without bond. Records don't list a lawyer.
OK, so you're skeered. Three prior convictions and one more pending. Know what that means here? Habitual felon status, and years in jail. Do not pass go, do not collect anything. Just slap on the prison garb and head off to the pokey. So what do you do in the face of this situation? You haul butt out of your truck, beer in hand and scarf it. Like a cop would not notice your breath would stun a monkey, your eyes have a sunset red hue and you can't remember jackwad about the alphabet.
Dude, I hope you did not procreate. It would literally be a Royal shame. My guess is, he wanted the cop to see him guzzle the beer. Then they might not be able to get him for drunk driving He can say he wasn't drunk until he drank that beer, which the officer saw him do AFTER he got out of his truck. If he hadn't done it this way, he would have still been charged with driving under the influence. But he wouldn't have any hope of getting out of it. I had a friend that did something similar. He went to jail for 3 years. (it didn't work). LMAO |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jun 23, 2018 19:14:59 GMT -5
Not from Florida. But we need to claim these two; and we'll name them Dumb and Dumber:
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A viral social media video has led to the firing of two Raising Cane's employees in the Northland in Kansas City, Missouri.
The video has been viewed more than a million times on Facebook since Tuesday. It shows an employee stirring iced tea with her arm. The other worker apparently took the video that was then posted on Facebook. The incident happened at the location at 8771 N. Ambassador in Kansas City, Mo. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 23, 2018 23:24:03 GMT -5
Not from Florida. But we need to claim these two; and we'll name them Dumb and Dumber:
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A viral social media video has led to the firing of two Raising Cane's employees in the Northland in Kansas City, Missouri.
The video has been viewed more than a million times on Facebook since Tuesday. It shows an employee stirring iced tea with her arm. The other worker apparently took the video that was then posted on Facebook. The incident happened at the location at 8771 N. Ambassador in Kansas City, Mo. LOL I actually saw this. It was disgusting, I thought. I wonder how many times it was done that we didn't see. Yuck. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 7, 2018 19:28:41 GMT -5
Not a Florid-duh but should be: INDIANAPOLIS — The First Church of Cannabis has lost its bid to use Indiana’s religious freedom law as a defense for smoking marijuana as part of its religious ceremonies.
In a ruling handed down Friday, Marion County Superior Court Judge Sheryl Lynch rejected the church’s argument that Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) allows for a religious exemption from state and federal prohibitions on marijuana...
Well geez. Think of how well-attended those services would be. Forget passing the collection plate. You'd need a vault for those bucks. And forget the handshake-and-a-hug greeting. These parishoners could jibe over a joint or be one together over the communal bong. ------------------------------------ And from Arizona, a (literally) dirty story: PHOENIX — A haboob's giant brown wall contains a lot more than desert dirt, according to air quality experts.
Next time you want to get close to this weather phenomenon, you should know plenty of icky stuff could be along for the dusty ride.
That includes manure and pesticides from agricultural land. The wind whipping across roads and highways could kick up brake dust and tiny pieces of tires. Spores beneath the desert crust could also go airborne, making people sick with Valley fever, which is a fungal lung infection.
So you go outside and you see your drunk neighbor, beer can in hand, taking a stroll down the street, heading right for this big brown dust storm. "Haboob!!!!" you yell at him. He turns around and throws a stick at you, thinking you hurled an insult at him. Serves you right for trying to keep a beer-battered boob away from a haboob.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 7, 2018 20:24:22 GMT -5
Not a Florid-duh but should be: INDIANAPOLIS — The First Church of Cannabis has lost its bid to use Indiana’s religious freedom law as a defense for smoking marijuana as part of its religious ceremonies.
In a ruling handed down Friday, Marion County Superior Court Judge Sheryl Lynch rejected the church’s argument that Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) allows for a religious exemption from state and federal prohibitions on marijuana...
Well geez. Think of how well-attended those services would be. Forget passing the collection plate. You'd need a vault for those bucks. And forget the handshake-and-a-hug greeting. These parishoners could jibe over a joint or be one together over the communal bong. ------------------------------------ And from Arizona, a (literally) dirty story: PHOENIX — A haboob's giant brown wall contains a lot more than desert dirt, according to air quality experts.
Next time you want to get close to this weather phenomenon, you should know plenty of icky stuff could be along for the dusty ride.
That includes manure and pesticides from agricultural land. The wind whipping across roads and highways could kick up brake dust and tiny pieces of tires. Spores beneath the desert crust could also go airborne, making people sick with Valley fever, which is a fungal lung infection.
So you go outside and you see your drunk neighbor, beer can in hand, taking a stroll down the street, heading right for this big brown dust storm. "Haboob!!!!" you yell at him. He turns around and throws a stick at you, thinking you hurled an insult at him. Serves you right for trying to keep a beer-battered boob away from a haboob.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 9, 2018 7:31:33 GMT -5
Well this is a first. Maybe the ad was developed and filmed in Florida. Video in the link About Gain Flings! TV Commercial, 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat'While a dad snoozes on the couch, his two mischievous sons decide to mess with him by placing a jockstrap on his face. Unbeknownst to them, their dad used Gain Flings! with Oxi Boost and Febreze to wash the sportswear item, leaving it smelling lovely. After taking a whiff themselves, the two boys walk away defeated after one angrily throws the jockstrap on floor. 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat' |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 9, 2018 13:42:02 GMT -5
Well this is a first. Maybe the ad was developed and filmed in Florida. Video in the link About Gain Flings! TV Commercial, 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat'While a dad snoozes on the couch, his two mischievous sons decide to mess with him by placing a jockstrap on his face. Unbeknownst to them, their dad used Gain Flings! with Oxi Boost and Febreze to wash the sportswear item, leaving it smelling lovely. After taking a whiff themselves, the two boys walk away defeated after one angrily throws the jockstrap on floor. 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat'I saw this ad for the first time, last night. Gotta make you wonder.  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 9, 2018 16:36:26 GMT -5
Well this is a first. Maybe the ad was developed and filmed in Florida. Video in the link About Gain Flings! TV Commercial, 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat'While a dad snoozes on the couch, his two mischievous sons decide to mess with him by placing a jockstrap on his face. Unbeknownst to them, their dad used Gain Flings! with Oxi Boost and Febreze to wash the sportswear item, leaving it smelling lovely. After taking a whiff themselves, the two boys walk away defeated after one angrily throws the jockstrap on floor. 'The Sweet Smell of Defeat'I saw this ad for the first time, last night. Gotta make you wonder. It's.....different. |
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Post by dannylion on Jul 31, 2018 20:48:35 GMT -5
Not from Florida. But we need to claim these two; and we'll name them Dumb and Dumber:
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A viral social media video has led to the firing of two Raising Cane's employees in the Northland in Kansas City, Missouri.
The video has been viewed more than a million times on Facebook since Tuesday. It shows an employee stirring iced tea with her arm. The other worker apparently took the video that was then posted on Facebook. The incident happened at the location at 8771 N. Ambassador in Kansas City, Mo. LOL I actually saw this. It was disgusting, I thought. I wonder how many times it was done that we didn't see. Yuck. Food-service robots cannot arrive fast enough. It is extremely unlikely that robots will spit on the food or perform some stupid stunt in the food preparation area. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 31, 2018 21:07:54 GMT -5
LOL I actually saw this. It was disgusting, I thought. I wonder how many times it was done that we didn't see. Yuck. Food-service robots cannot arrive fast enough. It is extremely unlikely that robots will spit on the food or perform some stupid stunt in the food preparation area. I have been offered free food in compensation for something that happened at a restaurant. I always say no, because I'm afraid of what they will do to my food. When I was in high school, I worked with a guy that got mad at our boss, so he urinated in the lemonade in the walk-in cooler. He thought it was hilarious! Me, not so much. -He got fired. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 5, 2018 15:12:05 GMT -5
Only In Florida.....would you find this at a Chuck E Cheese. And yes, folks: their logo is a mouse.
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — If you tried to go to the Chuck E. Cheese with your children in St. Petersburg, Florida last Friday, July 27, you would have found the popular kid's place closed.
Inspectors found more than 130 rodent droppings all over the kitchen inside the restaurant.
Rodent activity was evident after finding dozens of droppings near racks of food, the chest freezer, pizza oven, deli table, drink station, dishwashing area, water heater, hallways, and dry storage room, the state documented.
Inspectors also found rodent rub marks and six holes in the walls and ceilings including near the front counter area and toy storage room....
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 7, 2018 3:48:43 GMT -5
Yuck! Not only does it sound unsanitary , it doesn't sound like they tried to clean it up . Gross.
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 23, 2018 23:11:12 GMT -5
I wish this was in Flori-DUH and not here. Pretty disgusting. Man found having sex with corpse at St. Francis HospitalA hospital security guard has been charged with abuse of a corpse after witnesses found him having sex with a female corpse in a body storage room at St. Francis Hospital on Park Avenue. Cameron Wright, 23, was discovered by a representative with the Mid-South Transplant Foundation and another member of the hospital's security staff. He has been fired. Wright was taken to police headquarters at 170 N. Main, where he gave a statement admitting that he had intercourse with the dead woman. Officials with St. Francis released this statement: Complete article here: Man found having sex with corpse at St. Francis Hospital |
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 24, 2018 2:17:50 GMT -5
I wish this was in Flori-DUH and not here. Pretty disgusting. Man found having sex with corpse at St. Francis HospitalA hospital security guard has been charged with abuse of a corpse after witnesses found him having sex with a female corpse in a body storage room at St. Francis Hospital on Park Avenue. Cameron Wright, 23, was discovered by a representative with the Mid-South Transplant Foundation and another member of the hospital's security staff. He has been fired. Wright was taken to police headquarters at 170 N. Main, where he gave a statement admitting that he had intercourse with the dead woman. Officials with St. Francis released this statement: Complete article here: Man found having sex with corpse at St. Francis HospitalHoly CRAP! I'm glad he was caught! Can you imagine?! Oh, don't mind me. Go ahead and get whatever you need to. I'll just be... Wow!  More like I bet his mother is proud.  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 24, 2018 10:21:53 GMT -5
SNL from several years ago with guest host Ryan Gosling. Kate McKinnon is hilarious. But it's also funny watching the actors try to stay in character and not laugh. Gosling loses it several times which makes it even funnier. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 25, 2018 9:53:05 GMT -5
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 2, 2018 9:02:26 GMT -5
Not a Flori-duh, but it's a Wally World story, so we'll take it: BEECH GROVE, Ind. — A man has been arrested after he recorded himself dumping a bag of flour onto the head of a 68-year-old woman at a Beech Grove, Indiana Walmart on Wednesday.
An off-duty IMPD officer working at the Walmart on Emerson Avenue just after 10 a.m. when he was informed of the incident. The 68-year-old woman was shopping in the store when a man she didn't know snuck up behind her and dumped an entire bag of flour on her head.
The suspect, Phillip Weaver, 22, recorded the incident on Facebook Live and shared it on his social media page. Weaver was arrested Thursday afternoon....
OK, so aside from the obvious waste of a bag of flour, someone needs to 'splain to me why anyone would consider this a prime use of time. I understand the Ice Bucket Challenge, but if this is supposed to be a new version of that, it does nothing for me. Frankly, given the dude's dreadlocked status, a bag of flour in that hair would be excellent punishment. You know how long it would take to clean up that nasty mess?
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Post by Tennesseer on Sept 2, 2018 9:18:12 GMT -5
Not a Flori-duh, but it's a Wally World story, so we'll take it: BEECH GROVE, Ind. — A man has been arrested after he recorded himself dumping a bag of flour onto the head of a 68-year-old woman at a Beech Grove, Indiana Walmart on Wednesday.
An off-duty IMPD officer working at the Walmart on Emerson Avenue just after 10 a.m. when he was informed of the incident. The 68-year-old woman was shopping in the store when a man she didn't know snuck up behind her and dumped an entire bag of flour on her head.
The suspect, Phillip Weaver, 22, recorded the incident on Facebook Live and shared it on his social media page. Weaver was arrested Thursday afternoon....
OK, so aside from the obvious waste of a bag of flour, someone needs to 'splain to me why anyone would consider this a prime use of time. I understand the Ice Bucket Challenge, but if this is supposed to be a new version of that, it does nothing for me. Frankly, given the dude's dreadlocked status, a bag of flour in that hair would be excellent punishment. You know how long it would take to clean up that nasty mess?
A spritzing of yeast-infused water on his hair after flour is dumped on it and then let it dry would be a nice touch. What a jerk. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 3, 2018 2:06:03 GMT -5
Not a Flori-duh, but it's a Wally World story, so we'll take it: BEECH GROVE, Ind. — A man has been arrested after he recorded himself dumping a bag of flour onto the head of a 68-year-old woman at a Beech Grove, Indiana Walmart on Wednesday.
An off-duty IMPD officer working at the Walmart on Emerson Avenue just after 10 a.m. when he was informed of the incident. The 68-year-old woman was shopping in the store when a man she didn't know snuck up behind her and dumped an entire bag of flour on her head.
The suspect, Phillip Weaver, 22, recorded the incident on Facebook Live and shared it on his social media page. Weaver was arrested Thursday afternoon....
OK, so aside from the obvious waste of a bag of flour, someone needs to 'splain to me why anyone would consider this a prime use of time. I understand the Ice Bucket Challenge, but if this is supposed to be a new version of that, it does nothing for me. Frankly, given the dude's dreadlocked status, a bag of flour in that hair would be excellent punishment. You know how long it would take to clean up that nasty mess?
Me either. Doesn't seem like a challenge, nor does it seem like a prank. It certainly isn't funny. He just seems like a jerk, if you ask me. I wish that before he went to jail, or possibly while he's in jail- so he had to do it in his jail attire, they would make him do something in public (not sure what) that would totally humiliate and embarrass him. And it should also be posted on Facebook / social media, along with an explanation of why he was doing it, describing him in a demeaning way. Then he should go to jail, so he could think long and hard about how his actions affect other people. -Maybe he should have to write a LONG essay explaining all the different negative ways it might impact the victim, as well as others (cost of flour, if anyone got hurt, clean up, embarrassment, inability to finish shopping, need to return to do shopping, possibly going hungry because they couldn't shop- diabetic seizure(?), need to clean car after driving home, etc. The list goes on and on.) What a f'd up thing to do. I'm glad he was caught. I hope people gave him major crap on Facebook, for what he did. What a  (shithead). He must have  (shit for brains). |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 4, 2018 18:11:03 GMT -5
They have found that 2 year old boy. He’s dead of course.  May his mother rot in hell. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 7, 2018 4:14:56 GMT -5
What does algae do to you? Any idea? Why would he need to go to the hospital? - just curious. People do some dumb **** (stuff  )! |
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 7, 2018 4:18:00 GMT -5
They have found that 2 year old boy. He’s dead of course. May his mother rot in hell. What 2 yr old boy? -Doesn't sound good. |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 7, 2018 7:09:51 GMT -5
I’m sorry. It was so big here that I thought it was everywhere. Another Casey Anthony but she didn’t have a dad to cover up the evidence for her.
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Post by Tennesseer on Sept 7, 2018 7:14:46 GMT -5
I’m sorry. It was so big here that I thought it was everywhere. Another Casey Anthony but she didn’t have a dad to cover up the evidence for her. Is this the "Antwan" took my kid case? |
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