We need to bring back the Flori-DUH thread!

[resolution]

Florida man breaks into a car full of police.

www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article186290673.html

[toomuchreality]

Those are good ones!    


There are some people  who should never crawl out from under their rock.

[toomuchreality]

Prosecutors have declined to pursue a criminal case against the Florida woman who was arrested for allegedly battering her estranged husband when he interrupted her as she was “pleasuring herself.”



Flavia Higgs, 42, was arrested in mid-September following a 12:30 AM confrontation with her spouse Garrett inside the Port St. Lucie residence the duo still shares (but where they maintain separate bedrooms).



According to an arrest affidavit, Garrett, 44, arrived home and "heard moaning from the house." Upon determining that the sound was coming from Flavia’s bedroom, Garrett banged on the locked door, but received no response.



Believing that there was another man in the house, Garrett used a screwdriver to open the door, an incursion that was appreciated by Flavia, who sought to "physically escort him out." During an ensuing struggle, Flavia “struck him in the face,” police charged.



When questioned by cops, Flavia said that Garrett “barged into the room” while she “was pleasuring herself,” the affidavit reports. Flavia was subsequently arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.


thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/florida-woman-gets-off-294083

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A nude man walking along an interstate in New Jersey was using a sex toy on himself when his public pleasure session was interrupted by police yesterday.



Officers responding to a report of a “naked man walking along the tree line on Route 287” discovered Stephen Kurkowiak, 39, in the altogether near mile marker 64 in Mahwah, a Bergen County township about 30 miles north of New York City.



When Kurkowiak, who lives in upstate New York, was approached by two patrolmen, he stood up and pulled "an object out of his rectum." He then tossed the sex toy over his shoulder, said James Batelli, chief of the Mahwah Police Department.

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A woman who introduced herself as the “Million Dollar Ho” was arrested last night in a prostitution sting, according to Florida police.



Cops charge that Debra Thomes, 49, approached an undercover cop who was behind the wheel of an auto parked in a Fort Pierce. After asking the officer if he wanted a date, Thomes entered the vehicle around 8:45 PM..



Once inside, Thomes “introduced herself as the ‘Million Dollar Ho,’” according to an arrest affidavit. She then allegedly offered to provide sexual services for decidedly less than seven figures--$40 to be exact. Thomes assured the prospective john, “You’re the first one today.”



Thomes subsequently lifted her dress, exposing her vagina to the undercover cop (who then gave a takedown signal to fellow officers who arrested Thomes for prostitution).

[alabamagal]

Well maybe we should try to be more like Florida, aparently Democrats and Republicans get along pretty well there.  Well maybe getting along too much.....


www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article193697609.html

[MJ2.0]

Jan 10, 2018 10:22:43 GMT -5 alabamagal said:

Well maybe we should try to be more like Florida, aparently Democrats and Republicans get along pretty well there.  Well maybe getting along too much.....


www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article193697609.html

it's all that arguing back and forth, it can get you all hot and bothered...

[toomuchreality]

Jan 10, 2018 17:05:15 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Jan 10, 2018 10:22:43 GMT -5 alabamagal said:

Well maybe we should try to be more like Florida, aparently Democrats and Republicans get along pretty well there.  Well maybe getting along too much.....


www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article193697609.html

it's all that arguing back and forth, it can get you all hot and bothered...

Can get you worked up, that's for sure!  

[chiver78]

banks don't serve tacos?  

[Tennesseer]

[toomuchreality]

Jan 24, 2018 20:54:38 GMT -5 chiver78 said:

banks don't serve tacos?  

Duh. He went on Wednesday. He should have gone on (taco) Tuesday!   

  

[Tennesseer]

Only in Norway?

Flight with 85 plumbers on board forced to return to airport due to toilet trouble

[toomuchreality]

Jan 30, 2018 18:58:25 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Only in Norway?

Flight with 85 plumbers on board forced to return to airport due to toilet trouble

[toomuchreality]

No chicken at KFC's in UK...

Can you imagine? KFC with no chicken?!  Doh!

        

        "On Monday, 575 KFC restaurants were closed."


        "KFC’s UK division addressed the crisis in a tweet: “The chicken crossed the road, just not to our restaurants.”

        "Furthermore, a London local police force tweeted on Tuesday afternoon: "Please do not contact us about the #KFCcrisis - it is not a         police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire." 

abcnews.go.com/International/kfc-closes-uk-due-shortage-chicken/story?id=53213136

[toomuchreality]

 Flori-Duh  vs  U-Duh...

This poster was published and distributed for "Women in Math" club.  (it only pictures men)    Duh!



Someone put a lot of thought into this!  bwahahaha   

[toomuchreality]

Feb 20, 2018 21:46:43 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

No chicken at KFC's in UK...

Can you imagine? KFC with no chicken?!  Doh!

        

        "On Monday, 575 KFC restaurants were closed."


        "KFC’s UK division addressed the crisis in a tweet: “The chicken crossed the road, just not to our restaurants.”

        "Furthermore, a London local police force tweeted on Tuesday afternoon: "Please do not contact us about the #KFCcrisis - it is not a         police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire." 

abcnews.go.com/International/kfc-closes-uk-due-shortage-chicken/story?id=53213136

Now KFC ran out of gravy!   WTH?   First, it was chicken, now it is gravy.  
Someone is not planning very well!

[Tennesseer]

It was West Virginia, but it could have been Florida, or Nebraska, Montana, Indiana, etc.


Uber passenger blacks out, takes $1,600 ride from West Virginia to New Jersey

An intoxicated New Jersey man left a party in an Uber, and ended up more than 300 miles from where he was staying.

Kenneth Bachman, of Sewell, N.J., spent the day and night drinking with friends near the West Virginia University campus, CBS Philly reports.

When he was ready to go home, he ordered an Uber ride — and fell asleep.

He doesn’t remember calling the car, but recalls waking up in an Uber next to “an older dude telling me I was an hour out from Jersey.

“I was just like — that’s crazy. Why did you agree to take me to New Jersey from West Virginia?” he recalled asking.

Complete article here: Uber passenger blacks out, takes $1,600 ride from West Virginia to New Jersey

The evening news said when the guy dialed up Uber on his phone it asked him where he wanted to go. He typed in 'Home". Home to Bachman was back to West Virginia University campus. But 'Home' in Uber's records for Bachman was in New Jersey. So he ended up almost home in New Jersey before he woke up.

[Tennesseer]

Well it could have happened in Florida.

Utah State Bar apologizes for sending nude photo to lawyers

SALT LAKE CITY — The Utah State Bar has apologized after it emailed a photo of a topless woman to all active attorneys in the state.

The Salt Lake Tribune reports the state bar had emailed lawyers Monday to advertise its spring convention, but included in that email was the photo of the bare-chested woman.

Communications director Matt Page says the state bar is investigating how the image was sent out.

Complete article here: Utah State Bar apologizes for sending nude photo to lawyers

[toomuchreality]

Mar 6, 2018 16:35:18 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Well it could have happened in Florida.

Utah State Bar apologizes for sending nude photo to lawyers

SALT LAKE CITY — The Utah State Bar has apologized after it emailed a photo of a topless woman to all active attorneys in the state.

The Salt Lake Tribune reports the state bar had emailed lawyers Monday to advertise its spring convention, but included in that email was the photo of the bare-chested woman.

Communications director Matt Page says the state bar is investigating how the image was sent out.

Complete article here: Utah State Bar apologizes for sending nude photo to lawyers

LMAO   I saw this on the news today (including the photo -with a portion of her breast blurred).  

Isn't sending an apology after the fact kind of like being sorry you bought a kid an ice cream cone?  ("Sorry you enjoyed that. We didn't mean for you to. I promise!")  My guess is that HOW it got sent isn't in question nearly as much as much as WHO sent it.

Do you suppose enrollment for their spring convention increases this year?


DOH!

[NancysSummerSip]

Wow! buncha slackers here. How can there be nothing going on in my state....oh, wait, something just flew by. It's a pizza.

www.wptv.com/news/state/irate-customer-hurls-a-pizza-at-a-florida-restaurant-owner

DELTONA, Fla.-- A Florida woman has been charged with battery after she is caught on camera throwing a hot pizza.
It happened in the city of Deltona when the woman got upset that her pizza order got messed up.
When the owner of the pizzeria offered to correct the mistake, the irate woman picked up a hot pizza and hurled it at the owner and her son who were working behind the counter.
Cheese and hot toppings briefly burned her arms.

OK, you know you take your food way too seriously when a messed-up pizza order pisses you off enough to throw it and hurt somebody. I mean, I am a New Yorker. We know great pizza. But I've never been mad at a bad one. Heck, I'm not even sure there is bad pizza. There's perfect pizza and not-so-perfect pizza. I thought the owner handled it well. If I'd been the recipient of that tantrum, that woman would have been tossed out with a full-sized salami up her whoozits. 

[Tennesseer]

Mar 10, 2018 16:52:53 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Wow! buncha slackers here. How can there be nothing going on in my state....oh, wait, something just flew by. It's a pizza.

www.wptv.com/news/state/irate-customer-hurls-a-pizza-at-a-florida-restaurant-owner

DELTONA, Fla.-- A Florida woman has been charged with battery after she is caught on camera throwing a hot pizza.
It happened in the city of Deltona when the woman got upset that her pizza order got messed up.
When the owner of the pizzeria offered to correct the mistake, the irate woman picked up a hot pizza and hurled it at the owner and her son who were working behind the counter.
Cheese and hot toppings briefly burned her arms.

OK, you know you take your food way too seriously when a messed-up pizza order pisses you off enough to throw it and hurt somebody. I mean, I am a New Yorker. We know great pizza. But I've never been mad at a bad one. Heck, I'm not even sure there is bad pizza. There's perfect pizza and not-so-perfect pizza. I thought the owner handled it well. If I'd been the recipient of that tantrum, that woman would have been tossed out with a full-sized salami up her whoozits. 

Leslie Vermilio needs a little community service for her crime-like picking up dog crap on dog parks for several weeks.

[NancysSummerSip]

Mar 10, 2018 18:18:05 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Mar 10, 2018 16:52:53 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Wow! buncha slackers here. How can there be nothing going on in my state....oh, wait, something just flew by. It's a pizza.

www.wptv.com/news/state/irate-customer-hurls-a-pizza-at-a-florida-restaurant-owner

DELTONA, Fla.-- A Florida woman has been charged with battery after she is caught on camera throwing a hot pizza.
It happened in the city of Deltona when the woman got upset that her pizza order got messed up.
When the owner of the pizzeria offered to correct the mistake, the irate woman picked up a hot pizza and hurled it at the owner and her son who were working behind the counter.
Cheese and hot toppings briefly burned her arms.

OK, you know you take your food way too seriously when a messed-up pizza order pisses you off enough to throw it and hurt somebody. I mean, I am a New Yorker. We know great pizza. But I've never been mad at a bad one. Heck, I'm not even sure there is bad pizza. There's perfect pizza and not-so-perfect pizza. I thought the owner handled it well. If I'd been the recipient of that tantrum, that woman would have been tossed out with a full-sized salami up her whoozits. 

Leslie Vermilio needs a little community service for her crime-like picking up dog crap on dog parks for several weeks.

Oh, I dunno. I think she needs to stay away from any community service involving things she can pick up and possibly throw at anyone. Unless we can borrow Blue's friend Big Bruno to watch her, and poke her with a molten cheese-covered burning stick if she tries anything stupid.

[Tennesseer]

Mar 10, 2018 19:38:32 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Mar 10, 2018 18:18:05 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Leslie Vermilio needs a little community service for her crime-like picking up dog crap on dog parks for several weeks.

Oh, I dunno. I think she needs to stay away from any community service involving things she can pick up and possibly throw at anyone. Unless we can borrow Blue's friend Big Bruno to watch her, and poke her with a molten cheese-covered burning stick if she tries anything stupid.

You're right! What the hell was I thinking.

[NancysSummerSip]

OK, I've heard of a "woody" before, but this is really going out on a limb:

www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-woman-marries-100-year-old-tree-hoping-to-save-it

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Karen Cooper was ready to go out on a limb to save her beloved, so she got married — to a tree.
Specifically, a giant ficus that's shaded Snell Family Park in Fort Myers for more than a century.
The tree became the center of a neighborhood controversy when city staff began discussing cutting it down last year. Cooper, who lives nearby, began mobilizing to save it...

Well, at least she won't have to worry about a snoring spouse, dirty socks or any arguments about who gets control of the TV remote.

[Tennesseer]

Mar 25, 2018 18:49:35 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

OK, I've heard of a "woody" before, but this is really going out on a limb:

www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-woman-marries-100-year-old-tree-hoping-to-save-it

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Karen Cooper was ready to go out on a limb to save her beloved, so she got married — to a tree.
Specifically, a giant ficus that's shaded Snell Family Park in Fort Myers for more than a century.
The tree became the center of a neighborhood controversy when city staff began discussing cutting it down last year. Cooper, who lives nearby, began mobilizing to save it...

Well, at least she won't have to worry about a snoring spouse, dirty socks or any arguments about who gets control of the TV remote.

The woman should ask for a cutting and plant it. Then she can marry a younger tree.

[toomuchreality]

Mar 25, 2018 18:49:35 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

OK, I've heard of a "woody" before, but this is really going out on a limb:

www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-woman-marries-100-year-old-tree-hoping-to-save-it

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Karen Cooper was ready to go out on a limb to save her beloved, so she got married — to a tree.
Specifically, a giant ficus that's shaded Snell Family Park in Fort Myers for more than a century.
The tree became the center of a neighborhood controversy when city staff began discussing cutting it down last year. Cooper, who lives nearby, began mobilizing to save it...

Well, at least she won't have to worry about a snoring spouse, dirty socks or any arguments about who gets control of the TV remote.

Trees... the root of all evil! hahaha
Did she have someone else stand in for the tree during the ceremony? How can a tree say "I do"?

This lady is a quack (IMO)!

[toomuchreality]

Would you want this Judge to hear your case
www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/30/police-judge-admits-to-stealing-neighbors-underwear.html

Police: Judge admits to stealing neighbor's underwear

Robert Cicale, a Suffolk County district court judge, admitted he had broken into the woman's Long Island home several times and stolen underwear out of her clothing hamper, District Attorney Timothy Sini said.



The 23-year-old woman once worked as an intern for Cicale when he was a town attorney. She was alone in the East Islip home Thursday when she heard a noise and saw a man running off, police said. The woman called her mother, who then called 911.



When officers arrived, they found Cicale on the street carrying several pair of the woman's soiled undergarments, authorities said.



Cicale told investigators that on Thursday he "went into the house to take the panties again," according to court documents.

Of course, he is pleading not guilty.


Ay-yi-yi...   

[toomuchreality]

www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/30/ohio-woman-shows-no-remorse-in-mugshot.html

An Ohio woman is making headlines after her very unapologetic mugshot surfaced on Friday.



Amber Legge, 32, of Piqua, is accused of threatening to burn down a woman’s home over a financial dispute and was later arrested after police pulled her over while she was allegedly driving a vehicle under the influence of alcohol, WHIO reported.



Showing no remorse, Legge can be seen in her mugshot taken by the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office sticking her tongue out while grimacing.

Do you suppose she got leniency?  

[NancysSummerSip]

www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2018/03/28/pensacola-mom-didnt-know-baby-way-she-thought-bad-chinese-food-culprit-pensacola-woman-mistakes-37-w/465431002/

A Pensacola woman gave new meaning to the term "food baby" over the weekend.
Crystal Gail Amerson, 29, said she woke up around 4 a.m. Sunday with stomach pains that had her running back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom for more than an hour.
"I had Chinese food the night before and I kind of figured maybe I had food poisoning or something like that," Amerson said.
But it turned out there was nothing wrong with the General Tso's chicken Amerson ate the previous night. Unbeknownst to her, she was actually 37 weeks pregnant and was on the verge of giving birth to her second son....

Let me get this straight...she's 29 years old, this is her second kid, and she cannot tell the difference between a a 37-week pregnancy and heartburn? WTF was she doing for 36 weeks? Lady, your monthly visitor wasn't showing up! Didn't you kinda miss that?
Oh, and in honor of her meal, shouldn't she have named the boy something else? I think Soy Sauce or Egg Roll has a nice, masculine ring to it.

And I really hope she procreates no more after this. Or so help me, the next kid will be named Mu Shu Pork.

[Tennesseer]

Florida school district condemns student's racist 'promposal'

A Florida school district on Monday condemned a white student’s 'promposal' sign after critics charged the language used was racist.



A senior at Riverview High School in Sarasota posted to social media a photo of himself holding the homemade sign that read: “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom,” FOX13 Tampa reported Monday.

The Sarasota County School district posted a statement on its website calling the “promposal” racial in nature.

Link here: link

[toomuchreality]

Apr 24, 2018 19:37:31 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Florida school district condemns student's racist 'promposal'

A Florida school district on Monday condemned a white student’s 'promposal' sign after critics charged the language used was racist.



A senior at Riverview High School in Sarasota posted to social media a photo of himself holding the homemade sign that read: “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom,” FOX13 Tampa reported Monday.

The Sarasota County School district posted a statement on its website calling the “promposal” racial in nature.

Link here: link

Oh geez.

[zibazinski]

On the other hand, his parents stepped right up and he is being punished big time so theyre not looking the other way like some parents do.