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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 15, 2014 14:22:48 GMT -5
Pfffft. You wish. Accountants don't talk that dirty. Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. Depends on where you're wearing it.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 15, 2014 14:25:51 GMT -5
Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. Depends on where you're wearing it. And I'm sure he'd like to get his hands on her dividends esp. because there has been NO depreciation over the last 14 months. That's all I got.
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Post by CarolinaKat on Sept 15, 2014 14:31:08 GMT -5
Depends on where you're wearing it. And I'm sure he'd like to get his hands on her dividends esp. because there has been NO depreciation over the last 14 months. That's all I got. BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 15, 2014 14:32:29 GMT -5
Depends on where you're wearing it. And I'm sure he'd like to get his hands on her dividends esp. because there has been NO depreciation over the last 14 months. That's all I got. OK. That's it. We have officially made the accounting profession both funny and sexy. Just completely blown the cover of every geeky-looking, black eyeglass frame-wearing, high-water pants-dressed number cruncher out there. You know what this means, right? Bob Ross should show up shortly.
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Post by CarolinaKat on Sept 15, 2014 14:35:17 GMT -5
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Post by souldoubt on Sept 15, 2014 14:35:51 GMT -5
Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. Depends on where you're wearing it. True but not if it's a small pocket protector.
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Post by andreawick on Sept 15, 2014 14:36:05 GMT -5
forgiveness is a two way street.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 14:37:07 GMT -5
forgiveness is a two way street. forgive me for infecting you.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 15, 2014 14:37:24 GMT -5
And I'm sure he'd like to get his hands on her dividends esp. because there has been NO depreciation over the last 14 months. That's all I got. OK. That's it. We have officially made the accounting profession both funny and sexy. Just completely blown the cover of every geeky-looking, black eyeglass frame-wearing, high-water pants-dressed number cruncher out there. You know what this means, right? Bob Ross should show up shortly. Good, then he can figure out a way to make diversification sexy and funny because I can't. Crude, hell yes I can manage that but not funny. And Hurley, while I know this wasn't your intent in starting this post, it did cheer ME up some and I didn't even realize I needed it. So thanks.
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Post by achelois on Sept 15, 2014 14:37:57 GMT -5
And I'm sure he'd like to get his hands on her dividends esp. because there has been NO depreciation over the last 14 months. That's all I got. OK. That's it. We have officially made the accounting profession both funny and sexy. Just completely blown the cover of every geeky-looking, black eyeglass frame-wearing, high-water pants-dressed number cruncher out there. You know what this means, right? Bob Ross should show up shortly. Oh, dear. Not to worry. Those of us who have been here a while may remember the picture Archie posted of himself in his jogging shorts. The rest of you, never mind! Hurley, I hope we got a little smile out of you. Good thoughts coming your way.
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Post by hurley1980 on Sept 15, 2014 14:38:47 GMT -5
No, but after all this "dirty talk", I'm thinking about going an finding me one.....when I get my groove back of course!
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Post by wvugurl26 on Sept 15, 2014 14:41:57 GMT -5
Sorry he's such a waste of air. I hope you can get everything settled quickly.
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Post by swamp on Sept 15, 2014 14:44:11 GMT -5
I'm sorry, Hurley.
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Post by Abby Normal on Sept 15, 2014 14:44:26 GMT -5
If you want to get back at him I will text you some dirty talk. Pfffft. You wish. Accountants don't talk that dirty. Dh likes to say he can turn me on with two words. Compound Interest.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 14:45:56 GMT -5
I'm sorry you're going through this Hurley.
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Post by lexxy703 on Sept 15, 2014 14:49:22 GMT -5
Wow that sucks. I'm sorry you have 2 terrible friends & a douche for a husband. I'm glad you are cutting them all loose. Good luck with getting it over quickly.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 15, 2014 14:56:07 GMT -5
OK. That's it. We have officially made the accounting profession both funny and sexy. Just completely blown the cover of every geeky-looking, black eyeglass frame-wearing, high-water pants-dressed number cruncher out there. You know what this means, right? Bob Ross should show up shortly. Oh, dear. Not to worry. Those of us who have been here a while may remember the picture Archie posted of himself in his jogging shorts. I missed that. Did they have little pictures of calculators and dollar bills all over them? And the words "Home of the real Texas Instrument" printed on the front? (And if you don't get the TI reference, you are too young to be here. )
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Post by Miss Tequila on Sept 15, 2014 14:56:45 GMT -5
Pfffft. You wish. Accountants don't talk that dirty. Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. <<swoon...thinking of Archie in a pocket protector>>
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Post by CarolinaKat on Sept 15, 2014 14:59:39 GMT -5
Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. <<swoon...thinking of Archie in a pocket protector>> I just had the mental image of a minaturized Archie in a pocket protector next to some pens!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 14:59:44 GMT -5
Oh, dear. Not to worry. Those of us who have been here a while may remember the picture Archie posted of himself in his jogging shorts. I missed that. Did they have little pictures of calculators and dollar bills all over them? And the words "Home of the real Texas Instrument" printed on the front? (And if you don't get the TI reference, you are too young to be here. ) I believe they were salmon colored.
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Post by Abby Normal on Sept 15, 2014 14:59:50 GMT -5
"Home of the real Texas Instrument"
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Post by justme on Sept 15, 2014 15:00:05 GMT -5
Oh, dear. Not to worry. Those of us who have been here a while may remember the picture Archie posted of himself in his jogging shorts. I missed that. Did they have little pictures of calculators and dollar bills all over them? And the words "Home of the real Texas Instrument" printed on the front? (And if you don't get the TI reference, you are too young to be here. ) OMG If I was drinking when I read that I'd have to have one awkward conversation with IT why my laptop keyboard is now a puddle.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 15, 2014 15:03:10 GMT -5
We should probably apologize to Hurley for turning her thread into, well, this. And I'm sorry Hurley but my fingers seem to have decided independently of my brain to type Hunley and I'm not sure I'm always catching it.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 15, 2014 15:04:39 GMT -5
Took the words from my mouth. "I'm wearing nothing but a pocket protector" isn't dirty. <<swoon...thinking of Archie in a pocket protector>> I just thought of the Sesame Street "Tickle Me Elmo" doll. You've come up with a "Tickle Me Archie" version. Yanno, there could be money in it.
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Post by Miss Tequila on Sept 15, 2014 15:05:30 GMT -5
Aww, sorry Hurly....the guy was a douche and you are much better off without him.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Sept 15, 2014 15:07:09 GMT -5
I'm sorry Hurley
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 15, 2014 15:08:35 GMT -5
We should probably apologize to Hurley for turning her thread into, well, this. You're right. But I hope we have given her a chance to laugh, at least right now. The coming days and weeks may not be so happy, even though the outcome will eventually prove to be better for her, I think.
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Post by Angel! on Sept 15, 2014 15:13:14 GMT -5
I'm so sorry
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Post by hurley1980 on Sept 15, 2014 15:19:28 GMT -5
We should probably apologize to Hurley for turning her thread into, well, this. And I'm sorry Hurley but my fingers seem to have decided independently of my brain to type Hunley and I'm not sure I'm always catching it. Don't feel bad! The humor is much appreciated right now. you guys are great!
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 15, 2014 15:23:35 GMT -5
We should probably apologize to Hurley for turning her thread into, well, this. And I'm sorry Hurley but my fingers seem to have decided independently of my brain to type Hunley and I'm not sure I'm always catching it. Don't feel bad! The humor is much appreciated right now. you guys are great! You'll notice I didn't actually apologize for my part, just said that we (I) probably should. But you've not relieved me of needing to do that. Anyway, I'm out of here. Got to go get the kidlets.
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