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Post by femmefatale on Sept 20, 2012 11:44:11 GMT -5
Non cheese! Non cheese is no fun!
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 20, 2012 11:45:44 GMT -5
Are we talking about cheese now? Is this what we have evolved to on here? Yum! Yes mam. ROSE: As usual, I'm doing well today. And you?
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Post by busymom on Sept 20, 2012 11:50:17 GMT -5
Why is it, when I think of cheese, I think of the Packers?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2012 11:51:44 GMT -5
;D Anti-cheese. When it comes into contact with cheese it unleashes the force of 10 nuclear bombs per cubic inch of material. Oh, i know guys like that!
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 20, 2012 12:11:44 GMT -5
;D Anti-cheese. When it comes into contact with cheese it unleashes the force of 10 nuclear bombs per cubic inch of material. Oh, i know guys like that!
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Post by Reckless Roselia on Sept 20, 2012 12:15:51 GMT -5
This thread has gone too cheesy for my tastes, Idin. But I'm fine, thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2012 14:38:13 GMT -5
So, what does everyone think Heaven is like?
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 20, 2012 15:01:37 GMT -5
OOOh, shoobs! You know what might be fun? I wonder how our posters would design "heaven" if it were theirs to design. We've got all ages, all cultures, all colors and all sizes of folks and we have to design a place of joy for everybody. How would you go about doing that?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2012 15:25:17 GMT -5
Hmmm.. Willie Wonka's candy world comes to mind!
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Post by Reckless Roselia on Sept 20, 2012 15:33:09 GMT -5
OOOh, shoobs! You know what might be fun? I wonder how our posters would design "heaven" if it were theirs to design. We've got all ages, all cultures, all colors and all sizes of folks and we have to design a place of joy for everybody. How would you go about doing that? Cool idea, mmhmm. I'd like heaven to be a garden of rose and lakes of honey and milk. I'd also like heaven to be in rich of silk, jewels and gems. I'd also like heaven to be very breezy and calm. I'd also like heaven to be rich of wishes and desires.
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Post by Reckless Roselia on Sept 20, 2012 15:46:16 GMT -5
I learnt one could not fart in heaven. ;D
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Post by kittensaver on Sept 20, 2012 15:48:13 GMT -5
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
-- Will Rogers
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 20, 2012 16:03:39 GMT -5
I don't think heaven would be about material things. The scenery would be breathtaking though -with every color of the rainbow splashed across the landscape like a painting. You would be surrounded with an inner peace you've never felt and be reunited with those you loved who passed before you (both human and animal).
When my mom was dying, just before she passed we (her children) gathered to be with her to let her know we were there and she wasn't alone. Just before she went, she opened her eyes fully alert, smiled and said something about pretty colors, then said my dad's name before closing her eyes one last time (he had already passed a few years earlier).
I often wondered after that, what (if anything) she saw in those last few moments. Was he there to greet her, or just in her final thoughts?
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 20, 2012 16:31:28 GMT -5
He was there to greet her. You can take that to the bank. (not sure which one though ) What I mean to say is if it were just final thoughts, she wouldn't need to open her eyes and smile. Your loving dad came to meet her for the next part of her journey.
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 20, 2012 16:37:29 GMT -5
ROSE said: I'd also like heaven to be in rich of silk, jewels and gems. A little antidote for you. There was a man who passed on and went to the gates of heaven. He was met by St Peter. The man had a ton of gold and asked if he could bring some into heaven. St Peter explained he wouldn't need gold in heaven, but the man insisted. So Peter didn't see any harm in it and OK'd the request. St Paul came by and asked Peter why the man was carrying all the street pavement into heaven with him!
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Post by busymom on Sept 20, 2012 17:29:13 GMT -5
I like the idea of Heaven being worry-free! I won't have to worry about jobs, or taxes, or anything.... I also like the idea of seeing folks I haven't been able to talk with in years. Too many died much too young.
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Post by weltschmerz on Sept 20, 2012 17:42:49 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven?
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 20, 2012 17:47:38 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven?
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Post by beags on Sept 20, 2012 19:58:33 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven? hell ya!! oh I meant for heaven's sake . . yes. As it is heaven .. you could probably make his magic wand any size you want.
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Post by beags on Sept 20, 2012 20:03:10 GMT -5
;D Anti-cheese. When it comes into contact with cheese it unleashes the force of 10 nuclear bombs per cubic inch of material. Oh, i know guys like that! Here's a tidbit people might want to know speaking of force. Did you know those little tadpoles come out of the wand at a force of 20 mph? (one of my co-workers gave me that info. It's one of those things, don't know what to do with that information, but interesting tidbit none the less.)
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 21, 2012 5:05:18 GMT -5
As a final statement (I think) I'd like to say our being has 3 parts - intellect, body, and spirit. These three things make us whole. If we put garbage into any of these components, just like anything else, we get garbage out. It's our responsibility to protect and care for all three components to keep us safe. I wish all of you contentment and peace in spirit and mind. PS: Chocolate doesn't count!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2012 8:31:24 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven? If you do a literal read of the Bible and traditional orthodox interpretation, no sex in Heaven! So, ya better get busy ASAP!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2012 8:32:07 GMT -5
Do you believe you are merely a floating spirit or that you will have bodily form in the afterlife?
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 21, 2012 8:50:44 GMT -5
Do you believe you are merely a floating spirit or that you will have bodily form in the afterlife? I believe there's no body. Our bodies restrain us with gravity and illness. The spirit is freed! Ya ya ya ya! (sung to the tune of I Want to Hold Your Hand by the Beatles.)
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Post by Reckless Roselia on Sept 21, 2012 10:42:35 GMT -5
ROSE said: I'd also like heaven to be in rich of silk, jewels and gems. A little antidote for you. There was a man who passed on and went to the gates of heaven. He was met by St Peter. The man had a ton of gold and asked if he could bring some into heaven. St Peter explained he wouldn't need gold in heaven, but the man insisted. So Peter didn't see any harm in it and OK'd the request. St Paul came by and asked Peter why the man was carrying all the street pavement into heaven with him! lol! I sometimes have my siblings mock me for my love of my belongings and they tease me saying that I'll take those things into the grave and heaven with me. One of those things is my trusty laptop.
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Post by Reckless Roselia on Sept 21, 2012 10:43:34 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven? If you do a literal read of the Bible and traditional orthodox interpretation, no sex in Heaven! So, ya better get busy ASAP! So what will sex be replaced with?
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Post by beags on Sept 21, 2012 12:29:40 GMT -5
Ummmm....could I still have sex in heaven? If you do a literal read of the Bible and traditional orthodox interpretation, no sex in Heaven! So, ya better get busy ASAP! That's it reserve me a place in hell. I'm now in agreement with Freddie.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2012 13:36:05 GMT -5
Jesus reappeared in a "Glorified" body. So, there is hope that no matter how our bodies break down, that we also will become "Glorified beings" as well. Which would mean we are not just simply a floating cloud or anything like that. That is my understanding.
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Post by mrsdutt on Sept 21, 2012 16:13:23 GMT -5
Jesus reappeared in a "Glorified" body. So, there is hope that no matter how our bodies break down, that we also will become "Glorified beings" as well. Which would mean we are not just simply a floating cloud or anything like that. That is my understanding.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2012 17:35:10 GMT -5
Jesus did appear in His glorified body after the Resurrection. He did sit down and eat a dinner of fish and bread with the disciples so apparently we can eat in the afterlife?
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