Jokes

[toomuchreality]

Apr 16, 2014 5:18:14 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Apr 16, 2014 1:42:23 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Thank you all for the information. I appreciate you getting back with me.


How do I find it (and get more info)?  Any idea?

ProBoards is bringing it in today, no clue yet what Moon is doing.

Thanks Sugi!

[Jaguar]

Apr 16, 2014 6:09:30 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Apr 16, 2014 5:18:14 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

ProBoards is bringing it in today, no clue yet what Moon is doing.

Thanks Sugi!

TooMuch are you an Admin on some forum, cause it's only Admins that will be able to bring this in on a Forum ?


UGH it's an expensive monthly payment and it's growth that you can't go back on. If an Admin chooses it there's no going back or else you lose the Board.

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[toomuchreality]

Apr 16, 2014 11:18:50 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Apr 16, 2014 6:09:30 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Thanks Sugi!

TooMuch are you an Admin on some forum, cause it's only Admins that will be able to bring this in on a Forum ?


UGH it's expensive. Expensive and it's monthly.

Heck no!  I just wanted to find out about it. Curious.
I wasn't thinking I was going to bring it to a forum. No, no, no. Sorry, if something I said, made you think that!

I thought you were saying it was going to be part of our forum, as of today.

Thanks for the head's up!

[Jaguar]

Apr 16, 2014 23:03:40 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Apr 16, 2014 11:18:50 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

TooMuch are you an Admin on some forum, cause it's only Admins that will be able to bring this in on a Forum ?


UGH it's expensive. Expensive and it's monthly.

Heck no!  I just wanted to find out about it. Curious.
I wasn't thinking I was going to bring it to a forum. No, no, no. Sorry, if something I said, made you think that!

I thought you were saying it was going to be part of our forum, as of today.

Thanks for the head's up!

Yeah the way ProBoards has it not many forums can get it. It's expensive and if you sign on then don't want to keep paying well there's no going back your forum is finished. It's screwy at best and a real crapshoot.

It's not just adult content with this, it's like a business. So you get this then you can't go back.

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Words probably no man wants to hear:

[Jaguar]

[NoNamePerson]

[NoNamePerson]

[uncle23]

...




A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her.

"Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."


When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love"

The woman correctly spelled 'Love', and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.



While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

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...Meanwhile, at the Easter Bunny's house....

[gambler]

Little Boy


Little Boy Thinks He's TOO Smart For The 1st Grade, Principle Gives Him a Hard Test!

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 times 3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is6 x 6?'
Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms.. Brooks asks, 'what does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands'.
The principal was trembling.

Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Fire truck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong'...

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[NoNamePerson]

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Happy Easter, Peeps!

[NoNamePerson]

 Good one ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

This coffee commercial is just wrong on so many levels .... but funny at the same time!





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[NoNamePerson]

I should be ashamed to posting this, but I'm not!!

[NoNamePerson]

Apr 23, 2014 22:44:24 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

This coffee commercial is just wrong on so many levels .... but funny at the same time!





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[uncle23]

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SL....Re: coffee commercial....hilarius....!!


I'm a 76 yr old man and I did not get it right away...

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[uncle23]

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Statistics show that teenage pregnancy drops significantly at age 25..

[NoNamePerson]

[NoNamePerson]

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It's an old one... but...

Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering about the existence of Dog.

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spoilered for "dirty" words

SPOILER: Click to show

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Gotta love George - he's classic!