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Post by tigerpause on Dec 2, 2021 0:35:06 GMT -5
Yeah, good and accurate ..!
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 2, 2021 0:36:19 GMT -5
2:53
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 2, 2021 0:39:56 GMT -5
This was actually pretty good, I thought. Try this one!
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Post by gambler on Dec 4, 2021 17:21:39 GMT -5
A couple has a dog who snores
. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place."
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Post by toomuchreality on Dec 11, 2021 14:41:49 GMT -5
No wonder I gave up on dating!
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Post by toomuchreality on Dec 19, 2021 1:04:07 GMT -5
Hahaha... I shared this with a few people. I wanted to share it with more, but didn't want to push my luck! 😁
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 21, 2021 20:51:25 GMT -5
Hahaha... I shared this with a few people. I wanted to share it with more, but didn't want to push my luck! 😁 Send it "From Santa"
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Post by toomuchreality on Dec 21, 2021 20:55:46 GMT -5
Hahaha... I shared this with a few people. I wanted to share it with more, but didn't want to push my luck! 😁 Send it "From Santa" Ho ho ho!
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 28, 2021 20:59:20 GMT -5
Be careful what you ask for.
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Post by toomuchreality on Dec 28, 2021 21:23:45 GMT -5
Be careful what you ask for. I'm not THAT loving, obviously. 🤢
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 2, 2022 21:36:05 GMT -5
Yep. I'd have said the same thing!
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 3, 2022 9:49:03 GMT -5
Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Little Johnny: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Little Johnny: “You don’t know my dad!”
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