toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 14, 2016 23:16:24 GMT -5
This is SO good! I love it! WTH?! It shows my video will appear here. So where does it go? Trying again.
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 15, 2016 2:19:27 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 15, 2016 2:34:46 GMT -5
Just trying to be helpful!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 17:27:40 GMT -5
This is SO good! I love it! WTH?! It shows my video will appear here. So where does it go? Trying again. Way, way, way, TOO funny
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Post by tigerpause on Jul 17, 2016 1:37:10 GMT -5
5. Do 1 - 4 three times more
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 17, 2016 7:40:34 GMT -5
That is so true. And if someone says it never happens to them they are just plain lying
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Post by lexxy703 on Jul 18, 2016 11:47:55 GMT -5
That is so true. And if someone says it never happens to them they are just plain lying I'm not lying. I've finally learned to leave the box on the countertop until I'm done cooking. Then I throw it away.
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Post by billisonboard on Jul 18, 2016 15:14:16 GMT -5
I find it a crap shoot between it being a larger problem having it in the way on the counter and needing to pull it back out.
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Post by tigerpause on Jul 18, 2016 15:47:28 GMT -5
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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Post by tigerpause on Jul 18, 2016 15:49:50 GMT -5
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple," said the Department manager. "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.'
You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Jul 21, 2016 20:06:35 GMT -5
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down……
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 22, 2016 1:19:22 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 22, 2016 1:19:56 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 22, 2016 1:20:54 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 22, 2016 1:22:03 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 22, 2016 6:07:43 GMT -5
Out of season, 'butt' Gasp!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2016 13:45:24 GMT -5
For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists; I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: Two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2016 13:53:53 GMT -5
That is so true. And if someone says it never happens to them they are just plain lying My problem is I also like to crumple things up when I throw them away. Makes it hard to find them again amongst all the other crumples.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2016 13:58:58 GMT -5
I love Mcpherson. He stepped right into Gary Larson's shoes when Gary ended his "The Farside" comic.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 23, 2016 8:43:45 GMT -5
I love Mcpherson. He stepped right into Gary Larson's shoes when Gary ended his "The Farside" comic. Laughs at self... I didn't know "The Farside" had ended. This is the 1st Mcpherson comic I've seen. (I don't get out much! ) But it does seem to fit that 'space' very well. I'll have to pay more attention!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jul 23, 2016 16:32:48 GMT -5
I make it a point to try & read at least one of Gary Larsen's "Farside" cartoons online each morning.
It's about the only thing that beats coffee for giving your day a good kick-start. Plus it's funnier than coffee - and laughter is good for the heart.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jul 23, 2016 16:53:50 GMT -5
I find it a crap shoot between it being a larger problem having it in the way on the counter and needing to pull it back out. You ARE still talking about cooking aren't you?
If not, WOWZA!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 23, 2016 17:53:19 GMT -5
I find it a crap shoot between it being a larger problem having it in the way on the counter and needing to pull it back out. You ARE still talking about cooking aren't you?
If not, WOWZA!
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 25, 2016 14:48:15 GMT -5
I'm not a hunter. But if I were, I hope I'd think to say this! LOL
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 25, 2016 15:01:02 GMT -5
Hahaha I can hear my dad saying this...
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 25, 2016 17:27:58 GMT -5
This is bad... but it made me laugh. hehehe
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Post by tigerpause on Jul 25, 2016 18:12:45 GMT -5
This is bad... but it made me laugh. hehehe
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