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Post by ZaireinHD on Oct 29, 2014 17:00:56 GMT -5
Classic! the Classics! still soooo FUNNY 
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Oct 30, 2014 0:10:42 GMT -5
LMFAO, tigerpause - your Rob Ford "Cracula" rocks!
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Nov 1, 2014 22:08:32 GMT -5
Dear Algebra:
Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and we don't know Y either.
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 4, 2014 1:33:21 GMT -5
LOL I might have my will amended! Great idea!  |
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Post by CarolinaKat on Nov 4, 2014 9:10:18 GMT -5
LOL I might have my will amended! Great idea! DH requested a rousing bout of 'I have a lovely bunch of coconuts' in his military death-book. I was not amused. Grim Reaper is better |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 4, 2014 18:41:14 GMT -5
LOL I might have my will amended! Great idea! DH requested a rousing bout of 'I have a lovely bunch of coconuts' in his military death-book. I was not amused. Grim Reaper is better Oh my word! I'd never heard of 'I have a lovely bunch of coconuts' before. I kind of wish I still hadn't! |
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Nov 5, 2014 9:07:07 GMT -5
A customer went into the library and asked if they had a colored printer there. She said he was free to use whatever printer he wanted to use.
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Post by billisonboard on Nov 5, 2014 9:14:41 GMT -5
A customer went into the library and asked if they had a colored printer there. She said he was free to use whatever printer he wanted to use. I don't get. |
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Nov 5, 2014 17:34:13 GMT -5
The colored printer is considered a person.
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Post by billisonboard on Nov 5, 2014 18:45:46 GMT -5
The colored printer is considered a person. Sorry. Still not clear. What was the Denzel Washington line in Philadelphia? "Explain it to me like I am a three year old." |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 5, 2014 22:43:30 GMT -5
The colored printer is considered a person. Sorry. Still not clear. What was the Denzel Washington line in Philadelphia? "Explain it to me like I am a three year old."  Really? |
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Post by billisonboard on Nov 5, 2014 22:47:59 GMT -5
Sorry. Still not clear. What was the Denzel Washington line in Philadelphia? "Explain it to me like I am a three year old." Really? yes |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 5, 2014 23:07:45 GMT -5
A customer went into the library and asked if they had a colored printer there. She said he was free to use whatever printer he wanted to use.
Really? yes
Okay- I took it that the librarian was saying they could use a colored/african-american printer, or any other one they wanted. -If I'm wrong, I hope someone will correct me. NO offense is intended by this post.
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Post by billisonboard on Nov 5, 2014 23:30:36 GMT -5
A customer went into the library and asked if they had a colored printer there. She said he was free to use whatever printer he wanted to use.
Okay- I took it that the librarian was saying they could use a colored/african-american printer, or any other one they wanted. -If I'm wrong, I hope someone will correct me. NO offense is intended by this post. If that is the meaning, what is funny about that? This is the""Joke" thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 0:14:53 GMT -5
Jokes generally make fun of reality, past, present or future- Like.  It is all a matter of ones' perspective.. I personally thought the joke was funny about the colored printer. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 6, 2014 10:46:14 GMT -5
Jokes generally make fun of reality, past, present or future- Like. It is all a matter of ones' perspective.. I personally thought the joke was funny about the colored printer.   |
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BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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