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Post by ZaireinHD on Aug 17, 2014 17:24:10 GMT -5
 hope you know how?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Aug 17, 2014 17:27:32 GMT -5
I say yes, use it! toomuchreality . It's definitely "you". 
(ETA: If you need it resized with an image link, let me know via PM - I can do that for you (for a price). 
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Aug 17, 2014 20:11:03 GMT -5
Posted Especially for TMR  |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2014 5:25:49 GMT -5
CAUTION!!!
This post may be offensive to some!Are you SURE you want to view this?? Consider yourself WARNED!I don't normally post things of this nature (vulgar)... There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. And he said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a ****, I would fuck it." I tried to warn you!  Enjoy your day!    |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2014 5:37:46 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2014 5:38:18 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2014 5:38:46 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2014 5:41:55 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 18, 2014 12:55:11 GMT -5
 I don't know... Better watch out, I could jump on a soap box for this one. ↑ ↑ ↑ But I won't. tee hee! -Just giving you crap! (I know you were serious, and that's okay. -But I'm just joking.) Hope you are having a fabulous day! |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2014 20:45:17 GMT -5
^^^ It looks like those kids are at a soap box derby! (Unless a soap box derby is a hat...) ↓    |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2014 20:46:48 GMT -5
We do more than just joke around on here! In fact...  |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 20, 2014 20:48:43 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 22, 2014 6:25:27 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 22, 2014 6:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 22, 2014 6:27:05 GMT -5
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Aug 24, 2014 19:14:07 GMT -5
HeHeHeHeHeHeHe
As a Stephen King Fan this one cracks me up.
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 25, 2014 18:21:49 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 25, 2014 20:42:38 GMT -5
Is this the same thief that broke into my house and stole the remote and not the TV |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 26, 2014 0:24:26 GMT -5
As long as the 'special sauce' isn't included in the order! ...  |
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 26, 2014 0:27:27 GMT -5
 Same guy! He was wearing this:  |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 30, 2014 12:28:06 GMT -5
A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste..."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a , the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.
"So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo.
The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. It was wonderful, explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodelling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really...What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get that awful hairdo?"
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 2, 2014 4:43:06 GMT -5
 Bummer. I had a post all ready to go, but decided to look, to be sure there was nothing I wanted to add to it, so didn't hit enter. Then I got distracted and my computer restarted, to install updates, so I lost my post (as well as the great jokes I found. Have a great day, everyone! 
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 4, 2014 0:51:37 GMT -5
I hate getting those #&$*#*!! updates! ^^^   |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 4, 2014 8:18:17 GMT -5
I hate getting those #&$*#*!! updates! ^^^ Too funny. I don't allow automatic updates!!! |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 4, 2014 9:13:36 GMT -5
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 5, 2014 1:23:35 GMT -5
Too corny not to share...
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