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Jul 30, 2014 8:54:21 GMT -5 billisonboard said:

Jul 30, 2014 7:26:41 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

huh?   I don't understand how that would make sense.

Iif you want to post a joke in which "she" ends up in intensive care, if I find it humorous, I'll give you a , if that is what you're asking.
You / it wouldn't be the first.

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“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.”No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

When she got home her husband asked if she had seen the remote. She pulled it out of her purse.

She's still in intensive care.

Yeah,  this works. Although I was disappointed to find out, the remote really did go to the tv.

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Jul 31, 2014 13:35:10 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

My dad used to call his out house, the summer house...  So I guess they would make summer sausage in there. Right  LOL

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If this joke ended with "She's still in intensive care" would it be considered funny

While shopping for vacation clothes, a wife and husband passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the husband had even considered buying a bathing suit, so he sought his wife's advice.
"What do you think?" he asked. "Should I get a two-piece or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a two-piece," she replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
She's still in intensive care.

Depends on what happened that sent her there... maybe she slipped on a banana peel that some blonde accidently left on the floor. 
(Tiger ducks and runs for cover)

She must have been a blonde!!!

OMG that was too funny... -rofl-Ha!

Yeah, this works. Although I was disappointed to find out, the remote really did go to the tv.

There's a remote possibility he'll get it back from her too! 

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Aug 3, 2014 1:28:02 GMT -5 tigerpause said:

If this joke ended with "She's still in intensive care" would it be considered funny

While shopping for vacation clothes, a wife and husband passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the husband had even considered buying a bathing suit, so he sought his wife's advice.
"What do you think?" he asked. "Should I get a two-piece or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a two-piece," she replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
She's still in intensive care.

Depends on what happened that sent her there... maybe she slipped on a banana peel that some blonde accidently left on the floor. 
(Tiger ducks and runs for cover)

She must have been a blonde!!!

OMG that was too funny... -rofl-Ha!

Yeah, this works. Although I was disappointed to find out, the remote really did go to the tv.

There's a remote possibility he'll get it back from her too! 

LOL   I know, huh?!  

I noticed billisonboard hasn't posted anything since...   What's up with that?
Not that you have to post new things constantly. I don't really care. If he was looking for an argument, he won't get it from me. Although I could have responded with the fact that there a billions of "blonde jokes" out there. I guess I don't understand what his rant was all about.



Nobody better touch my remote!

[billisonboard]

Aug 4, 2014 18:50:06 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

... I guess I don't understand what his rant was all about.

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Check out the red below.  See if that helps at all.

Jul 30, 2014 0:21:17 GMT -5 tigerpause said:

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While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the wife had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband's advice.

"What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a two-piece or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a two-piece," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

So she beat his ass so fucking bad that he had to be hospitalized simply because he made a comment about her body. He's still in intensive care.

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.”No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

When she got home her husband asked if she had seen the remote. She pulled it out of her purse.

So he beat her ass so fucking bad that she had to be hospitalized simply because she took the remote with her.   She's still in intensive care.

Funny?

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Not really.

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....Now this on the other hand, might be...







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Aug 4, 2014 20:07:29 GMT -5 billisonboard said:

Aug 4, 2014 18:50:06 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

... I guess I don't understand what his rant was all about.

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Check out the red below.  See if that helps at all.

Jul 30, 2014 0:21:17 GMT -5 tigerpause said:

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While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the wife had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband's advice.

"What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a two-piece or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a two-piece," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

So she beat his ass so fucking bad that he had to be hospitalized simply because he made a comment about her body. He's still in intensive care.

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.”No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

When she got home her husband asked if she had seen the remote. She pulled it out of her purse.

So he beat her ass so fucking bad that she had to be hospitalized simply because she took the remote with her.   She's still in intensive care.

Funny?

 


IF that is what it had said, I would not think it was funny, just like IF they said a lot of things. It's not. IT'S A JOKE.
I don't happen to find MOST jokes about women or blondes all that funny. In fact I don't care for I LOVE LUCY, Gilligan's Island, Jim Carry or the Three Stooges, etc.
Do I feel the need to post a rant about them all? Nope.
If you do, have at it.


Sorry I mentioned it.

[billisonboard]

Aug 5, 2014 5:33:13 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

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IF that is what it had said, I would not think it was funny, just like IF they said a lot of things. It's not. IT'S A JOKE.

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Sorry I mentioned it.

But it does say that. Sure it skips stating it explicitly because when it is stated explicitly, people have to face the fact that they are laughing about a person being seriously beaten.

 I am very glad you mentioned it.  As I posted in my original comment, this is a soapbox issue for me. I would like to see violence against men gain the same status in our society as violence against women has gained. I fully understand that the idea a woman beats a man so badly that she puts him in intensive care is a "JOKE".  I would like to see such a "JOKE" join the same scrape heap of history that the racial "jokes" I heard growing up now reside. 

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Aug 11, 2014 20:49:01 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

I've WORKED for people that I thought that about... LOL

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Aug 17, 2014 12:16:05 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

LOVE this!

I want to use it for my avatar...  What do you think?
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It is SO very true...

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