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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 14, 2017 8:21:41 GMT -5
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 14, 2017 11:31:26 GMT -5
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 15, 2017 9:49:58 GMT -5
What kind of key opens a banana?
a monkey
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 16, 2017 7:19:09 GMT -5
Why couldn't police identify the dead baker?
He was a John Dough
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 16, 2017 10:12:14 GMT -5
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on the ant?
Dead ant, dead ant...dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.....
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Post by honeysweetEFCOwithsugar on Aug 16, 2017 10:27:02 GMT -5
I'd tell you chemistry joke but I'm not sure I'd get a reaction.
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Post by wyouser on Aug 16, 2017 13:41:52 GMT -5
What do you call a large dog who meditates?...........Aware wolf.........
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Post by wyouser on Aug 17, 2017 4:42:16 GMT -5
For sale; Parachute. Only used once. Never opened.........
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2017 0:17:05 GMT -5
I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the lady behind the till keeps putting it back.
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2017 0:20:51 GMT -5
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 18, 2017 0:24:36 GMT -5
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Post by wyouser on Aug 18, 2017 7:43:47 GMT -5
For all you "eclipse fanatics out there;.......A day without sunshine is like.............."night"
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 19, 2017 21:27:08 GMT -5
What do you get hanging off banana trees?
Sore arms.
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Post by zibazinski on Aug 19, 2017 23:06:44 GMT -5
😂😂😂
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Post by tigerpause on Aug 22, 2017 19:55:49 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 29, 2017 8:41:14 GMT -5
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Fingernails
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Aug 30, 2017 7:14:43 GMT -5
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork chop
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 30, 2017 23:26:37 GMT -5
What type of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals!
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 3, 2017 3:27:22 GMT -5
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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Post by wyouser on Sept 6, 2017 4:34:41 GMT -5
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!!
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Post by wyouser on Sept 9, 2017 5:26:36 GMT -5
Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas?....................Clothes, but NO cigar!...........
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 9, 2017 7:52:44 GMT -5
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 9, 2017 7:54:30 GMT -5
My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not.
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Post by tigerpause on Sept 10, 2017 15:58:29 GMT -5
My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not. I have a crummy toaster.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 10, 2017 16:00:32 GMT -5
My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not. I have a crummy toaster.
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Post by wyouser on Sept 13, 2017 5:01:36 GMT -5
Wow!! Did you see the news report on that dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa..................................
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Post by wyouser on Sept 14, 2017 10:07:38 GMT -5
Finally, an answer to that burning question: Why don't you ever see hippopatus hiding in trees? ...................Because, they are really good at it!!!!!!
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Post by wyouser on Sept 16, 2017 5:18:05 GMT -5
Why was six afraid of seven?.........Seven, was a well known six offender.......
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 19:50:55 GMT -5
What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?
Basically nothing.
"that" = 那 "price of tea" = 茶价格
They aren't even remotely similar!
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Post by wyouser on Sept 17, 2017 3:31:59 GMT -5
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his shelf to blame for it.
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