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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:40:31 GMT -5
genuine ga peachMessage #535 - 08/12/10 06:49 PMthe squirrel always finds the seed and the seed IS NOT SEDUCING THE SQUIRREL!!!! NancyinFLMessage #536 - 08/12/10 07:07 PMNo, no, it is never the fault of the seed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swamp.Message #537 - 08/12/10 09:47 PMOsanka did to Mel Gibson Mel's downfall was watery decaffeinated instant Irish coffee? Swamp.Message #538 - 08/12/10 09:48 PMMay I die a horrible death if I post here again. Can I get you an icepick? laterbloomerMessage #539 - 08/12/10 10:00 PMMay I die a horrible death if I post here again. You all read that right??? I have witnesses!!! Swamp.Message #540 - 08/12/10 10:01 PMLater, how big is your freezer?
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:41:07 GMT -5
UmmboutthatMessage #541 - 08/13/10 02:37 AMwith MU on ice are we getting questions answered - the answers are so helpful LongSamMessage #542 - 08/13/10 03:24 AM~snicker~ What did you bad kiddies do to MU? genuine ga peachMessage #543 - 08/13/10 10:28 AMnothing, Sammy. on a TOTALLY unrelated topic...can we borrow your car? There's uh....something that we need to relocate and none of our vehicles have the awesome trunk space that yours does. NancyinFLMessage #544 - 08/13/10 01:52 PMDear MM, The office hag is on a tear at the moment. She is having a rough time of things personally (spending more than she earns, sharing a car with her DH because hers broke and she is too broke to buy another one), and so she is do the beyotch thing at work and taking it out on everyone else. In addition, she dresses inappropriately (flip-flop, hard soled sandals that you can hear a mile away, AND her feet are dirty), not enough blouse trying to cover too much bosom, hair that is styled like wet-finger-in-electric-socket, and so on. Do you think there is enough room in Sam's trunk for another bod- er, passenger? Sincerely, Wants To Use the Business End of A Broom on Someone's Head 973beachbumMessage #545 - 08/13/10 02:00 PMon a TOTALLY unrelated topic...can we borrow your car? There's uh....something that we need to relocate and none of our vehicles have the awesome trunk space that yours does. A refrigerated truck would work even better, just saying. Dear MM, Every year we get hounded about coming up for a visit to family, both his and mine. But in 25 years maybe 2 people have visited us. The others all just say that we are too far to drive to. I have heard about people visiting places like AC and not calling or saying anything. So my question is if it is sooooooo important that I have to be tortured till I agree to visit them why is it soooooo not important enough to interrupt their lives to come see us? Signed, Fed up with the one way highway. Angel 33Message #546 - 08/13/10 02:01 PMDear MM, Why do Jehoviah Witnesses bang on my door at an ungodly hour (9:57 am) and want to save my soul? Don't they know that I was out drinking last night and am way too hung over to deal with them? Can't they see that I am an Angel and don't need them to save my soul? Do you think it would be wrong if I put THEM on ice? Sincerely, Why am I UP at this ungodly hour?
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Swamp.Message #547 - 08/13/10 02:03 PMDear MM, I have a minivan with tinted windows and stow and go seats. I would like to help out my EE friends and let them use it for their, um, uh, "work." yeah, work. Since my friends are using it for "work" can I now deduct the payments on my income tax? Signed, Overtaxed Swampie. Swamp.Message #548 - 08/13/10 02:05 PM
Dear MM,
Why do Jehoviah Witnesses bang on my door at an ungodly hour (9:57 am) and want to save my soul? Don't they know that I was out drinking last night and am way too hung over to deal with them? Can't they see that I am an Angel and don't need them to save my soul? Do you think it would be wrong if I put THEM on ice?
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Why am I UP at this ungodly hour? Dear Up, Several thoughts. You have a dog. Let him use them as a chew toy. Or, invite them in, spike their coffee, and tell them first you want to give them your theological thoughts. They give you a half hour, you give them a half hour. During their half hour, make good use of your iPod. Or, tell them you've been waiting days for the plumber to get there, your toilet is horribly backed up. Hand them a plunger and a snake and tell them to get to work. Lead them to the bathroom and go back to bed. Swamp. Swamp.Message #549 - 08/13/10 02:07 PM
Dear MM,
Every year we get hounded about coming up for a visit to family, both his and mine. But in 25 years maybe 2 people have visited us. The others all just say that we are too far to drive to. I have heard about people visiting places like AC and not calling or saying anything.
So my question is if it is sooooooo important that I have to be tortured till I agree to visit them why is it soooooo not important enough to interrupt their lives to come see us?
Signed,
Fed up with the one way highway Dear Fed Up: Family are a bunch of douchebags. Accept it, and life will go much smoother. Go and bring lots of alcohol. You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family. Best wishes, Swamp. NancyinFLMessage #550 - 08/13/10 02:49 PMDear MM, OK, my last post went unanswered. I feel ignored and unloved. But I understand that it is Friday, and I am a short person and easily overlooked. Now I have another coworker on his soapbox in the middle of the office, yelling at us about some stupid meeting he went to last night. Is there a good way to tell him I don't give a flying frog about his life and I want him to shut up? Can I get a 2-for-1 special now? Signed, Need Earplugs or a Tranquilizer Gun Swamp.Message #551 - 08/13/10 02:53 PM
Dear MM,
OK, my last post went unanswered. I feel ignored and unloved. But I understand that it is Friday, and I am a short person and easily overlooked.
Now I have another coworker on his soapbox in the middle of the office, yelling at us about some stupid meeting he went to last night. Is there a good way to tell him I don't give a flying frog about his life and I want him to shut up? Can I get a 2-for-1 special now?
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Need Earplugs or a Tranquilizer Gun Dear Plugs: Try, "Hey, dude, Please STFU. I don't care about your dumb azz meeting." You said please, so it's perfectly acceptable business communications. The same can be said to the wart hog you share a cube with. Oh, and I suggest you buy her a Ped-Egg as a gesture of good will. Best wishes, Swamp. NancyinFLMessage #552 - 08/13/10 02:55 PMTry, "Hey, dude, Please STFU. I don't care about your dumb azz meeting." You said please, so it's perfectly acceptable business communications. The same can be said to the wart hog you share a cube with. Oh, and I suggest you buy her a Ped-Egg as a gesture of good will. Totally worth the wait.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:42:04 GMT -5
genuine ga peachMessage #553 - 08/13/10 03:16 PMDear Nancy, I'm sending this your way, special delivery. the backpack feature means less time wasted on refills. Sounds like your coworkers just need to cool off, so do what you can to help them. signed a loyal reader NancyinFLMessage #554 - 08/13/10 03:32 PMOh, peach....I can ue that on myself after a run! I would love to super-soak both of them - simultaneously. Especially when they are bickering at each other, each trying to impress and one-up the other. I cannot separate truth from lies anymore, and don't care. What I would really like to do is go on vacation and quit at the same time. Just leave for a trip and never come back. Go out of town, send a postcard written in sparkle Sharpie: "I KWIT." Swamp.Message #555 - 08/13/10 03:43 PMWhat I would really like to do is go on vacation and quit at the same time. Just leave for a trip and never come back. Go out of town, send a postcard written in sparkle Sharpie: "I KWIT." Dear Nancy, The appropriate action is to photocopy your buttocks, then use glitter and a glue stick to write "I KWIT" across the picture of said buttocks, and then adorn it with Spongebob stickers. Then you Fed Ex it to your company. Signed, Corporate Etiquette Guru. genuine ga peachMessage #556 - 08/13/10 03:45 PMor just grab a couple of beers (cause one is never enough) & hit the emergency slide NancyinFLMessage #557 - 08/13/10 03:50 PMor just grab a couple of beers (cause one is never enough) I'm not sure if grabbing DT is appropriate, but it sure sounds like a plan. genuine ga peachMessage #558 - 08/13/10 04:01 PM and the best thing is...you get to grab her TWICE!!!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:42:25 GMT -5
Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #559 - 08/13/10 05:02 PMThe appropriate action is to photocopy your buttocks, then use glitter and a glue stick to write "I KWIT" across the picture of said buttocks, and then adorn it with Spongebob stickers. Then you Fed Ex it to your company. Swamp, you've done an awesome job giving advice in my absence... thank you! However, on this one, I feel the need to just tweak it slightly. "I KWIT" needs to be bedazzled on your actual derriere and you deliver this resignation by walking into the boss's office and mooning him. You could also use the phrase "Up Yours" but individual outcomes may vary. NancyinFLMessage #560 - 08/13/10 05:05 PM but individual outcomes may vary. The only important outcome is mine - as in, I am the individual who comes out the door. Right? Actually, I'd like to use the bedazzled butt idea on the entire office. Boy, that'll leave 'em speechless. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #561 - 08/13/10 05:09 PMActually, I'd like to use the bedazzled butt idea on the entire office. Boy, that'll leave 'em speechless. Will you be calling a staff meeting later this afternoon? whiskmavMessage #562 - 08/13/10 05:13 PMI would love to super-soak both of them You could super-soak me and then I could super-soak you and then....... wvugurl26Message #563 - 08/13/10 05:17 PMYou could super-soak me and then I could super-soak you and then....... No one said this was a wet t shirt contest NancyinFLMessage #564 - 08/13/10 05:19 PMWill you be calling a staff meeting later this afternoon? No...I am only working a half-day. Believe me, I will let you all know before I do! You could super-soak me and then I could super-soak you and then....... I'd have brought a T-shirt today if I'd lnown whisk wanted to play.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:43:01 GMT -5
wvugurl26Message #565 - 08/13/10 05:29 PMI'd have brought a T-shirt today if I'd lnown whisk wanted to play. For future reference whisk always wants to play. Swamp.Message #566 - 08/13/10 05:47 PMSwamp, you've done an awesome job giving advice in my absence... thank you! You're welcome. Glad to have helped. However, on this one, I feel the need to just tweak it slightly. "I KWIT" needs to be bedazzled on your actual derriere and you deliver this resignation by walking into the boss's office and mooning him I am just but a lowly Padawan. I bow to you, oh Jedi master. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #567 - 08/13/10 05:51 PM I bow to you, oh Jedi master. Learn, you will. UmmboutthatMessage #568 - 08/13/10 07:39 PMrepost Dear MM, I have two teenage neighbors that live with two adult women. one day the four of them came home and the older teen was dressed....well not sure how to put it? She had on a halter top hugging her c cup, exposing her mid section flat stomach, wearing fitted short shorts, which were unbuttoned at the top, exposing the yellow color underneath in the front and the top in back, legs fully exposed. I understand that women will raise their daughters differently than a man, but there is no man living there. Question should I express my concern to the adult woman living their that she really should express concern to the way the teen is dressing in public? Sincerely Peeping Tom Concerned Neighbor Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #569 - 08/13/10 07:42 PMDear MM, I have two teenage neighbors that live with two adult women. one day the four of them came home and the older teen was dressed....well not sure how to put it? She had on a halter top hugging her c cup, exposing her mid section flat stomach, wearing fitted short shorts, which were unbuttoned at the top, exposing the yellow color underneath in the front and the top in back, legs fully exposed. I understand that women will raise their daughters differently than a man, but there is no man living there. Question should I express my concern to the adult woman living their that she really should express concern to the way the teen is dressing in public? Sincerely Peeping Tom Concerned Neighbo Dear Peeping Tom, go over to your neighbor and introduce yourself. That way you will no longer be the creepy dude in the bushes looking in the windows. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #570 - 08/13/10 07:43 PMDear Readers, I am in desperate need of the icepick. Whoever had it last, please send it to me immediately! Many thanks! MM
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:43:22 GMT -5
genuine ga peachMessage #571 - 08/13/10 08:02 PM this may be a 'need to stock up' situation. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #572 - 08/13/10 08:03 PMThanks Peach! Can never have too many icepicks! UmmboutthatMessage #573 - 08/13/10 08:04 PMrepost Dear MM my current job is a dead end and I am very over qualified for it. Actually one of the Sales guys came in with his 14 year old son and asked if I can keep him busy for the day. So a 14 year old child can do my job no problems! But I don't leave because I have so much freedom to start and leave when I want, can work from home when I want, employee reviews are a joke and not taken seriously, under qualified people keep getting hired because of who they know, no one enforces the rules of dress code, as long as I do get my work done my boss is happy, and as long as I don't get too full of myself I really don't see me getting fired. Question is should I give this up and look for a job and work elsewhere where to make more money, hopefully it's not a dead end job and have the chance to be promoted, and challenging so I can use my brain again? Sincerely, Stuck in Reverse Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #574 - 08/13/10 08:07 PMmy current job is a dead end and I am very over qualified for it. Actually one of the Sales guys came in with his 14 year old son and asked if I can keep him busy for the day. So a 14 year old child can do my job no problems! But I don't leave because I have so much freedom to start and leave when I want, can work from home when I want, employee reviews are a joke and not taken seriously, under qualified people keep getting hired because of who they know, no one enforces the rules of dress code, as long as I do get my work done my boss is happy, and as long as I don't get too full of myself I really don't see me getting fired. Question is should I give this up and look for a job and work elsewhere where to make more money, hopefully it's not a dead end job and have the chance to be promoted, and challenging so I can use my brain again? Sincerely, Stuck in Reverse Dear Stuck, the fact that a 14 year old can do your job really isn't that humiliating. It's when they bring in the goldfish that makes you look incompetent, that you have a problem. And using your brain is overrated. Stay where you are. No one likes change. FunSizeChoclateMessage #575 - 08/13/10 08:09 PMDear Stuck in Reverse, do you really have so few problems that you can just repost them? I don't know if your EE quality if you only have a couple of issues.... Constant Ice Pick User UmmboutthatMessage #576 - 08/13/10 08:43 PMdo you really have so few problems that you can just repost them? CL I got problems! just wanted sum advice I had asked during the MU altercationor err...beatdown!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:43:58 GMT -5
FunSizeChoclateMessage #577 - 08/13/10 08:55 PMCL I got problems! Whew! Good, cuz I wouldn't want to be the only crazy one here. (like that'd ever happen....) wvugurl26Message #578 - 08/13/10 08:56 PMCL, I'm sure you are in good company here. whiskmavMessage #579 - 08/13/10 08:59 PMI wouldn't want to be the only crazy one here Crazy! Did you say crazy?! FunSizeChoclateMessage #580 - 08/13/10 09:02 PMCrazy! Did you say crazy?! Yes, I did. I was crazy once....but we're feeling much better now. MB-NYMessage #581 - 08/13/10 09:14 PMDear MM; I'm concerned about a friend of mine; we'll call her Vanilla.Lover. I think she's starting to lose it. On a message board, she's hallucinating about messages double posting. She says she's just fine, but you never know about these things. Any suggestions? Concerned about Crazy Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #582 - 08/13/10 09:15 PMI was crazy once....but we're feeling much better now. Shhh... the voices in your head don't like the word "crazy"...
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Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #583 - 08/13/10 09:17 PMI'm concerned about a friend of mine; we'll call her Vanilla.Lover. I think she's starting to lose it. On a message board, she's hallucinating about messages double posting. She says she's just fine, but you never know about these things. Any suggestions? Concerned about Crazy Dear Concerned, your friend is just confused because of all of the LSD she used to take. She's not losing what's left of her mind. MB-NYMessage #584 - 08/13/10 09:19 PMShe's not crazy, just a junkie? WHEW! Thanks MM. That's a load off of my mind. Quick visit, but I must run. Good night and So Long- - - Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #585 - 08/13/10 09:20 PMShe's not crazy, just a junkie? WHEW! Thanks MM. That's a load off of my mind I know, right? Just the same old same old. Quick visit, but I must run. Good night and So Long- - Thanks for stopping by! Have a good weekend! genuine ga peachMessage #586 - 08/13/10 09:26 PMthe voices in your head don't like the word "crazy"... they don't really care for being jabbed with sharp objects either...plus it damages your hearing. WHAT? Did you say something? NO? OK! Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #587 - 08/13/10 09:35 PMthey don't really care for being jabbed with sharp objects either...plus it damages your hearing. Sheesh! Some voices are so high maintenance... UmmboutthatMessage #588 - 08/13/10 11:42 PMshe's not crazy, just a junkie? WHEW! Thanks MM too funny some say tomato others say.... tomato?
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:44:56 GMT -5
genuine ga peachMessage #589 - 08/13/10 11:43 PMtomato/tomahto/bloody mary is the EE version also potato/potahto/vodka SlowbutSureMessage #590 - 08/14/10 01:53 AMDear MM - I thought I recalled the second posting too and I know I didn't take LSD. Have I been spending too much time in Vanilla.Lover's head? Concerned about overcrowding. UmmboutthatMessage #591 - 08/15/10 07:08 AMDear MM, we have a fellow poster that is having the same or very similar dream about once a week about packing and being late. I think she may be concerned about getting pregnant and her time is ticking away. Question is should she be concerned about getting pregnant if she already has 2 children? Sincerely, Baby Daddy PeaceOf MindMessage #592 - 08/19/10 05:50 PMBEST THREAD EVER! Great job MM!! I see MU lost his new leaf and is still a few fries short of a happy meal. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #593 - 08/19/10 05:55 PMLOL POM... glad you found it! Yes, MU's leaf has long since blown away... Angel 33Message #594 - 08/19/10 05:55 PMfew fries short of a happy meal. I didn't mean to eat all the fries!!!!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:45:16 GMT -5
NancyinFLMessage #595 - 08/19/10 05:56 PMI see MU lost his new leaf and is still a few fries short of a happy meal. PeaceOf MindMessage #596 - 08/19/10 06:00 PMI didn't mean to eat all the fries!!!! That's okay, Angel. I took ... I mean, ummmm somebody took your Kit Kats. Angel 33Message #597 - 08/19/10 06:02 PM Do you want to die a very slow and painful death? If the answer is NO...you might want to return my chocolate. Thank you! PeaceOf MindMessage #598 - 08/19/10 06:02 PMYes, MU's leaf has long since blown away... Oh, the image you just put in my head. Must. Hit. DELETE!! NancyinFLMessage #599 - 08/19/10 06:02 PMDear MM, The ladies of EE have been chatting on another thread, discussing the preponderance of snark on the board today. I beg to differ as to the use of the work "snark." This word implies that there is nasty, mean, lowlife snippery going back and forth between posters. Nay, nay I say. EE'ers do not "snark." We leave that to YM, with serious, full-blown snarktasticness restricted to the P&M and MT boards. How can I impress upon my fellow feminine MSN frequenters that we do not engage in snark. It should be referred to as lively repartee. Thanks, Picky Wordsmith beerwench over 29000 bits of drivel postedMessage #600 - 08/19/10 06:03 PMHere ya go POM:
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:45:53 GMT -5
PeaceOf MindMessage #601 - 08/19/10 06:04 PM Do you want to die a very slow and painful death? Before I answer that can you be more specific please? Details woman, I need details! Angel 33Message #602 - 08/19/10 06:05 PMDinner and conversation with Mudsie..... PeaceOf MindMessage #603 - 08/19/10 06:06 PMThanks, Beer! That's much less painful than what Angel is suggesting. (Who doesn't love the MU?) Angel 33Message #604 - 08/19/10 06:13 PMDid I mention that it would be a naked date? PeaceOf MindMessage #605 - 08/19/10 06:15 PM MU, me, or you? NancyinFLMessage #606 - 08/19/10 06:17 PMMU, me, or you? If it's MU, someone just give me the icepick now. POM or Angel....no problem.
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PeaceOf MindMessage #607 - 08/19/10 06:17 PM Nancy! NancyinFLMessage #608 - 08/19/10 06:31 PMAwww...thanks, POM. Good to see you, BTW. PeaceOf MindMessage #609 - 08/19/10 06:34 PMIt's good to see you too. Spydah1Message #610 - 08/20/10 02:09 AMDear MM, Would it be crazy for me to drive 2 hours to take a pilates class?? I mean I heard nice things about this particular instructor. Is this overdoing it or is it one of those situations where I have to do what I have to do? Sincerely, Double Straight Leg Stretch Spydah FL cheeseheadMessage #611 - 08/20/10 08:16 AMWould it be crazy for me to drive 2 hours to take a pilates class?? I thought you said DD was too young for you! Spydah1Message #612 - 08/20/10 12:41 PMI'm not talking about your DD. I'm not I swear, this was just a hypothetical question.
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Swamp.Message #613 - 12/28/10 04:00 PMBump. I am trying desperately not to laugh out loud in my office, and I have tears running down my face. MB-NYMessage #614 - 12/28/10 04:17 PMSo far, I've re-read the first 27 pages. If this is not our all time best, it's very close. 973beachbumMessage #615 - 12/28/10 05:00 PM
I am trying desperately not to laugh out loud in my office, and I have tears running down my face. At least if you do you are the boss. Saint Tequila Drinks a LotMessage #616 - 12/28/10 05:57 PMI LOVE this thread!!!! SlowbutSureMessage #617 - 12/28/10 06:06 PM I have it on good authority that MM has left Wine and Spirits and has found another advice-giving job at Wine Enthusiast. Please continue asking the questions that only she has the right answer to and the mail would be forwarded. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #618 - 12/28/10 06:23 PMLMAO!!!! I'm halfway through re-reading this thread and am laughing hysterically all over again. Thanks for bumping it swamp!
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wvugurl26Message #619 - 12/28/10 06:31 PMDear MM, There's a poster who is just posting numbers. I'm quite sure she's gone crazy. How should I help her? Signed, A Concerned Friend SlowbutSureMessage #620 - 12/28/10 06:33 PMDear Concerned Friend, Just give the girl a drink and post different numbers (at least three in a row). She is easily confused and will follow your number series. wvugurl26Message #621 - 12/28/10 06:33 PMCan I afford to keep supplying her with drinks? SlowbutSureMessage #622 - 12/28/10 06:36 PM Tough question! I don't have enough knowledge to answer. Sorry, but you have to wait for MM. Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #623 - 12/28/10 06:48 PMDear MM, There's a poster who is just posting numbers. I'm quite sure she's gone crazy. How should I help her? Signed, A Concerned Friend Dear Concerned Friend, I'm pretty sure your friend is quite drunk. Once she passes out, you can help her by doing sharpie art on her. wvugurl26Message #624 - 12/28/10 06:56 PMOnce she passes out, you can help her by doing sharpie art on her. I do have lots of sharpies in pretty colors!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 9:47:47 GMT -5
Gift Wrapped MargaritaMessage #625 - 12/28/10 06:58 PMI do have lots of sharpies in pretty colors! You're all set then! I have a bedazzler if you want to borrow it... wvugurl26Message #626 - 12/28/10 06:58 PMYou're all set then! I have a bedazzler if you want to borrow it... Oooo then she could be shiny too!
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Post by swamp on Dec 30, 2010 10:02:42 GMT -5
He may have too much time on his hands, but I want to thank Virgil profusely for porting the thread over here. This is one of the best works of EE that was not subject to multiple deletions.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 30, 2010 10:06:28 GMT -5
I have harnessed the awesome power of automation, later. Tremble before the the might of the engineer!
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Post by jospaced on Dec 30, 2010 10:12:43 GMT -5
Virgil: Karma for you from Happy Lurker.
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on Dec 30, 2010 10:25:24 GMT -5
He may have too much time on his hands, but I want to thank Virgil profusely for porting the thread over here. This is one of the best works of EE that was not subject to multiple deletions. I totally agree...this is a classic worth keeping! It is GOLD I tells ya... GOLD!
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Post by mtntigger on Dec 30, 2010 10:31:43 GMT -5
Thank you Virgil.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 30, 2010 11:11:26 GMT -5
He may have too much time on his hands, but I want to thank Virgil profusely for porting the thread over here. This is one of the best works of EE that was not subject to multiple deletions. I second the thanks. Definitely one of our best undeleted works.
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Post by mtntigger on Dec 30, 2010 11:28:36 GMT -5
Oh, and in case nobody noticed, Virgil also transfered YM's wedding night mare thread to the new EE.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 30, 2010 11:52:37 GMT -5
I saw that SBS, I guess we have to be nice to Virgil now huh?
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Post by mtntigger on Dec 30, 2010 12:33:17 GMT -5
No! You have to be nice to ME! Who do you think asked Virgil to do this? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?
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Post by Apple on Dec 30, 2010 12:35:47 GMT -5
Thank you Virgil!! (I also asked for the Wedding dress thread, very happy to see both of these here!)
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 30, 2010 13:24:21 GMT -5
No! You have to be nice to ME! #angry# Who do you think asked Virgil to do this? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm? The Easter Bunny?
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Dec 31, 2010 12:19:49 GMT -5
Thanks for the karma, all. It makes me feel... like I have a soul again.
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