Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Nov 20, 2014 15:43:26 GMT -5
#1. You post word-for-word transcripts of conversations you've recently had where you've said something funny, because the attention gained from the attendees of that conversation was not enough for you, and you require EVEN MOAR ATTENTION from your entire list of FB friends. "Lookit me!! I said something funny six days ago!" That's nice. F__k you. Anyways, feel free to add to the list.
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ArchietheDragon
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Nov 20, 2014 15:44:27 GMT -5
#2. You are on FB.
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happyhoix
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Post by happyhoix on Nov 20, 2014 17:04:41 GMT -5
#3 You take pictures of your meals and post them.
No one wants to see the tuna sandwich you had for lunch or the pizza you ate for dinner.
No one.
Probably only your momma and your spouse even really care if you ate at all today.
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TheHaitian
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Post by TheHaitian on Nov 20, 2014 17:14:11 GMT -5
#4 can't stop taking and posting selfies
Dude or chica... I don't want to keep seeing toe face on my newsfeed all day long.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 17:16:07 GMT -5
Oh I do #1! ... And I don't think I get enough attention for it either, even on facebook
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 20, 2014 17:18:17 GMT -5
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Nov 20, 2014 17:17:59 GMT -5
6. You change your Facebook profile picture every day.
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cael
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Post by cael on Nov 20, 2014 17:23:49 GMT -5
#7 you constantly post super transparent whines about people you think want to fuck you, because clearly it makes you feel better about your shitty self to think that "jock/bro" types want to fuck you when you're an annoying fugly tries-too-hard goth chick.
was that over the top... sadly it's a true story.
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Nov 20, 2014 17:32:56 GMT -5
#8 - You post a constant stream of consciousness throughout the day.
6:08 am: Snooze again. Don't wanna wake up.
6:12 am: Ugh. Greasy hair again.
7:23 am: The kids need breakfast? Again?
9:40 am: I hate my boss.
11:01 am: Really hungry.
11:23 am: Finally had a sandwich. SO FAT.
12:02 pm: UGH.
2:22 pm: This day is never gonna end.
4:42 pm: I am a Pink Princess! What's your Princess Color?
6:33 pm: Looks like I'm out of Pepto Bismol. YUCK BLOATED.
8:15 pm: So lonely. Hate my life.
9:31 pm: Yeah, won't be sleeping tonight.
I wish I was kidding.
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sesfw
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Post by sesfw on Nov 20, 2014 18:47:09 GMT -5
Dang ....... you guys have some strange FB friends.
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msventoux
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Post by msventoux on Nov 20, 2014 18:50:54 GMT -5
I need better Facebook friends. Mine mostly post events, family vacation photos and pictures of cute animals. There's an occasional drunken posting, but it's deleted soon after so no good fights come from it.
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cael
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Post by cael on Nov 20, 2014 18:56:43 GMT -5
#9 - when you post idiotic questionable news/other stories, then act offended when someone (ahem..) points out that it's fake. (snopes.com is your friend, people)
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Nov 20, 2014 22:32:15 GMT -5
10. You always comment on my status updates regardless of whether you have anything meaningful to contribute or not. Sometimes, just restating the obvious...
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Nov 20, 2014 22:35:40 GMT -5
You post a statement needing more info. Like "oh no not again" so people will ask what's wrong. Drama queen.
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Nov 20, 2014 22:45:28 GMT -5
#9 - when you post idiotic questionable news/other stories, then act offended when someone (ahem..) points out that it's fake. (snopes.com is your friend, people) Ticks me off to no end. When I provide information proving what they posted is false or fake, I usually get an answer like, "I am just passing along the information someone sent me." And you are continuing the lie or falsehood by passing it along with out verifying it. Idiots.
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Nov 20, 2014 22:56:52 GMT -5
#9 - when you post idiotic questionable news/other stories, then act offended when someone (ahem..) points out that it's fake. (snopes.com is your friend, people) Ticks me off to no end. When I provide information proving what they posted is false or fake, I usually get an answer like, "I am just passing along the information someone sent me." And you are continuing the lie or falsehood by passing it along with out verifying it. Idiots. My aunt sends out many false stories. When I tell her they are wrong or years old I get the same answer.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 23:04:42 GMT -5
Unfollow
Fixed
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Nov 21, 2014 8:22:11 GMT -5
#12 - You opine about the surveillance state's egregious violations of individual privacy, then proceed to every bit of information anyone could possibly use to classify, manipulate, and exploit you onto the Internet during your free time every day.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 9:18:53 GMT -5
You post how much you love your husband and your husband posts how much he loves you.
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tractor
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Post by tractor on Nov 21, 2014 9:40:41 GMT -5
You post how much you love your husband and your husband posts how much he loves you. This one pisses me off the most, why do you feel the need to constantly fill your post with how much you love your "hot sexy wife" when in reality no one cares. Do you think her sisters and mother really need to read how you "gave it to her good last night". Ahhhhh, nothing like having white trash relatives.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Nov 21, 2014 9:58:06 GMT -5
I sure got some good laughs in this thread. And it has reenforced my feeling that I don't need a FB account! People really do this stuff?
One of my friends was begging me to get an account. I have no idea why. Anyway...I looked at her page and it had several pics of a bunch of women I didn't know. It appeared they were hanging out in a bar. The caption said, "Jus hangin with my bitchezzzzzz."
That was all I needed to see. Thanks for the laughs!
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Nov 21, 2014 11:18:54 GMT -5
I am contemplating signing up for FB for 2 reasons 1. try to reconnect with my best friend. She's not returning my calls and I'm not even sure I've got the correct phone number. I miss her. If it's done, I'll move on but I'd like confirmation of that which doesn't involve me stalking her house to find out when she's home. 2. can be friends with DH on the Township game (sort of like Farmville, I think) since there is a spot for helping FB friends churn out produce and products. 3. (I can't count) a lot of my extended family is on FB and I'd be able to keep tabs on them.
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ArchietheDragon
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Nov 21, 2014 11:21:08 GMT -5
I am contemplating signing up for FB for 2 reasons 1. try to reconnect with my best friend. She's not returning my calls and I'm not even sure I've got the correct phone number. I miss her. If it's done, I'll move on but I'd like confirmation of that which doesn't involve me stalking her house to find out when she's home. 2. can be friends with DH on the Township game (sort of like Farmville, I think) since there is a spot for helping FB friends churn out produce and products. 3. (I can't count) a lot of my extended family is on FB and I'd be able to keep tabs on them. You're not on FB
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Nov 21, 2014 11:22:55 GMT -5
What finally made me join was the fact that my niece was going to move across the country. I hardly ever got to see my nieces anyway, so its nice just to keep up with their lives a little bit. So, since I only joined to keep in touch with family, I tend to share boring tidbits about my kids on there. So you can probably count me among the FB DB's!
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Nov 21, 2014 11:27:19 GMT -5
Nope.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Nov 21, 2014 11:28:20 GMT -5
You post how much you love your husband and your husband posts how much he loves you. This one pisses me off the most, why do you feel the need to constantly fill your post with how much you love your "hot sexy wife" when in reality no one cares. Do you think her sisters and mother really need to read how you "gave it to her good last night". Ahhhhh, nothing like having white trash relatives. If they're anything like my in laws that do that, they're trying to desperately reassure themselves that they're happy/stable (and maybe an ex or 2).
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Nov 21, 2014 11:31:50 GMT -5
You post how much you love your husband and your husband posts how much he loves you. Makes me want to .
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 11:40:12 GMT -5
I am contemplating signing up for FB for 2 reasons 1. try to reconnect with my best friend. She's not returning my calls and I'm not even sure I've got the correct phone number. I miss her. If it's done, I'll move on but I'd like confirmation of that which doesn't involve me stalking her house to find out when she's home. 2. can be friends with DH on the Township game (sort of like Farmville, I think) since there is a spot for helping FB friends churn out produce and products. 3. (I can't count) a lot of my extended family is on FB and I'd be able to keep tabs on them. 4. You can be friends with me!
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Post by snapdragon on Nov 21, 2014 11:50:45 GMT -5
That site is called Stalkerbook in my head every time I hear or read the word Facebook. I am not ready to be on there. So I just stay away.
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Nov 21, 2014 11:51:09 GMT -5
Do you think her sisters and mother really need to read how you "gave it to her good last night". Ahhhhh, nothing like having white trash relatives.
Ewww! That's so gross!
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