Signs that you might be a FB d-bag

[Sam_2.0]

What in the...?!?!? Nancy - what do they put in the water down there?

[mollyanna58]

“In the midst of the argument, the defendant slapped the victim multiple times on the side of her face without the victim’s permission,” the report says.

Doesn't this part go without saying? 

[NancysSummerSip]

Dec 19, 2014 15:17:19 GMT -5 mollyanna58 said:

“In the midst of the argument, the defendant slapped the victim multiple times on the side of her face without the victim’s permission,” the report says.

Doesn't this part go without saying? 

Well, it should, unless you are in Flori-duh. Then it's open season on anything. We're easy that way.

What in the...?!?!? Nancy - what do they put in the water down there?

Dunno, aside from ice. But you have to figure these two didn't exactly have the typical grandma/granddaughter relationship. More than a few chips missing from this cookie.

[Firebird]

Dec 19, 2014 15:17:19 GMT -5 mollyanna58 said:

“In the midst of the argument, the defendant slapped the victim multiple times on the side of her face without the victim’s permission,” the report says.

Doesn't this part go without saying? 

You never know, she might have been asking for it

[NancysSummerSip]

Dec 19, 2014 15:42:48 GMT -5 Firebird said:

Dec 19, 2014 15:17:19 GMT -5 mollyanna58 said:

Doesn't this part go without saying? 

You never know, she might have been asking for it

Oh, I can just hear that conversation:

Granddaughter: "If you really loved me, you would have friended me! All the other nanas friend their grandkids!"

Granny: "Friend you? I'm your grandma, not your friend. You wanna friend a piece of this, young 'un?"

[The Home 6]

Dec 19, 2014 10:50:50 GMT -5 Sam_2.0 said:

SIL is funny - she thinks the anti-vaxers are nuts and constantly posts stuff about it, but then turns around and tells the world how awesome her EOs are and why everyone should buy them from her Yet her kids are always sick.

The carseat posts. Ughgh.

The mom who whines about any daycare that costs more than $20/day and wonders why she can't find a good place for her child. Many suggested she just SAH if daycare was too expensive since her wages were so low. Then she posts asking for leads on jobs that pay $50k/yr, yet in the comments admits she doesn't have a college degree (dropped out two classes shy!).

OH MY LANTA the car seats....
 
One of the admins of the "mommy facebook" groups up here is a certified car seat technician, or something. I'm all for keeping kids safe, especially the littles, but holy Leonas, there is absolutely no need to berate moms for choosing not to keep their bundles of joy rearward facing in the car until they get their driver's license. Is your kid restrained properly according to the law and the car seat manufacturer? Yeah? Then mind your bizzness. (Not you, Sam, the car seat brigade). 

[beergut]

 I am guilty of posting food pics.

 It is only when I do an Italian meal that takes a few hours to make, though. It is my way of teasing my relatives that they're not here 

Before social media, we used to call each other on holidays and brag that Grandma was at our house (or we were at her house) cooking for us. This is just an extension of that bragging.