Cheesipedia, 2011 Edition

[Apple]

Sadly, I missed the original
But, hopefully we can make a new one and those that remember the old one can add original stuff.

Here's a start...

Karmalize--what you do when you give someone karma (also, exalt)

Karmalized--what you are when you are given karma

WTE-- msn mod friendly version of WTF or WTH, play off of "what the eff?" but the "E" makes it seem so much more "EE" related

J'd-- when you are given this by The J (ETA: supposed to be two of these )

TGH-- The Green Hornet, MissRigby's much beloved late husband, also known as the luckiest man in the world

Smurf-- anything and everything, noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever...

Douchecanoe--seems to have originated with Daphne, used to refer to someone who is, well, a douchecanoe

Jack Wagon--see "Douchecanoe"

Tossed Salad--hmmmm..... better make an AC version of the Cheesipedia (see urbandictionary.com)

Butt All--an original by Virgil, need to see original definition, but basically means "very little"

.com-- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Really had to see the old EE thread to get it, but it was added to everything in all the posts, knowwhatimean.com ?

Don't Judge Me (missing angry icon--the one baring its teeth)-- used by Angel, stolen by many (must request that emo, it was my favorite angry emo, the others just don't cut it) (ETA, we now have that icon too--the mods have been very accomodating with finding what we want. So, the real phrase is "Don't judge me ")

Soul Sucking Servants of Satan--Cats, courtesy of TD

so many more, but I have a huge headache and I need to go see the new house soon and get high on the smell of freshly cut wood (man I love the smell of a woodshop!!!) Please add all those that I've missed here... Also, if I screwed something up, let me know and I'll edit

[Apple]

Cowpooling--actually got this from Donna on SS, but it can go here too, divvying up side of beef with family/friends because you can't use/afford a full side yourself

[TD2K]

Woo Hoo, I made the list

[TD2K]

Cowpooling, ROTFLOL

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

man I love the smell of a woodshop!!!
Fixed

[TD2K]

I love watching those wood working shows and just how easy they make it look. I can turn wood into shavings or sawdust but that's about it.

[Apple]

Duct tape--a wedding dress accessory, modification tool

EEddiction--EE addiction, worse than crack

[Apple]

Feb 26, 2011 14:12:15 GMT -5 TD2K said:

I love watching those wood working shows and just how easy they make it look. I can turn wood into shavings or sawdust but that's about it.

I want a big woodshop after the house is done! My grampa was a finish carpenter and I think I got any natural-skills from him, I truly love woodworking and one of my dreams is to retire early so I can build furniture for myself as a hobby and to make a little money on the side.

MDW,

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

You forgot Omni-batter, Apple.

[Apple]

bisthenb--"bitch is the new black" (I hope I didn't screw that up, that's what I read it meant, but if not, at least it sounds good?) apple bis

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Edumacation --->> home-schooling

[Apple]

Feb 26, 2011 14:16:43 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

You forgot Omni-batter, Apple.

How could I possibly leave out omni-batter??? Thanks, SL. I almost got banned for coming up with "omni-splatter"

Z-packs--heavy dose of antibiotics required after a night with Omni

Fire--the only "tool" that will solve the problem with your couch after same night with Omni

apple Omni!!

Ballerina-- stripper

Double choke-- An original by me We really, really need that AC version... Um, think "David Carradine"

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Ballerina is a stripper? OMG I mis-understood bluerobin all this time.

[wvugurl26]

The ballet he referenced was not Swan Lake

[Virgil Showlion]

potato/potahto/vodka - Meaning "It's all the same."
POMgate - Referring to the public backlash against The J for restoring Peace of Mind's karma.
POP!, COKE!, SODA! - Implies support for the "proper" name of cola beverages.
Lateur, snickeur, etc. - Used to parody the correct Canadian spelling of words such as 'labour'.
karma whore - Describes an individual who routinely solicits karma donations from strangers.
POM - Shorthand for user "Peace of Mind".
Cheesy - Shorthand for user "cheeseheadinfl".
MDW - Shorthand for user "mad_dawg_wiccan".
OMK - Shorthand for user "Old Man Kenny".
MU, Mud - Shorthand for ex-user "MuscleUp".
Omni - Shorthand for user "Omnipotent One".
DH, DW, DS, DD, DF, DM - Shorthand for "Dear Husband", "Dear Wife", "Dear Son", "Dear Daughter", "Dear Father", and "Dear Mother", respectively.
ITBIC - "I Tease Because I Care."

[Apple]

Tomato/Tomahto/Bloody Mary--see "potato/potahto/vodka"

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

What does ETA mean?

[Apple]

hmmmm....The only ETA I know is "estimated time of arrival"
Could you use it in a sentence you read?

walla or viola--voila!

[ken a.k.a OMK]

ETA = edited to add.....when you edit your post later to add a comment, usually within minutes.


ETA...hey apple. I exalted you.

[Apple]

Feb 26, 2011 15:11:18 GMT -5 ken a.k.a OMK said:

ETA = edited to add.....when you edit your post later to add a comment, usually within minutes.


ETA...hey apple. I exalted you.

doh! <<headsmack!>> And thank you apple ken too

The one I don't know is "ITA"--someone on YM uses it...

[ken a.k.a OMK]

ITBIC = I tease because I can (usually to a friend).

[Apple]

Pin the Doodle on the Groom--a game you play at a Yooper bachelorette party

Yooper--Someone that lives "above the bridge" in Michigan (did I get the state correct?)

Troll--Someone who lives "below the bridge" in Michigan, also someone that "trolls" message boards (LongSam called Omni a Troll )

[NancysSummerSip]

Can we add "hairy eyeball" to the list? It's what you do to DH when he's not a dear, but rather a dumb, and you let him know by giving him the "hairy eyeball. It was on the original Cheesipedia edition, and it sort of means the same thing as "stink eye."


Of course, you would never give DW one of these. She would never do anything to deserve it.

[Befferz]

In fact, you should add OMS/OMSmurf to this! ;D

Oh, and a true J'ing is 2-- Not that I would know from personal experience or anything...

[Mad Dawg Wiccan]

stalker - a troll that follows a prticular poster from thread to thread

[moon/Laura]

Feb 26, 2011 15:15:06 GMT -5 Apple said:

The one I don't know is "ITA"--someone on YM uses it...

I totally agree OR

when preceded by a P (PITA) = pain in the a$$

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

stalker - a troll that follows a prticular poster from thread to thread

---- or from Message board to Message board.

[Deleted]

There are trolls and there are trolls. Omni lives below the bridge so he's a Troll. ETA: Let me clarify that...he's a Troll, but he isn't a troll or a stalker.

Aw. TGH made it, too. That's wunnerful, but he wasn't the luckiest guy in the world; I was the luckiest wife. Nothing like having my feet massaged every night. Nothing like waking up in the morning to that million-dollar smile and having a cup of coffee handed to me.

And Nancy said that "dead from the butt in both directions" is supposed to be in Cheesipedia, too. It's self-explanatory, but I've found that it's more common in old, single guys with an extremely limited income who are looking for very young women, usually with an eye to marriage (and often fathering kids!).

[NancysSummerSip]

OK, I thought "dead in the butt" meant exactly what MissR says it does! Sheesh, I actually got one right for a change. Woo-Hoo!

Can I add "shits and giggles" as well? I know the phrase has been around in RL for awhile, but it really applies here, as in:

"Just for shits and giggles, you're gonna get the J-ing of your life if you don't stop giving me the hairy eyeball!"

[Apple]

Lol, and absolutely can't forget about

Stabby--how you feel when something/someone is ticking you off.

(Thanks, moon--I knew PITA but not ITA)

ROFLSHIPL--rolling on the floor laughing so hard I peed a little

ROFLCOPTER--Rolling on the floor laughing while kicking your legs and you end up spinning around like helicopter blades (Thanks, Money Jenny for that one)