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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 28, 2011 16:11:14 GMT -5
Another one courtesy of Miss R: "Hungry enough to chew the head off a Raggedy Ann doll." I hope I got that one right. The visual on that is priceless.  |
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Post by unrepentant_spendthrift on Feb 28, 2011 16:21:12 GMT -5
LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing My Ass Off So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 28, 2011 17:49:33 GMT -5
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 28, 2011 18:27:23 GMT -5
Badger Ugly - you wake up with a stranger lying on your arm. They're so ugly you chew your arm off rather than wake them up, the way a badger will chew off a leg caught in a trap.
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Post by chiver78 on Feb 28, 2011 19:16:48 GMT -5
 this was hysterical, I can't believe I missed this on the old boards. |
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Post by Apple on Feb 28, 2011 21:50:58 GMT -5
butterface--she's really hot, well, everything butt-er-face
fugly--f'n ugly
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Post by TD2K on Feb 28, 2011 21:53:25 GMT -5
Badger Ugly - you wake up with a stranger lying on your arm. They're so ugly you chew your arm off rather than wake them up, the way a badger will chew off a leg caught in a trap. Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 22:26:14 GMT -5
Nancy, you got it almost right....so hungry I could chew the ass out of a rag doll.
Or...so hungry I could chew a baby's butt through the slats of a park bench.
Or...so hungry that my belly is rubbing against my backbone.
And then we have...it's darker than a pocket.
Or...darker than the inside of a cow's belly.
We also have...tighter than bark on a tree.
How about ugly as homemade sin?
Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one gets full first.
The above courtesy of my dear departed mother, may she RIP. Turned up her toes and died, she did, and never taught me to read tea leaves.
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Post by Apple on Feb 28, 2011 22:31:27 GMT -5
If it was up your ass you'd know-- a response to "do you know where (fill in the blank) is?"
I wouldn't shove that up my ass if I had room for a freight train-- referring to something worthless
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 28, 2011 22:44:29 GMT -5
"Up your butt with a coconut" - meant to be felt (by most).
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Post by Sammy on Mar 1, 2011 0:27:30 GMT -5
(LongSam called Omni a Troll )  Those were the good ole days.  |
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Post by Apple on Mar 7, 2011 9:44:45 GMT -5
And a new one...
WhinyPrudyBeaatch (WPB for the book)
Thanks, Wolfnmate!
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Post by WolfNoMate on Mar 14, 2011 5:32:53 GMT -5
AplDroid CrackPod = any fancy over-complicated mobile phone gizmo
Thicker than 2 short planks = dumb as a rock
(picked this up in the UK back in the 80's)
(they say thick-we say dumb, they say mad, we say crazy)
This made for some interesting pub conversations until I understood the language quirks.
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on Mar 14, 2011 5:38:37 GMT -5
Crack in a jar = Nutella
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Post by Apple on Jun 7, 2011 22:18:01 GMT -5
ETA: Pom already had it! But we can never have the cheesipedia "bumped" too often  Ok, just reminded of this tonight, but didn't scroll through to see if we'd already mentioned it, but... Pretty= um... "stoopid"? As in "you're so pretty" Usually comes with a pat on the head. If I remember right it was Omni who started this one  |
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Post by Apple on Jun 7, 2011 22:18:44 GMT -5
Foodboner = omg that meal was so good it gave me a foodboner. Did I spell it right, Spydah?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 7, 2011 23:23:54 GMT -5
I might have mentioned this one before, but I'm too lazy to go back & look:
"Omnibatter"
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 7, 2011 23:32:10 GMT -5
Apple, is food porn on here? Food boner made me think of food porn.  On Omnibatter. Even if it's been mentioned already it's worth mentioning again. Oh! And the newest one: Drinkbbitch!!! (Special thanks to Tina for that one!) Furbie. LMAO!! I'll let Apple or Rachets or QOC explain that one. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jun 8, 2011 12:18:45 GMT -5
A new one for the Cheesipedia, courtesy of MissR:
"I'm so hungry, my stomach is rubbing against my backbone."
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on Jun 8, 2011 12:51:11 GMT -5
And this thread is officially the win...karma for you Apple :-).  |
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Post by Apple on Jun 8, 2011 14:18:27 GMT -5
Thanks, Ratchets, but real credit should go to Cheesy, I just started one on this board since many of us missed the original (it's too bad we didn't have Virgil bot the other one over  ) And LMAO about the PoM in anthropomorphic |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 8, 2011 14:26:09 GMT -5
Furbie - anthropomorphic animal character. Notice how you can't spell "anthroPoMorphic" without PoM? Coincidence? I think not... OMG LMAO!!! Don't let Virgil see that. Cheesy - That'll teach you for being gone for so long!  |
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Post by Apple on Nov 3, 2011 11:41:44 GMT -5
Republicanrty = WTF?? (hmmm, depending on your political views it is the time in life when you realize that the world is not a fairy tale, or, when your brain short circuits itself and you think all crazy. Either way, it might not be reversable ) pasta homosexualioli = um, guess that one is not for dinner Dick Van lesbian = Completely changes Mary Poppins for me ;D |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 3, 2011 12:20:41 GMT -5
Are crackberries in the Cheesipedia yet? They should be.
I'm thinking the unit of measurement known as a Bob-deep could be included, too. (For those of you who missed it, it's either eight inches or eight centimeters, depending on whether or not you have your glasses on, I guess.)
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 3, 2011 13:41:59 GMT -5
Courtesy of MissBird. OK, it's a little strange, but pure Cheesipedia material.
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Post by Apple on May 16, 2012 18:57:37 GMT -5
Haha! Cheesy should be so proud  |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 16, 2012 19:09:36 GMT -5
(Thanks to Dark on YM for his ordering the threads comment!) I almost cried when I realized you could do it. The damn search tool is less than worthless. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 16, 2012 19:10:55 GMT -5
Daphne - Good job!!  |
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Post by TD2K on May 16, 2012 21:13:12 GMT -5
Not true, it beats the old MSN boards, that search function was truly useless.
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on May 17, 2012 2:37:36 GMT -5
What is this "ordering the threads" thing?
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