AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Sept 23, 2014 10:29:48 GMT -5
Twatwaffle: Scottish Lassie says it's the "Southern" version of Douchecanoe. It does have almost a British sound to it, and the Urban Dictionary does have a rather gross definition for it. There is also Twatwaffle Island, which is where trolls are banished. though the #2 definition is great: twatwaffle twatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle." or... "I was twatwaffled by @blue-Six....it hurt, a lot." |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 23, 2014 10:31:27 GMT -5
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 18, 2014 10:25:09 GMT -5
"Pants-on-head crazy" courtesy of Virgil.
Don't think this one needs an explanation, folks. It's like great art: you know it when you see it.
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 23, 2015 15:04:35 GMT -5
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 23, 2015 16:29:46 GMT -5
Old-timey is not a new term. |
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jan 27, 2015 16:04:36 GMT -5
Old-timey is not a new term. And I'm pretty sure Charlotte MacLeod used it in one of her books. |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 29, 2015 10:42:26 GMT -5
"Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"courtesy of Angel. 
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jun 4, 2015 14:50:43 GMT -5
Richard slapped
Courtesy of Zib.
As in:
Would be nice if his victims had ganged up on him, pulled his pants down, and Richard slapped him until their "curiosity" was satisfied.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 15, 2015 15:15:46 GMT -5
Captain Saveaho -
Goes along with White Knight Syndrome. Usually applied to men who want to fix things in a woman's life by paying her bills, as long as they get to fix her life as well by dictating how she should live that life and how she is currently living it all wrong.
If the genders were reversed, it would be:
Sergeant Saveaboytoy
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 25, 2017 14:28:49 GMT -5
How the smurf?
Courtesy of Iggy. Translation: a more polite version of WTF?
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 22, 2017 14:08:59 GMT -5
photomares
Combination of Photo and nightmare,courtesy of Taz. Can be used to describe the horror you feel when you have to pose for photos at family functions, or the pain of being left out of those photos.
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taz157
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Post by taz157 on Dec 1, 2017 19:41:23 GMT -5
photomaresCombination of Photo and nightmare,courtesy of Taz. Can be used to describe the horror you feel when you have to pose for photos at family functions, or the pain of being left out of those photos. Actually, the word is courtesy of Artemis Windsong. |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 1, 2017 19:46:10 GMT -5
photomaresCombination of Photo and nightmare,courtesy of Taz. Can be used to describe the horror you feel when you have to pose for photos at family functions, or the pain of being left out of those photos. Actually, the word is courtesy of Artemis Windsong . My extreme bad. Y'all were quoting each other and it got confusing.  |
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taz157
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Post by taz157 on Dec 1, 2017 20:22:07 GMT -5
My extreme bad. Y'all were quoting each other and it got confusing. No problem. I know it happens.  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 26, 2023 19:13:27 GMT -5
Heard a good one yesterday. While their predicament was unfortunate, one woman's comment was funny.
The other day, and I believe it was in the Detroit area, they had heavy thunderstorms which caused quite a bit of road flooding, including roads leading to Detroit's airport. Many people driving to the airport to be dropped off or catching flights themselves, had to abandon their vehicles due to the flooding and walk through flood water to reach the airport. Many carried their luggage in their arms.
One woman said she and her family were VonTrapping it to reach the airport.
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