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Post by Jaguar on Jul 25, 2013 14:19:30 GMT -5
we don't have completely combined finances either. I've accepted that I have a faux marriage That's ok as long as you aren't getting faux sex.
Oh hell I am.
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 14:20:16 GMT -5
Is short. That's right, I said it.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 14:21:29 GMT -5
Is short. That's right, I said it. I have a 6ft prereq. I make no apologies.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 25, 2013 14:22:22 GMT -5
Mine need to be short or I can't see them.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 25, 2013 14:23:00 GMT -5
A guy who thinks it's OK to have a futon for a bed and milk crates for storage at his place - after he's turned 21.
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 14:25:58 GMT -5
Beth shudders. Guys who can't appreciate the joys of bad science fiction movies. Lake Placid 3 anyone? a guy that can speak klingon. I didn't find out that DH could until we were already 2 years into our faux marriage. When is the annulment final?
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 25, 2013 14:27:42 GMT -5
a guy that can speak klingon. I didn't find out that DH could until we were already 2 years into our faux marriage. When is the annulment final?
What are the divorce settlements, do we need another thread for that ?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 25, 2013 14:28:58 GMT -5
A guy who refers to his mom as "my girl" and his wife as "whats-her-name."
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 14:30:16 GMT -5
A guy who refers to his mom as "my girl" and his wife as "whats-her-name." A guy who ever referred to me as his "old lady".
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Jul 25, 2013 14:30:21 GMT -5
This sounds weird, but there is a type of lip color that is liver-colored, similar to the color of earthworms. I can't stand to look at, talk to, or be kissed by a man with what I internally call " worm lips." I have had this revulsion since I was a little kid, so I know it runs deep. Deeper than earthworms, anyway.
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 25, 2013 14:30:48 GMT -5
A guy that knows his mothers birthday and never forgets that, but somehow does forget your birthday.
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sarcasticgirl
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 14:32:08 GMT -5
A guy who refers to his mom as "my girl" and his wife as "whats-her-name." A guy who ever referred to me as his "old lady".
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jul 25, 2013 14:34:26 GMT -5
Beth shudders. Guys who can't appreciate the joys of bad science fiction movies. Lake Placid 3 anyone? Is that the movie where the "guy pulling the poo wagon" reference came from? Not that I recall. I'm in the dark on that one too.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 14:35:42 GMT -5
When is the annulment final?
What are the divorce settlements, do we need another thread for that ?
it's cool guys, we have a faux marriage anyway. any judge in his right mind would throw us out of court.
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 14:45:27 GMT -5
A guy who doesn't know the appropriate response to "ugh, I'm so fat".
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 25, 2013 14:48:07 GMT -5
A guy who doesn't know the appropriate response to "ugh, I'm so fat". Corollary to the above: a guy who does not know the appropriate response to "Does this dress/pair of shorts/thong in my ass make my butt look big?"
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Post by Shooby on Jul 25, 2013 14:52:17 GMT -5
A man wearing a speedo! Blah!!!
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Post by Shooby on Jul 25, 2013 14:54:33 GMT -5
farts on couch while scratching his nuts. What? You mean there are men on this planet that don't! Wow!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 25, 2013 14:55:43 GMT -5
A man wearing a speedo! Blah!!! I swim with men who wear Speedos. Some of them are in the 40 to 60 year-old range, and happen to look outstanding in those suits. However, these guys do work out a lot and take excellent care of themselves. I think Shooby is referring to the guys who should be on the People of WalMart website - what I call the "3B" types: back hair, beer gut and banana hammock. ETA: an entire site of bad Speedo pictures. Eye bleach required. link
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Post by Shooby on Jul 25, 2013 14:55:53 GMT -5
Guy liner! Or any man interested in Manscaping.
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Post by PK Bucko on Jul 25, 2013 15:00:59 GMT -5
A guy who doesn't know the appropriate response to "ugh, I'm so fat". Corollary to the above: a guy who does not know the appropriate response to "Does this dress/pair of shorts/thong in my ass make my butt look big?" If you don't wanna know the answer, don't ask the question. The appropriate response is to run away screaming and not come back for two or maybe three days.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 15:01:04 GMT -5
to pretty much all of the above. Except this one....my hubby is pretty hot, so I don't mind him sitting in underwear or nekkid.
Sits around in his underware or less.
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Post by Malarky on Jul 25, 2013 15:07:54 GMT -5
This sounds weird, but there is a type of lip color that is liver-colored, similar to the color of earthworms. I can't stand to look at, talk to, or be kissed by a man with what I internally call " worm lips." I have had this revulsion since I was a little kid, so I know it runs deep. Deeper than earthworms, anyway. I can't even look at A-Rod (Yankees.) His lips completely creep me out. The color is just wrong.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 15:15:20 GMT -5
Guy liner! Or any man interested in Manscaping. I can appreciate a little manscaping.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 15:16:55 GMT -5
This sounds weird, but there is a type of lip color that is liver-colored, similar to the color of earthworms. I can't stand to look at, talk to, or be kissed by a man with what I internally call " worm lips." I have had this revulsion since I was a little kid, so I know it runs deep. Deeper than earthworms, anyway. I can't even look at A-Rod (Yankees.) His lips completely creep me out. The color is just wrong. C'mere
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 25, 2013 15:18:54 GMT -5
This sounds weird, but there is a type of lip color that is liver-colored, similar to the color of earthworms. I can't stand to look at, talk to, or be kissed by a man with what I internally call " worm lips." I have had this revulsion since I was a little kid, so I know it runs deep. Deeper than earthworms, anyway. I can't even look at A-Rod (Yankees.) His lips completely creep me out. The color is just wrong. He looks like he is wearing lipstick I swear. Guy liner! Or any man interested in Manscaping. I can appreciate a little manscaping. I think there's a line between a little manscaping the results in not having a total forest and too much manscaping.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 25, 2013 15:23:43 GMT -5
A-Rod's whole face is just wrong.
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Post by Plain Old Petunia on Jul 25, 2013 15:24:02 GMT -5
farts on couch while scratching his nuts. Unless you are prepared to start playing for the other team, you're just going to have to let that one go. (Pun not intended).
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 25, 2013 15:27:08 GMT -5
Corollary to the above: a guy who does not know the appropriate response to "Does this dress/pair of shorts/thong in my ass make my butt look big?" If you don't wanna know the answer, don't ask the question. The appropriate response is to run away screaming and not come back for two or maybe three days. No, no, no. Bad Bucko. The correct response from you is, "'Honey, your butt looks beautilicious. Beyonce only wishes she had that. JLo dreams about that." It does not matter if her butt looks like the only thing it needs is a banner that reads, "Caution - Wide Load".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 15:41:57 GMT -5
What are your absolute deal breakers? Well from past experience I guess that I would have to say... 1. Insane spenders 2. A spouse that can get on a broom & fly around the room. I never tried but I suspect that if I had tried the only way to kill her would have been to drive a wooden spike in her heart. While I don't KNOW that what it would have taken to kill her, I suspect it because she sure sucked the life out of me (& her next husband).
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