The Captain
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Hugs are good...
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Post by The Captain on Jul 25, 2013 13:30:39 GMT -5
Guys who wear more makeup than I do.
Guys who spend more time on their hair than I do.
Guys who's mom still does their laundry for them.
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Peace Of Mind
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[font color="#8f2520"]~ Drinks Well With Others ~[/font]
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jul 25, 2013 13:33:16 GMT -5
Oh crap :-O !! <throws away the black socks I normally wear with my sandals, gets rid of the chihuahua, quits calling penis "Mighty Mo," changes mud-flaps, cuts mullet, and quits skipping "leg day" at the gym> Damn...you women are like freakin' perfectionists or something !! LOL! As long as you keep your kilt you are good. And Mighty Mo works.
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mrsdutt
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Post by mrsdutt on Jul 25, 2013 13:35:32 GMT -5
Someone with a mullet pulling a red wagon with a 'hard piece of pooh' in it that he calls his best friend.
That's pretty specific, is there a story behind this? Think about a movie. Mostly women watch it because their men have chosen to!
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:36:08 GMT -5
LOL! As long as you keep your kilt you are good. And Mighty Mo works. YaY !! Do you think I could keep the mullet too?? don't push it.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 25, 2013 13:36:52 GMT -5
Don't know it at least off the top of my head and sounds like that's a good thing.
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mrsdutt
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Post by mrsdutt on Jul 25, 2013 13:38:32 GMT -5
ANYONE who puts 'I make 436.00 a day' ads on the proboards money thread.
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sarcasticgirl
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 13:40:29 GMT -5
a guy that wears CROCS
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jul 25, 2013 13:40:31 GMT -5
a guy who sings barry manilow songs at karaoke Whoa...does that include "Sweet Caroline (bah bah bah!)?" See...you just can't say sweet caroline without going "bah bah bah" afterwards...try it!! Wrong singer. Neil Diamond sings Sweet Caroline. See what happens when you don't get rid of the mullet?
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Jul 25, 2013 13:40:32 GMT -5
Guys with arm muscles so big they can't put them down. Knew a few guys in HS that looked like that. I was probably the only one that didn't swoon. I thought they looked like the Incredible Hulk. Couldn't agree more. A guy I went to high school with has huge muscles and he is always posting shirtless pics of himself on FB to show off his muscles . Then he follows it up with a bible quote. It is totally weird...
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sarcasticgirl
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 13:40:39 GMT -5
a guy that wears CROCS
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 13:43:04 GMT -5
a guy who sings barry manilow songs at karaoke Manilow....never John Denver and Neil Diamond
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sarcasticgirl
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 13:45:16 GMT -5
I couldn't date a vegetarian or a vegan.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:46:24 GMT -5
a guy who sings barry manilow songs at karaoke Manilow....never John Denver and Neil Diamond Um, yeah, that's totally cool.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 13:46:27 GMT -5
a guy who sings barry manilow songs at karaoke Whoa...does that include "Sweet Caroline (bah bah bah!)?" See...you just can't say sweet caroline without going "bah bah bah" afterwards...try it!! Edit: or maybe I'm thinking of Neil Diamond...he's safe to sing at karaoke, right ?? Sweet Caroline is sung by Neil Diamond. GET IT RIGHT!!!!! ETA: I see you have already corrected yourself. And yes, you can sing whatever you want at karaoke (because I am an ocean away and out of earshot!!! )
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:50:06 GMT -5
Nascar or WWE fan
I assume "small penis" is just a given?
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:51:20 GMT -5
A guy who speaks of his sports teams as "we." Um, dude, last time I checked, you were sitting on your ass on the couch watching the game, not running around the field.
Special exemptions apply for college alma mater. Just barely.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:51:36 GMT -5
George Zimmerman.
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:53:02 GMT -5
he-capris
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sarcasticgirl
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Jul 25, 2013 13:53:10 GMT -5
CARLOS DANGER
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 13:53:10 GMT -5
Annie's Song by John Denver
You fill up my senses Like a night in a forest Like the mountains in springtime Like a walk in the rain Like a storm in the desert Like a sleepy blue ocean You fill up my senses Come fill me again
Come let me love you Let me give my life to you Let me drown in your laughter Let me die in your arms Let me lay down beside you Let me always be with you Come let me love you Come love me again
You fill up my senses Like a night in a forest Like the mountains in springtime Like a walk in the rain Like a storm in the desert Like a sleepy blue ocean You fill up my senses Come fill me again
oldie...but a really nice sound for karaoke....and even my bad voice cant screw it up that much
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:53:38 GMT -5
If his hair has been lightened by anything other than actual sunlight.
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sheilaincali
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Post by sheilaincali on Jul 25, 2013 13:53:48 GMT -5
Guys that wear crocs and/or jean shorts. Guys that wear tank tops out in public when they are not either A. working out or heading to the gym or B. at the beach. Smokers or people that chew on tobacco dip Guys that call their mom every day Guys that are rude to waitresses or service people
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:54:03 GMT -5
palm beach paul
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:55:13 GMT -5
thinking that buying tampons is weird or embarassing
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jul 25, 2013 13:56:00 GMT -5
backwards baseball cap
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:56:33 GMT -5
hoodies.
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formerroomate99
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Post by formerroomate99 on Jul 25, 2013 13:56:48 GMT -5
Doesn't dance.
Fragile egos. Can't handle direct approach.
Knitting.
Hobbies that are incredibly expensive or time consuming.
Boobs
Better hair than mine
Kissing technique that makes me feel like I have one of those octopus things from Aliens on my head.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 13:56:54 GMT -5
Sideways baseball cap!
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 25, 2013 13:59:04 GMT -5
Lots of hair on his back.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 25, 2013 13:59:08 GMT -5
farts on couch while scratching his nuts.
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