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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:13:36 GMT -5
Yesterday I was chatting with the Chief ADA and she was talking about a case she was handling.
There was a garage burglary, and this is the list of items taken: 1. One Troy Bilt Weed Whacker 2. Two Tinkerbell folding chairs 3. One Fisher Price Pack N Play 4. One gas can 5. One sex swing.
You can't make this stuff up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:14:53 GMT -5
some sick pedophile roaming the neighborhood?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:14:54 GMT -5
I'm not sure I'd report a burglary if a sex swing had been stolen.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:15:10 GMT -5
I don't think I would report that one.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:15:22 GMT -5
I'd probably "forget" to mention the sex swing............
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Post by midjd on Oct 17, 2012 13:15:36 GMT -5
Who keeps a sex swing in the garage?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:15:42 GMT -5
Those things are expensive.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 17, 2012 13:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by midjd on Oct 17, 2012 13:17:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:19:30 GMT -5
Maybe he was getting all his Christmas shopping done early this year.
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Post by raeoflyte on Oct 17, 2012 13:19:57 GMT -5
Those things are expensive.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:20:27 GMT -5
the sex swing was probably the most expensive thing stolen!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:24:19 GMT -5
Who keeps a sex swing in the garage? Someone who doesn't use it because of the kids. Or because they found their kids playing on it.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:25:20 GMT -5
Or someone who is too tired to use it because of the kids.
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Post by movingforward on Oct 17, 2012 13:26:22 GMT -5
The sex swing was probably taken by an ex and we will see this case on Judge Judy in a few months
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 13:28:39 GMT -5
Those things are expensive. awwww, look at Archie trying to convince us he has sex. So cute.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:29:09 GMT -5
Those things are expensive. awwww, look at Archie trying to convince us he has sex. So cute. kinky sex, even.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Oct 17, 2012 13:29:18 GMT -5
WTH is a sex swing?
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Post by shanendoah on Oct 17, 2012 13:30:11 GMT -5
The sex swing is the reason they needed the Tinkerbell chairs and the Pack N Play. They should be glad that thing's gone. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:33:14 GMT -5
I did a really stupid thing and googled sex swing. Apparently you can get them for $50-$150. No way in hell would I report that loss.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Oct 17, 2012 13:34:16 GMT -5
I can't google it here at work.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 17, 2012 13:36:48 GMT -5
I did a really stupid thing and googled sex swing. Apparently you can get them for $50-$150. No way in hell would I report that loss. Were there pictures?
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:39:16 GMT -5
I did a really stupid thing and googled sex swing. Apparently you can get them for $50-$150. No way in hell would I report that loss. you're brave. I'm skeered to google something like that.
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Post by thyme4change on Oct 17, 2012 13:49:46 GMT -5
When I was robbed, I reported the fact that they stole my beer and the turkey I had in the freezer.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 13:50:29 GMT -5
When I was robbed, I reported the fact that they stole my beer and the turkey I had in the freezer. so you didn't tell them about the weed and the sex swing?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:53:42 GMT -5
When I was robbed, I reported the fact that they stole my beer and the turkey I had in the freezer. the robber probably fell asleep in your driveway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 13:55:58 GMT -5
[image] Were there pictures? Unfortunately. The models were mostly clothed. Or pleathered. Or latexed. Whatever you call it.
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Post by Bluerobin on Oct 17, 2012 14:03:03 GMT -5
All the neighbors want to park in that garage!
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Post by lexxy703 on Oct 17, 2012 14:04:27 GMT -5
My friend's older sister had a sex swing. She was drunk & fell off & broke her ankle.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 14:05:15 GMT -5
My friend's older sister had a sex swing. She was drunk & fell off & broke her ankle. she actually admitted it?
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