weltschmerz
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 22:33:58 GMT -5
And men can do stuff other than, errr, vibrate. -------------- You're right. A vibrator can't hog the remote, argue with you or spend the day watching football, scratching itself and drinking beer.
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Oct 17, 2012 22:52:48 GMT -5
And men can do stuff other than, errr, vibrate. -------------- You're right. A vibrator can't hog the remote, argue with you or spend the day watching football, scratching itself and drinking beer. What's wrong with beer and football?
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Post by Apple on Oct 17, 2012 23:50:22 GMT -5
Omg you guys are cracking me up! And fine. If they miss the sex swing that much I'll return it. My room is too small anyway, kept hitting my head on the pole
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 9:10:33 GMT -5
ick, beer.... Except beerwench of course! I'd also like to add that a vibrator doesn't create extra messes around the house or eat up all the food.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 9:17:49 GMT -5
ick, beer.... Except beerwench of course! I'd also like to add that a vibrator doesn't create extra messes around the house or eat up all the food. Awwww......thanks Jen!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 9:33:13 GMT -5
It also doesn't renovate my basement, rake the leaves or change the spark plugs on my car. For $15,000 I could get that done a few times over!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 10:08:58 GMT -5
A gold vibrator . . .
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Post by swamp on Oct 18, 2012 10:09:17 GMT -5
sounds cold.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 10:20:17 GMT -5
I'm sure it has a warming option.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Oct 18, 2012 10:22:00 GMT -5
I'm sure it has a warming option. But only if you have the charger...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 10:22:28 GMT -5
Puts a whole new dimension on the idea of being a gold digger.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 18, 2012 10:31:50 GMT -5
I have such a long karma list now.......
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 10:33:33 GMT -5
does it also vibrate?
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Post by Taxman10 on Oct 18, 2012 10:34:08 GMT -5
ick, beer.... Except beerwench of course! I'd also like to add that a vibrator doesn't create extra messes around the house or eat up all the food. oh it can create quite a mess...
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 18, 2012 10:58:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 13:22:22 GMT -5
omg
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 13:40:34 GMT -5
Rob I've been trying to defend you guys but they are making a good arguement for the vibrators.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 18, 2012 13:57:09 GMT -5
Poor Rob........ and the rest of the guys
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 14:11:03 GMT -5
vibrators? ? WTE? ? you women are so trampy, I don't believe it......next thing you will tell me that when you actually do "it" you do it something other than the missionary? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 14:13:25 GMT -5
vibrators? ? WTE? ? you women are so trampy, I don't believe it......next thing you will tell me that when you actually do "it" you do it something other than the missionary? ;D awwww, Rob.... so innocent, so naive.....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 14:14:55 GMT -5
not you too??? I thought you were my eight, six, seven, five, three-oh-nine?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 16:22:14 GMT -5
I hear they have home parties now...
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Post by andreawick on Oct 18, 2012 21:32:14 GMT -5
OH My!! All this dirty talk is silly!!
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Oct 18, 2012 21:49:51 GMT -5
I'm not sure I'd report a burglary if a sex swing had been stolen. Why not? People have sex; lots of it. Are we all supposed to pretend that we only do it in the missionary position with the lights out? Wait, um, huh, you mean there's MORE ?!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 21:52:02 GMT -5
Can I make a pre-emptive suggestion that this NOT be one of the threads we perk up with private pictures ...
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Post by Jaguar on Oct 18, 2012 21:55:01 GMT -5
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Post by tloonya on Oct 20, 2012 11:25:40 GMT -5
Whats sex swing ?
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2012 14:07:18 GMT -5
You mean I should google it?
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 22, 2012 14:19:51 GMT -5
Can I make a pre-emptive suggestion that this NOT be one of the threads we perk up with private pictures ... Awww...... Really, I must 2nd that motion ;D
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