lexxy703
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Post by lexxy703 on Oct 17, 2012 14:07:27 GMT -5
My friend's older sister had a sex swing. She was drunk & fell off & broke her ankle. she actually admitted it? She loved her swing. In fact most of us wished we didn't hear quite so much about it. She most likely admitted to the ER people too.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 14:11:34 GMT -5
I'm not as cool as Archie. I don't even really know quite what a sex swing is. Although I can imagine. Samantha used one all the time on SATC. It is exactly what it sounds like.
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 14:20:09 GMT -5
I'm not as cool as Archie. I don't even really know quite what a sex swing is. Although I can imagine. The image I get is not at all sexy. And while I've seen them on tv, for some reason when someone says sex swing I picture a teeter-totter. Why is that??
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 14:21:00 GMT -5
So this is an actual case now? Like they caught the hardened (tee-hee) criminal who stole this stuff and he's being tried?
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 14:24:19 GMT -5
I think its sexy enough as the good Lord intended it. 2 adults, fully clothed, with only necessary contact to complete coitus, on the wedding night and once for each desired child. LMAO! Lights out, sheet with a hole cut in it between them?
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 14:26:16 GMT -5
Stop with the smut talk, I'm getting all flustered over here!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 14:27:06 GMT -5
I think its sexy enough as the good Lord intended it. 2 adults, fully clothed, with only necessary contact to complete coitus, on the wedding night and once for each desired child. When did you become a Republican?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 14:28:45 GMT -5
I think its sexy enough as the good Lord intended it. 2 adults, fully clothed, with only necessary contact to complete coitus, on the wedding night and once for each desired child. When did you become a Republican? Republican? he is a well respected, blue blooded, New England raised puritan. Republicans are sexual deviants.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 14:35:36 GMT -5
So this is an actual case now? Like they caught the hardened (tee-hee) criminal who stole this stuff and he's being tried? Yes. It's an actual evidence list from a Burglary charge. I don't know the status of the case, but someone was arrested for stealing this specific stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 14:37:58 GMT -5
When did you become a Republican? Republican? he is a well respected, blue blooded, New England raised puritan. Republicans are sexual deviants. I thought Republicans were Puritans? Or Puritans were Republicans?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 14:39:55 GMT -5
Republican? he is a well respected, blue blooded, New England raised puritan. Republicans are sexual deviants. I thought Republicans were Puritans? Or Puritans were Republicans? Are you nuts? New England puritans are as blue as it gets.
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Post by swamp on Oct 17, 2012 15:09:07 GMT -5
Republicans have wide stances.
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Post by thyme4change on Oct 17, 2012 15:16:39 GMT -5
Don't say nuts and blue and puritans in the same sentence.
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Post by imawino on Oct 17, 2012 15:26:40 GMT -5
So this is an actual case now? Like they caught the hardened (tee-hee) criminal who stole this stuff and he's being tried? Yes. It's an actual evidence list from a Burglary charge. I don't know the status of the case, but someone was arrested for stealing this specific stuff. I hope the jury is hung.
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Post by thyme4change on Oct 17, 2012 15:27:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 15:27:59 GMT -5
Yes. It's an actual evidence list from a Burglary charge. I don't know the status of the case, but someone was arrested for stealing this specific stuff. I hope the jury is hung. nicely done.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 15:40:45 GMT -5
imawino!
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Post by michelyn8 on Oct 17, 2012 15:42:43 GMT -5
Thank God our cleaning gal is vacuuming right now and no one can hear me snickering.
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Post by kgb18 on Oct 17, 2012 15:51:10 GMT -5
I always laugh at the people who report when their drugs have been stolen. There's not a lot of Einstein's out there. Someone stole the chest freezer out of my grandmother's garage years ago. I remember my uncle and I very clearly telling the state police that my great Aunt Katie's cookies had been in that freezer, and you couldn't put a value on her cookies. We never got the freezer or the cookies back.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Oct 17, 2012 19:59:16 GMT -5
I just found out that amazingly, sex swings have their own, rather lengthy article in Wikipedia, complete with modeless pictures. I'm very impressed with the variety of information that one can find in Wikipedia.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_swing
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Oct 17, 2012 20:02:19 GMT -5
In some parts of my county, you can't even get the police to come out unless there is an arson with a dead body in it. Or possibly two bodies in a back alley. I'm actually not exaggerating too much. Our district attorney's office is having its investigation and litigation staff cut at the same time. This case would have been put in circular file 86 and left there until the custodial staff emptied out that particular file.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 21:09:26 GMT -5
So this is an actual case now? Like they caught the hardened (tee-hee) criminal who stole this stuff and he's being tried? Yes. It's an actual evidence list from a Burglary charge. I don't know the status of the case, but someone was arrested for stealing this specific stuff. Okay, what is more embarrassing, having this stuff stolen or stealing this stuff?
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 21:23:50 GMT -5
I'm not sure I'd report a burglary if a sex swing had been stolen. Why not? People have sex; lots of it. Are we all supposed to pretend that we only do it in the missionary position with the lights out?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 21:36:51 GMT -5
Nope - but I wouldn't report a vibrator or any other mainstream sexual device missing.
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 21:42:51 GMT -5
Nope - but I wouldn't report a vibrator or any other mainstream sexual device missing. What if it was a gold vibrator?
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 21:46:10 GMT -5
An armed man in Brazil has stolen an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 (£2,600) at a luxury sex shop. Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a sales assistant and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else. It's high season for erotic shops in Brazil as it celebrates its own version of Valentine's Day in less than two weeks. Store owner Vanessa Baldini told the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday's theft – the Swedish-made sex toy has a stainless steel core, making it difficult to remove the gold plating. And, she noted, the robber forgot to take the vibrator's charger. "I really don't know what he'll do," she said. "I'll leave it up to his imagination." www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/01/gold-vibrator-stolen-robber-brazil
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 21:50:31 GMT -5
Some go for as much as $15,000. How much would it take for you to report it? It's still a vibrator.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 21:52:09 GMT -5
Some go for as much as $15,000. How much would it take for you to report it? It's still a vibrator. A whole man is cheaper!
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Post by weltschmerz on Oct 17, 2012 21:57:55 GMT -5
Some go for as much as $15,000. How much would it take for you to report it? It's still a vibrator. A whole man is cheaper! Not in the long run.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Oct 17, 2012 22:25:31 GMT -5
Some go for as much as $15,000. How much would it take for you to report it? It's still a vibrator. A whole man is cheaper! And men can do stuff other than, errr, vibrate.
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