How expensive can a divorce be

[Taxman10]

let me tell you .... after watching childbirth, that'll make any man not want to have sex for a while.......

[andi9899]

May 10, 2012 14:56:47 GMT -5 @mmc said:

In 14 years of marriage, I've never went more than 4 days without sex with my partner. How do you fellas go months?

I don't understand how people do that either. I'm not a man, but I have to get it on every now and then.

[Deleted]

AMEN!

[Firebird]

35 pages, just like I asked. Thank you all.

Now to catch up.

[Deleted]

FB, you might wanna skip a couple of pages.

[muttleynfelix]

May 10, 2012 15:01:42 GMT -5 andi9899 said:

May 10, 2012 14:56:47 GMT -5 @mmc said:

In 14 years of marriage, I've never went more than 4 days without sex with my partner. How do you fellas go months?

I don't understand how people do that either. I'm not a man, but I have to get it on every now and then.

Not pregnant or having a newborn, if I go 2 weeks I practically attack my DH. Pregnant or the first year od DS's life, sex is/was a chore. I could currently go forever without having sex. Of course, last night I spent an hour sitting by toilet, I couldn't even get enough energy to sit out side with DH and DS.

[Firebird]

FB, you might wanna skip a couple of pages.

No kidding. I check out for two seconds and you guys go right back to offering each other sex. I'm starting to feel like a grumpy Baptist Sunday school teacher

[andi9899]

Of course, last night I spent an hour sitting by toilet, I couldn't even get enough energy to sit out side with DH and DS.

I'm sorry. Was the last one as hard on you as this one? They say the second one is easier. I know mine was.

[Chocolate Lover]

May 10, 2012 15:13:01 GMT -5 Firebird said:

FB, you might wanna skip a couple of pages.

No kidding. I check out for two seconds and you guys go right back to offering each other sex. I'm starting to feel like a grumpy Baptist Sunday school teacher

You know what most people say about that grumpy teacher? A little of what we're talking about would wonders for her.

[Firebird]

Yuh huh. Let me know when we go back to talking about Carl's life.

[Deleted]

May 10, 2012 15:13:01 GMT -5 Firebird said:

FB, you might wanna skip a couple of pages.

No kidding. I check out for two seconds and you guys go right back to offering each other sex. I'm starting to feel like a grumpy Baptist Sunday school teacher

Hey! I was a good girl!

[Bob Ross]

May 10, 2012 14:19:49 GMT -5 midjd said:

"Women SF dates" is not really a representative subsection of the female population, as we've discussed on the other thread. Nor is "Women Dark dates" or "Women WWBG dates" or "Women Bob Ross dates." Because we all have a "type", and most of the people we date tend to have similar personality traits.

Hey now. I don't date anymore. Happily married thankyouverymuch.

But back when I did date, boy were they crazy.

[Taxman10]

I got laid this morning...GOOD JOB TAXMAN!!

[imawino]

May 10, 2012 15:16:56 GMT -5 Firebird said:

Yuh huh. Let me know when we go back to talking about Carl's life.

How many more posts does anyone need bashing Carl's wife, or talking about her student loans or raging that what she did was not okay or debating the level of deceit and manipulation? Carl piped in to say "thanks for the laugh" and I don't think there's much more to say on it until or unless he has an update.

[Miss Tequila]

May 10, 2012 15:16:56 GMT -5 Firebird said:

Yuh huh. Let me know when we go back to talking about Carl's life.

Seriously? You don't think you might have beat that horse to death already?

[Deleted]

May 10, 2012 15:18:45 GMT -5 Taxman10 said:

I got laid this morning...GOOD JOB TAXMAN!!

Was it the right or the left?

[Miss Tequila]

Bis, get outta my head!lol

[TD2K]

May 10, 2012 14:33:24 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

May 10, 2012 14:28:00 GMT -5 Works4me said:

Archie - and second daughter was born when?

6.5 months ago.

That's the reason. The average American family has:

According to the 2000 Census, the average US family size was 3.14 people.
The average number of children per all families was only .90 child.
The average number of children in families with children was 1.86 children.

wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_children_are_in_the_average_American_family

It's like autumn, your body is shutting down for the winter of your life. It will likely drop off totally soon.

[quotequeen]

I blame WWBG. He should really start his own threads for us to bash his choices.

[Deleted]

LMAO TD! Poor Archie.

[Deleted]

May 10, 2012 15:20:46 GMT -5 quotequeen said:

I blame WWBG. He should really start his own threads for us to bash his choices.

I don't think that's what Firebird objects to.

It's probably those darn EErs.

;D

[NancysSummerSip]

The average number of children in families with children was 1.86 children.

Say what? Oh, never mind...gubmintspeak.

It will likely drop off totally soon

Oh, good...no more reacharounds. ;D

[Firebird]

Seriously? You don't think you might have beat that horse to death already?

Are you kidding? We've been beating the Doxie horse for more than a year and I've still got plenty of energy to spare on her. I haven't gone anywhere near my cawiau limit yet.

And I don't object to off-topic postings, just off-color ones. Some of us read at work, you know. It's annoying to sift through pages of posts about clit rings and 2G1C waiting for a legitimate topic to re-emerge.

[Miss Tequila]

May 10, 2012 15:23:42 GMT -5 Firebird said:

Seriously? You don't think you might have beat that horse to death already?

Are you kidding? We've been beating the Doxie horse for more than a year and I've still got plenty of energy to spare on her. I haven't gone anywhere near my cawiau limit yet.

And I don't object to off-topic postings, just off-color ones. Some of us read at work, you know.

LOL...it's not like there are pictures...wait, taxi didn't post pictures did he???

[NancysSummerSip]

Some of us read at work, you know.

And try tp keep the giggles and snorts to a minimum. It's not working today. ;D

[Taxman10]

The fact that this is a new sub-board does not exempt it from the requirement that everything needs to be pg-13 on this forum.

You know better.

The next one earns you a break from the board.

-- The mOd of YM

[973beachbum]

May 10, 2012 15:23:00 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

The average number of children in families with children was 1.86 children.

Say what? Oh, never mind...gubmintspeak.

It will likely drop off totally soon

Oh, good...no more reacharounds. ;D

What does this even mean? The average number of children in families without children is zero isn't it?

[Taxman10]

May 10, 2012 15:24:52 GMT -5 Miss Tequila said:

May 10, 2012 15:23:42 GMT -5 Firebird said:

Seriously? You don't think you might have beat that horse to death already?

Are you kidding? We've been beating the Doxie horse for more than a year and I've still got plenty of energy to spare on her. I haven't gone anywhere near my cawiau limit yet.

And I don't object to off-topic postings, just off-color ones. Some of us read at work, you know.

LOL...it's not like there are pictures...wait, taxi didn't post pictures did he???

you want me to post some pictures?? naked people or OTYM'ers who think they are hot, but really aren't??

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ETA: That was for Taxman a couple of posts back. Eh, I probably should've chosen another emoticon.

[Miss Tequila]

May 10, 2012 15:27:42 GMT -5 Taxman10 said:

May 10, 2012 15:24:52 GMT -5 Miss Tequila said:

LOL...it's not like there are pictures...wait, taxi didn't post pictures did he???

you want me to post some pictures?? naked people or OTYM'ers who think they are hot, but really aren't??

Go for both...