Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:14:09 GMT -5
I have been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of posters asking me for advice that I have decided to set up this FREE online counselling service..
Please not all disclosures will be kept in strictest confidence.
Peace.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:16:21 GMT -5
Please, not all disclosures will be kept in strictest confidence. At least you are honest. |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:16:31 GMT -5
Where do I start?  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:16:33 GMT -5
No rush....take your time. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:17:12 GMT -5
I'll bite! Dear Tosh, Please advise what I should have for lunch. Thanks a bunch! Hungrily waiting your reply, beerwench  |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:18:18 GMT -5
When my man passes gas in front of me, does that mean he doesn't love me anymore or he's just comfortable with me?  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:18:28 GMT -5
At the beginning will do FF.
Ignore Archie, he is an ex-patient and a rather disgruntled one, may I add.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:20:52 GMT -5
Forget lunch, leave your husband .
Next ?
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:22:18 GMT -5
Forget lunch, leave your husband . Next ?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:22:19 GMT -5
My ex-therapist touched me in my special places. What should I do?
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:23:04 GMT -5
Should I dye my hair black and go Goth?  |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:23:30 GMT -5
My ex-therapist touched me in my special places. What should I do? Male or female? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:23:56 GMT -5
Uh......one thing........when you say "leave your husband" I need to ask, where? Also, should I go old school and buy a bag of lye and a shovel or should I employ more modern means and get a wood chipper of some sort? Thanks again! Feloniously yours, beerwench |
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:24:53 GMT -5
Hitler used gas, if he asks you into the shower....run for our life.
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:27:13 GMT -5
We had sex once, it didn't work out, get over it.
Next.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Nov 10, 2011 11:29:55 GMT -5
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:31:00 GMT -5
On top of your previous husband.  |
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:32:57 GMT -5
Go where ?
...and don't call me Goth, it is Toth, if you have a lithp.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:35:55 GMT -5
Dear Tosh, My therapist is suggesting that I return to a certain country so that I can achieve closure in my current relationship. However, doing so could seriously jeoapardize my freedom. In the immortal words of The Clash.....do I stay or do I go now? Thank you for your time and attention to this matter! Counting down the Statute of Limitations, beerwench |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:37:29 GMT -5
Go where ? ...and don't call me Goth, it is Toth, if you have a lithp. What therapist makes fun of a woman with a lithp?  |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5
We had sex once, it didn't work out, get over it. Next.  Toth! |
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Nov 10, 2011 11:43:35 GMT -5
Dear Toth:
I have thith itth that won't theem to go away. What can I do to thop the itth?
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:43:55 GMT -5
A thick one.  |
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:48:24 GMT -5
My advice is to wait until the Circus comes back to your town, I assume you are very small or have a beard.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:50:44 GMT -5
Both, actually! Mom says I'm "handsome". ;D
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 11:51:33 GMT -5
Dear Toth:
You are in the wrong clinic, its the 3rd door on the left, the one next to the condom machine.
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 12:01:48 GMT -5
In the profession this is known as a Freudian slip.
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Post by jemima on Nov 10, 2011 12:05:06 GMT -5
Is this a 'get help' thread?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 12:07:04 GMT -5
Sure! Come in and tell Tosh about your mother.....  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 12:12:46 GMT -5
lolol, I haven't used that signature for years, how would you know about it ?
eh ?
Jemima.....have we met in the past on MSN ?
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Toth!
