Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Nov 11, 2011 11:36:53 GMT -5
Dear Toah:
Do Scottish people drink Irish whiskey?
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mmhmm
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 11, 2011 11:38:16 GMT -5
Nonsense , Breakfast at Toshanny's is far from nasty. If it consists of smelly cigarettes and bitter coffee, it's far too close to nasty for my tastes! |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 11:50:17 GMT -5
We drink eveything but water.  |
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Forever Sunshine
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Nov 11, 2011 11:51:53 GMT -5
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 11:52:07 GMT -5
You sound like my dear wife and children....  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 12:51:04 GMT -5
Most of the relationship problems I deal with are caused by the emancipation of women in society, both sexes seem to be having difficulty in coming to terms with equal freedom in a partnership.
My formula goes like this, each partner gets 20 % personal freedom and they share the 60% balance. If one partner needs more than 20% for a short period then it must be repaid within one calender year.
ok, that's modern marriage sorted out.....what next ?
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Post by jemima on Nov 11, 2011 16:16:19 GMT -5
Try Bob the Builder.  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 16:59:11 GMT -5
Ignore this unqualified person's advice, it takes years of training.
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Post by MittenKitten on Nov 12, 2011 0:13:33 GMT -5
Most of the relationship problems I deal with are caused by the emancipation of women in society, both sexes seem to be having difficulty in coming to terms with equal freedom in a partnership. My formula goes like this, each partner gets 20 % personal freedom and they share the 60% balance. If one partner needs more than 20% for a short period then it must be repaid within one calender year. ok, that's modern marriage sorted out.....what next ? hmmm so the final line I read modern migraine.... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 0:46:51 GMT -5
Most of the relationship problems I deal with are caused by the emancipation of women in society, both sexes seem to be having difficulty in coming to terms with equal freedom in a partnership. My formula goes like this, each partner gets 20 % personal freedom and they share the 60% balance. If one partner needs more than 20% for a short period then it must be repaid within one calender year. ok, that's modern marriage sorted out.....what next ? I disagree, most of the problems I see are as a result of the empowerment of women and mens lack of footing as to their role. ;DJust sayin |
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Post by MittenKitten on Nov 12, 2011 0:51:17 GMT -5
So if women had the power to begin with.....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 1:00:22 GMT -5
So if women had the power to begin with..... Then all would be good. |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 12, 2011 1:01:20 GMT -5
Good Night Tosh!  |
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 12, 2011 1:06:13 GMT -5
Ignore this unqualified person's advice, it takes years of training. Actually, it just takes about 10 minutes of casting stuff at the ceiling to see what sticks. Then, you'll need another half-hour to wash off what didn't stick. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 1:19:17 GMT -5
Ignore this unqualified person's advice, it takes years of training. Actually, it just takes about 10 minutes of casting stuff at the ceiling to see what sticks. Then, you'll need another half-hour to wash off what didn't stick. ;D ;D |
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cranberry49
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Post by cranberry49 on Nov 12, 2011 3:31:04 GMT -5
Dear Tosh,
My husband always wants sex. I always want pizza. Any suggestions (other than eat pizza while having sex) would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
pepperoni
P.S should I file for divorce if he (my husband) continues on with this crazy lust-filled abnormality of his?!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 7:04:50 GMT -5
Tosh. The jack-of-all-trades, you are.  |
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Post by roygrip on Nov 12, 2011 9:20:38 GMT -5
Dear Tosh, My husband always wants sex. I always want pizza. Any suggestions (other than eat pizza while having sex) would be greatly appreciated. Sincerely, pepperoni P.S should I file for divorce if he (my husband) continues on with this crazy lust-filled abnormality of his?! Use the pepperoni on him.........JUST SAYIN" |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 9:34:56 GMT -5
But, pepperoni is so spicy and greasy, right. ;D |
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he he he heeeee!
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Post by roygrip on Nov 12, 2011 10:13:58 GMT -5
But, pepperoni is so spicy and greasy, right. ;D LOL, never know might just be his "ticket"  |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 12, 2011 12:31:49 GMT -5
I assume your husband always wants sex with other women because you are too busy stuffing your face with pizza.
You have no grounds for a divorce, sex is not abnormal, go get another pizza.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 14:37:11 GMT -5
Dear Tosh, My husband always wants sex. I always want pizza. Any suggestions (other than eat pizza while having sex) would be greatly appreciated. Sincerely, pepperoni P.S should I file for divorce if he (my husband) continues on with this crazy lust-filled abnormality of his?! Damn pizza! Put the pizza down, get help for this sick addiction. |
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cranberry49
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Post by cranberry49 on Nov 12, 2011 14:41:44 GMT -5
LMAO @ the responses! My husband is the sick one! Sick I say! ;D  |
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Post by probardreject on Nov 13, 2011 14:40:43 GMT -5
Dear Tosh What is your problem with posters who are more astute, and cleverer than you. Why do you pretend to be intellectual, when all you do is google or wiki, then put your own spin on things, and make out it is your own? Is it conceit, pretentious,or just plain snobbery??  |
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Post by weltschmerz on Nov 13, 2011 15:26:12 GMT -5
Is it conceit, pretentious,or just plain snobbery??
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You can't use nouns and adjectives like that, all mixed up in the same sentence. You should have Googled before posting.
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Post by probardreject on Nov 13, 2011 15:43:31 GMT -5
You can't use nouns and adjectives like that//// ?? I just did coz i am an humbl peasant! |
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Post by probardreject on Nov 13, 2011 15:46:14 GMT -5
Message deleted by mmhmm. Personal insult. Ummm, no. Not here.
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 13, 2011 16:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by probardreject on Nov 13, 2011 17:22:13 GMT -5
 dear Tosh. Do you know of any forums (not proboards) that are not censored or run by control freaks? 
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Post by moon/Laura on Nov 13, 2011 17:39:33 GMT -5
reject.. have you read the Proboards Terms of Service?? not ours - though our CoC is important too - but our hosts's rules? NO? i thought not.
you want a place to act like a troll that isn't censored, go to Aimoo.com and create a board there under the adult section. then you can act like that ALL YOU WANT.
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