Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 16:20:03 GMT -5
This not a an accessory party, it is a clinic for people who seek advice.
I feel like a failure.
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 16:21:58 GMT -5
This not a an accessory party, it is a clinic for people who seek advice. I feel like a failure. You didn't fail. Anytime women are talking about fashion or shoes, they are happy.
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 10, 2011 16:22:47 GMT -5
Time to get out of here. This long azz therapy session has worn me out. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 16:42:36 GMT -5
This not a an accessory party, it is a clinic for people who seek advice. I feel like a failure. Go buy some new shoes, you'll feel better.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 10, 2011 16:52:41 GMT -5
Accesory syndrome is universal in women, this suggests a genetic trait with some evolutionary advantage.
It is under mate attraction and status seeking.
I am immune.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 17:26:00 GMT -5
Accesory syndrome is universal in women, this suggests a genetic trait with some evolutionary advantage. It is under mate attraction and status seeking. I am immune. nah, its just because they are pretty. No man is immune.
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Post by Cj on Nov 10, 2011 21:07:04 GMT -5
This not a an accessory party, it is a clinic for people who seek advice. I feel like a failure. B r e a t h e Butterflies in..... Bees out.
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he he he heeeee!
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Post by roygrip on Nov 11, 2011 7:38:13 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 8:20:32 GMT -5
LOL! I've never heard that one before!
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Nov 11, 2011 8:38:44 GMT -5
Just the boots
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If we forget we are One Nation Under God, then we are a Nation gone under. Ronald Reagan
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Post by gavinsnana on Nov 11, 2011 8:44:52 GMT -5
I have been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of posters asking me for advice that I have decided to set up this FREE online counselling service.. Please not all disclosures will be kept in strictest confidence. Peace. LOL.. Tosh, you are a hoot!
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 11, 2011 9:08:34 GMT -5
Tosh, dearest, whatever shall I have for brekky? I'm tired of big British and bigger American. Something light, perhaps, with a touch of that "Breakfast at Tiffany's" feel?
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Post by MittenKitten on Nov 11, 2011 9:34:51 GMT -5
Tosh: How do I get my cat to quit "helping" me at my computer?
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 9:47:51 GMT -5
No, it is because I am Scottish and everybody loves the Scots because we wear kilts with nothing on underneath. Its all in the mind.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 9:49:44 GMT -5
It was a spelling mistake or a Freudian slip.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 9:51:04 GMT -5
Marlboro Lights and coffee.
Next.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 9:52:29 GMT -5
I believe Miss Golightly smoked Lucky Strikes.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 9:54:04 GMT -5
I am not an animal psychologist, try whispering to it.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 10:01:17 GMT -5
Please do not mention bees to me, I have a phobia.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 10:02:22 GMT -5
Who ?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 10:09:08 GMT -5
I take it you've never seen Breakfast at Tiffany's, then?
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 10:12:38 GMT -5
oops....ok.....gotcha. ;D I must be slipping.
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 11, 2011 10:19:38 GMT -5
Marlboro Lights and coffee. Next. Eeeewww! Nasty!
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 10:40:03 GMT -5
Nonsense , Breakfast at Toshanny's is far from nasty.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 10:42:21 GMT -5
A nosh of Tosh will keep you satisfied until well after lunch. ;D
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 10:58:17 GMT -5
Please, respect my calling, think of me as your priest or Doctor.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 11:09:46 GMT -5
On second thoughts, do not think of me as your priest.
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 11:21:42 GMT -5
Some chap called Rick Perry from Texas has contacted me about memory loss, I recommended an energy drink.
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Post by Colleenz on Nov 11, 2011 11:27:19 GMT -5
Dear Tosh:
EE is boring today. Can you fix it?
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 11, 2011 11:34:30 GMT -5
Dear Tosh:
Even I have my limitations, after all I am not God. ;D
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