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Post by darla44 on Sept 16, 2011 10:51:45 GMT -5
Everyone is welcome to come in here and post either a joke, a funny picture, or story. We all need laughter in our days, so I'm hoping it can be a diversion for us from all the seriousness going on in the world. Even if you only get a chuckle out of it, at least it helps to boost the spirits. Does someone want to start us off?  |
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Post by sparkle on Sept 16, 2011 19:54:04 GMT -5
[quotesparkle, I your pup! <karma> for that. I don't know if you have ventured over to the Everything Else forum, but there is an existing Jokes thread already. feel free to check it out. I totally agree that laughter is a necessity, it keeps us young! notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fun&action=display&thread=1302 ][/quot Why thank you Chiver! We had a little thread going on the Depression board that was closed. So Darla started this one at my request. I will check out the thread you mentioned. ;D |
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Post by sparkle on Sept 16, 2011 20:43:54 GMT -5
How many times have you seen this look on peoples faces? Can I slap or I mean wipe that smirk off your face!  LOL!  |
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Post by darla44 on Sept 17, 2011 11:00:53 GMT -5
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Post by darla44 on Sept 17, 2011 14:46:31 GMT -5
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Post by darla44 on Sept 17, 2011 14:53:36 GMT -5
I did it - finally got my picture in here!! ;D Sorry for the size, I'll try and figure out how to reduce the size.
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 17, 2011 23:45:42 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 17, 2011 23:52:01 GMT -5
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Post by darla44 on Sept 18, 2011 8:12:39 GMT -5
Thanks tmr!!  |
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Post by weezybear on Sept 18, 2011 9:14:51 GMT -5
Women who think about remarring should throw some underwear on the floor and shove all the blankets to the other side of the bed instead. MAXINE
The upside of being a vampire would be the whole can't-see-yourself-in-the-mirror thing....MAXINE
The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over the roast pan. Similarliy the best way to prepare for the relatives is to pitch a tent in the back yard and stay there until there gone. MAXINE
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 12:48:15 GMT -5
Oh gosh.. Weez, too funny!  Good job, Darla.. Good job!  |
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Post by darla44 on Sept 18, 2011 13:20:37 GMT -5
Weezy, those are good ones! ;D Thanks Heart! |
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Post by weezybear on Sept 19, 2011 9:05:48 GMT -5
My wie sat down next tome as I was flipping channels.
She asked "Whats on TV?"
I said "Dust"
And then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomming anniversary.
She said "I want something shiny that goes from 0-150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
and then the fight started.
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Post by darla44 on Sept 19, 2011 9:32:43 GMT -5
 Good Weezy!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 9:44:43 GMT -5
Oh gosh.. Laughing out loud!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 21:10:09 GMT -5
Doctor Needs Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2011 21:19:32 GMT -5
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
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Post by toomuchreality on Sept 19, 2011 22:29:35 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D tee - hee - hee... ROFL  I enjoyed the jokes weezy and heart- You all are too funny today!  Thanks for the laughs and smiles. You brightened my day!  -tmr   Heart, you are whacked!   LOL |
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Post by weezybear on Sept 20, 2011 11:46:07 GMT -5
Truths that Children Have Learned
1- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats
2- When your Mom is mad, ask your Dad don't let her brush your hair.
3- don't sneexe when someone's cutting your hair.
4- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the 2nd person.
5- You can't trust Dogs to watch your food.
6- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
7- Don't wer polka dot underwear under white shorts.
8- THE BEST PLACE to be when your sad is Grandma's Lap.
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Post by weezybear on Sept 21, 2011 12:19:40 GMT -5
Saturday morning I got up early, quickly dressed, made my lunch and slipped quietly into the garge. I hooked up the boat to the van and proceeded to back out into the torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house quietly, undresses, and slipped back into bed...I cuddled up to my wife's back now with a anticipation, and wisperd,"the weather out ther is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied "And can you belive my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started.
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your pup! <karma> for that. 
