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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 29, 2023 4:56:42 GMT -5
So is my car, probably! Although my current car is much newer than the car I drove for 30+ years, a few years back. LOL I like not having a car payment. If I did have one, I'd probably be living in it. I can't afford both rent and a car payment. Not even a small one.
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Post by Opti on Aug 4, 2023 2:51:18 GMT -5
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Post by Opti on Aug 5, 2023 13:12:17 GMT -5
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Post by Opti on Aug 5, 2023 13:12:53 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 7, 2023 11:25:16 GMT -5
May have posted this before but turned up on FFB this morning.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 8, 2023 7:51:25 GMT -5
Misunderstanding due to old age.
An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says, “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”
The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep. Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.
Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says, “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 8, 2023 15:17:36 GMT -5
Took me getting on PC to catch it! iPad and old eyes and all that Jazz!
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Post by Opti on Aug 10, 2023 5:56:59 GMT -5
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Post by Opti on Aug 10, 2023 5:58:38 GMT -5
Interesting take on tanning.
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 15, 2023 6:13:54 GMT -5
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper 😁 Credit - original owner
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 15, 2023 19:16:37 GMT -5
We need a bad jokes thread because the below is one of them.
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 15, 2023 22:43:22 GMT -5
Bwahahaha 🤣 That was so bad! Yet, I was very amused. 😄
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 18, 2023 10:10:41 GMT -5
A fleeing warrior is lost in the desert and he’s in desperate need of water.
Suddenly he sees what he thinks is a bar far off in the distance.
Hoping he might find water there, he hurries towards the bar only to find a little old man selling ties.
The warrior asks, “Do you have any water?“
The old man replies, “No I don’t have any water. Would you like to buy a tie? They’re only $5.“
The warrior is irritated by his response and says, “No! I don’t need an overpriced tie right now.
I need water!
Do you realize I’m armed? I could kill you. However, I must find water first.“
“Alright,” says the old man, “It doesn’t matter to me that you don’t want to buy a tie and that you don’t like me.
I will show you that I’m a bigger person.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant, owned by my brother.
It will have all the ice-cold water you need. God be with you“.
Muttering, the warrior staggers off over the hill.
Several hours later he staggers back, almost dead.
“Your brother won’t let me in without a tie.“
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Post by toomuchreality on Aug 27, 2023 18:26:19 GMT -5
OMG. LOL Welcome to Tennesseer's world! 😉 Ha! I was looking for a much deeper meaning, so it took me a minute. Then I chuckled. Don't know if I was laughing at myself, or the joke. Probably a little of each. 😁
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