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Post by tigerpause on Jul 6, 2023 0:46:36 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 6, 2023 6:11:03 GMT -5
When my kids were little, I took them to an BBQ that went this way. I only knew the person who invited me, not the hosts. The next door neighbor's yard was on fire with flames taller than me, against his house (he was a firefighter), when I took my girls and left. Too many drunk (& high?) people there, that didn't know when to stop, or call the fire dept. (Before cell phones) I never did hear the outcome. Couldn't have been good.
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Post by Opti on Jul 6, 2023 6:14:29 GMT -5
I wonder if their auto insurance paid or not. Adult supervision from afar is not supervision at all when it comes to fireworks.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 6, 2023 9:08:35 GMT -5
At first I thought it was a typical drive-by shooting which happens almost daily here in Memphis and across the country. Then I saw the mass fireworks fire mess by the vehicle. Some idiot here in Memphis on July 4th did the same thing but in his case, he did it on his apartment balcony. Destroyed four plus apartment units leaving a number of innocent people homeless and zero saved belongings.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 6, 2023 17:18:25 GMT -5
At first I thought it was a typical drive-by shooting which happens almost daily here in Memphis and across the country. Then I saw the mass fireworks fire mess by the vehicle. Some idiot here in Memphis on July 4th did the same thing but in his case, he did it on his apartment balcony. Destroyed four plus apartment units leaving a number of innocent people homeless and zero saved belongings. Holy Moly! I'd be SO upset! ETA: How did that even begin to sound like a good idea? I have to wonder. <smack my head!>
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Post by Opti on Jul 6, 2023 17:37:05 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 6, 2023 18:22:58 GMT -5
Wow. Just wow. I feel really bad for the firefighter who has burned. I guess because my dad, uncle and g-father were firefighters. As well as some other relatives. And because I've suffered from severe burns to my hands in the past and still have nerve damage. Doesn't seem like common sense was used, at all!
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Post by Opti on Jul 9, 2023 14:36:52 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 11, 2023 21:36:27 GMT -5
I did this once, in a pair of moccasins. YUCK! It was horrible! But not as horrible as letting it get away. <shudder>
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 15, 2023 9:16:57 GMT -5
Last night I ordered wine with dinner & the waiter asked for my ID.
I replied do I look that young?
He said "No. I was just checking to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount." 😑
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 18, 2023 8:00:32 GMT -5
I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning.
When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground.
Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade.
In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally which amused and delighted me.
And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an “epiphany,” a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear.
Yes, hunched over that ant on my hand and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do.
Quit drinking before noon!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 19, 2023 10:20:02 GMT -5
Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club.
One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek.
The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.
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PG-13
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 27, 2023 20:07:40 GMT -5
PG-13 Not touching this one! 😳
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 27, 2023 20:45:07 GMT -5
PG-13 Not touching this one! 😳 A wee (pun intended) bit bawdy.
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Post by Opti on Jul 28, 2023 19:39:58 GMT -5
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