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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 20, 2022 10:29:15 GMT -5
We can hunt him down if you have some free time! I will make time! Do you have space in your backyard, or your freezer? 🤣 It's so friggin' hot here I'll cool down quicker if cut into chunks. Hurry-this heat is getting old.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 20, 2022 14:27:50 GMT -5
I will make time! Do you have space in your backyard, or your freezer? 🤣 It's so friggin' hot here I'll cool down quicker if cut into chunks. Hurry-this heat is getting old. Sorry but it’s to damn hot here so I won’t be chopping up bodies. That is an outside job. You will just have to suffer like the rest of us.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 20, 2022 14:35:03 GMT -5
I know nothing! 😁😁😁
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 20, 2022 14:45:22 GMT -5
Sgt Schultz. See nothing and know nothing.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 20, 2022 15:09:24 GMT -5
Sgt Schultz. See nothing and know nothing. Exactly!
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Post by tigerpause on Jul 21, 2022 1:47:28 GMT -5
Just saw this. Check out the door handle of this car in Austrailia. Gives a new meaning to "Door Dash" ...
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Post by gambler on Jul 25, 2022 11:33:23 GMT -5
Little Johnny ( to pastor ):
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." Pastor: "Well thank you, but why ?" Johnny: "Because my daddy said you're one of the poorest pastors we've ever had."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 25, 2022 12:36:47 GMT -5
Little Johnny ( to pastor ): "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." Pastor: "Well thank you, but why ?" Johnny: "Because my daddy said you're one of the poorest pastors we've ever had." I love Little Johnny.
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Post by gambler on Jul 25, 2022 19:49:37 GMT -5
On a Bus
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say." The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper. A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften: "How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 25, 2022 20:55:27 GMT -5
On a Bus On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say." The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper. A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften: "How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it." Didn’t see that coming.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 25, 2022 21:36:17 GMT -5
Me either! Hahaha 🤣
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 26, 2022 17:35:54 GMT -5
Oh man. That would truly SUCK! LOL (for him.)
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Post by gambler on Jul 27, 2022 10:32:52 GMT -5
An Irish man went to confession at his Catholic
Church.
‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month’.
The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s then put $5 in the collection tray’.
Soon after, another man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’
This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’
‘A new woman in the neighborhood’, the sinner replied.
‘Very well,’ sighed the priest, ‘Go and say 10 Hail Mary’s then put $25 in the collection tray’.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman entered the Church. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was emerald-green, very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just the reflection from her shoes’.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jul 27, 2022 10:53:40 GMT -5
An Irish man went to confession at his Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month’. The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s then put $5 in the collection tray’. Soon after, another man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’ This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’ ‘A new woman in the neighborhood’, the sinner replied. ‘Very well,’ sighed the priest, ‘Go and say 10 Hail Mary’s then put $25 in the collection tray’. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman entered the Church. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was emerald-green, very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’ The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just the reflection from her shoes’. And here I thought the priest was going to take the penance money in the collection tray to pay Fanny Green for sex.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 27, 2022 11:10:56 GMT -5
An Irish man went to confession at his Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month’. The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s then put $5 in the collection tray’. Soon after, another man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’ This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’ ‘A new woman in the neighborhood’, the sinner replied. ‘Very well,’ sighed the priest, ‘Go and say 10 Hail Mary’s then put $25 in the collection tray’. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman entered the Church. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was emerald-green, very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’ The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just the reflection from her shoes’.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jul 27, 2022 20:29:10 GMT -5
An Irish man went to confession at his Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month’. The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s then put $5 in the collection tray’. Soon after, another man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’ This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’ ‘A new woman in the neighborhood’, the sinner replied. ‘Very well,’ sighed the priest, ‘Go and say 10 Hail Mary’s then put $25 in the collection tray’. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman entered the Church. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was emerald-green, very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’ The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just the reflection from her shoes’. OMG, I can't believe how long it took me, to figure this out! 🤭
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 29, 2022 11:05:35 GMT -5
OK, I admit up front that it's a groaner!!
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jul 29, 2022 11:46:30 GMT -5
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jul 29, 2022 12:45:26 GMT -5
Better tell the board police or you’re stuck with me. Moon is an old personal friend of mine, but I enjoy your posts too much to have been serious. Keep up the good work.
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Post by billisonboard on Jul 29, 2022 12:48:34 GMT -5
Better tell the board police or you’re stuck with me. Moon is an old personal friend of mine, but I enjoy your posts too much to have been serious. Keep up the good work. Might want to change that from "old" to "long time".
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jul 29, 2022 12:52:27 GMT -5
She's not that sensitive.
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