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Post by tigerpause on Dec 8, 2016 17:58:32 GMT -5
I just got a good deal on close-up glasses. They had them at eye-popping prices.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 23:58:41 GMT -5
Q: Do you know why Santa is so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 10, 2016 8:04:30 GMT -5
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 12, 2016 13:11:31 GMT -5
Funny and serious at the same time.
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 15, 2016 23:37:30 GMT -5
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 17, 2016 14:23:11 GMT -5
Police chase in Canada
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 22:31:32 GMT -5
Flat Earth Society member to a reporter: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 18, 2016 17:55:00 GMT -5
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 20, 2016 16:29:57 GMT -5
That's because we only have three guys to shovel it all
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 20, 2016 16:42:17 GMT -5
That's because we only have three guys to shovel it all Your snow shovel video is what I like about multicultural societies/countries: they bring their arts to their new country and adapt them to their surroundings and have fun with it. Sikh dancers with snow shovels. I like.
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 20, 2016 16:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 20, 2016 23:47:00 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 21, 2016 17:09:34 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 21, 2016 17:11:06 GMT -5
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 22, 2016 0:16:22 GMT -5
A bored cat walks into a bar.
Bartender:"what'll you have?"
Cat: "Shot of rum."
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: "Another."
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 22, 2016 18:03:02 GMT -5
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 22, 2016 18:07:47 GMT -5
On that same note,.....
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 22, 2016 18:59:15 GMT -5
Did you hear about the blonde who gave up waterskiing?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 31, 2016 23:55:34 GMT -5
The beginning of 2016 The end of 2016
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