federal money for lesbian farmers?

[swamp]

www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/

[Ombud]

Rush Limbaugh

[swamp]

Exactly. WTF is he talking about?

[zibazinski]

Anyone being a farmer is okay in my book. As long as it isn't me.

[mmhmm]

The sad thing about this is the appalling number of people who will believe this to be the truth.

[Chocolate Lover]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

I think Rush needs to lay off the prescription pain meds for awhile.

::Countdown to PBP posting on the politics board begins!:: 

[Green Eyed Lady]

Haven't farmers been given federal subsidies since...the beginning of farming and federal subsidies? Is there a box on the application asking for sexual preference?

[hoops902]

As someone who lives in Iowa where this summit took place, I can confirm that we are overrun with lesbian farmers. It's nothing but tractors and women kissing as far as the eye can see...what a great day to be an Iowan!

[GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl]

Think what a wonderful world this could be if we could focus this energy and attention to some real problems??!!  

[Tennesseer]

In one of the stations in the district I once worked in, an employee said another employee (as reported to HR), "This station has a nest of lesbians working here."

[Opti]

Aug 24, 2016 11:16:59 GMT -5 Green Eyed Lady said:

Haven't farmers been given federal subsidies since...the beginning of farming and federal subsidies? Is there a box on the application asking for sexual preference?

Probably not. I think Rush just assumed it was a big money giveaway instead of a summit discussing what programs are available(to everyone) and some discrimination stuff.

[Tennesseer]

Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet

Barack Obama is nearing the finish line of a presidency filled with accomplishments ranging from death panels to FEMA camps to the importation of Sharia law. Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector. The Department of Agriculture has cleverly designed this scheme as an innocuous outreach summit to LGBT Americans living in rural areas. But Rush Limbaugh has exposed the administration’s true intentions, which are nothing less than a full-scale assault on the last bastion of red-state America.

Here’s how it works. “Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individualist types,” explains Limbaugh. (Farmers are “self-reliant” because, even though their sector is technically the recipient of heavy federal subsidies, they are overwhelmingly white.) Obama has a plan to attack them:

They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America … So here comes the Obama Regime with a bunch of federal money and they’re waving it around, and all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they’ll set you up … apparently enough money it make it happen, and the objective here is to attack rural states.

I mean, it’s pretty obvious that once Obama locks up the farmers in FEMA camps, he’s going to need to repopulate the farms with political loyalists, or else the cities will have food shortages. That’s where the lesbians come in. By the time Hillary Clinton is running for her fourth term, red America will have been completely liquidated, and she won’t even need Acorn to steal the election for her.

New York Magazine: Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet

[MJ2.0]

Aug 24, 2016 11:47:22 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

In one of the stations in the district I once worked in, an employee said another employee (as reported to HR), "This station has a nest of lesbians working here."

a nest of lesbians?  Like, they made an actual nest?

[Tennesseer]

Aug 24, 2016 11:55:03 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Aug 24, 2016 11:47:22 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

In one of the stations in the district I once worked in, an employee said another employee (as reported to HR), "This station has a nest of lesbians working here."

a nest of lesbians?  Like, they made an actual nest?

Sure! The lesbian women set up a home at the station to 'nest', to make it their own.

[MJ2.0]

Aug 24, 2016 11:58:53 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Aug 24, 2016 11:55:03 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

a nest of lesbians?  Like, they made an actual nest?

Sure! The lesbian women set up a home at the station to 'nest', to make it their own.

hmmmm... or maybe it was a nest made out of lesbians?

[Opti]

Aug 24, 2016 11:52:44 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet

Barack Obama is nearing the finish line of a presidency filled with accomplishments ranging from death panels to FEMA camps to the importation of Sharia law. Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector. The Department of Agriculture has cleverly designed this scheme as an innocuous outreach summit to LGBT Americans living in rural areas. But Rush Limbaugh has exposed the administration’s true intentions, which are nothing less than a full-scale assault on the last bastion of red-state America.

Here’s how it works. “Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individualist types,” explains Limbaugh. (Farmers are “self-reliant” because, even though their sector is technically the recipient of heavy federal subsidies, they are overwhelmingly white.) Obama has a plan to attack them:

They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America … So here comes the Obama Regime with a bunch of federal money and they’re waving it around, and all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they’ll set you up … apparently enough money it make it happen, and the objective here is to attack rural states.

I mean, it’s pretty obvious that once Obama locks up the farmers in FEMA camps, he’s going to need to repopulate the farms with political loyalists, or else the cities will have food shortages. That’s where the lesbians come in. By the time Hillary Clinton is running for her fourth term, red America will have been completely liquidated, and she won’t even need Acorn to steal the election for her.

New York Magazine: Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet

Crazy sells to those who are already afraid or maybe like worrying?

From the website, www.ascr.usda.gov/lgbt-rural-summit-series-and-ruralpride-campaign

In fact, according to the Williams Institute, "almost 10% of all same-sex couples in the country live in rural America" and these couples are actually more likely to be families of color and raising children. The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force also issued a report finding that these couples are more likely to be low-income and are almost twice as likely to receive public assistance. The transgender community is particularly vulnerable.

Obama is supposed to pull off the above in the next 5 months?

[Tennesseer]

Aug 24, 2016 12:00:06 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Aug 24, 2016 11:58:53 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Sure! The lesbian women set up a home at the station to 'nest', to make it their own.

hmmmm... or maybe it was a nest made out of lesbians?

The male employee sure didn't like all those lesbians working along side him and making the same wages him in a job that once was male only.

[obelisk]

Aug 24, 2016 12:07:55 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Aug 24, 2016 12:00:06 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

hmmmm... or maybe it was a nest made out of lesbians?

The male employee sure didn't like all those lesbians working along side him and making the same wages him in a job that once was male only.

That's because all the women rejected his prior advances at the site therefore the logical 'splenation is "the nest made out of lesbians"

[Tennesseer]

Aug 24, 2016 12:11:15 GMT -5 obelisk said:

Aug 24, 2016 12:07:55 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

The male employee sure didn't like all those lesbians working along side him and making the same wages him in a job that once was male only.

That's because all the women rejected his prior advances at the site therefore the logical 'splenation is "the nest made out of lesbians"

I will say I know/knew the guy. He was not what one would consider a 'hunk' by any stretch of the imagination. He was a big time gossip too.

[sesfw]

He was a big time gossip too.

Good grief ........ we have one of those where I work also.  And it's always been said that women are the biggest gossipers .... geesh  


If the ladies want to be farmers and have the land for their crops, they should get the same funding the men get for the same type of land and crops.  Don't know what sexual preferences have to do with it.

Haven't listened to Rush in a very long time.  Would rather listen to a classical music station

[Deleted]

So many of my ex step mothers turned out to be lesbians...

So said my father... All of them remarried men though... hmmm.

[milee]

Aug 24, 2016 12:30:27 GMT -5 oped said:

So many of my ex step mothers turned out to be lesbians...

So said my father... All of them remarried men though... hmmm.

Sounds like my friend's comments on how strange it is that so many of her doctor friends ended up marrying "crazy" women.  She said all these women seemed very normal, but when the doctors described them it was "she was crazy so I had to divorce her... and of course I don't want to pay alimony to a crazy person.  Heck, she should be paying me for putting up with her!  Things are much better now that I've found my true love, Brandi."  My friend was always amazed at how many otherwise smart doctors had somehow been duped into marrying these sneaky, secretly crazy women and that they only discovered the women were crazy when the women were starting to get wrinkles or had gained a few pounds... but it was great that the doctors were able to find love again with sane women who just happened to be much, much younger.  

[Phoenix84]

I thought all farmers got subsidies? What's the big deal?

[raeoflyte]

This is actually one of dh and I's goals. And since my mother has forbade/begged us to keep the farm in the family it seems likely to happen. And we were worried we wouldn't be able to find our people moving out to fly over country.

[MJ2.0]

Aug 24, 2016 12:46:55 GMT -5 milee said:

Aug 24, 2016 12:30:27 GMT -5 oped said:

So many of my ex step mothers turned out to be lesbians...

So said my father... All of them remarried men though... hmmm.

Sounds like my friend's comments on how strange it is that so many of her doctor friends ended up marrying "crazy" women.  She said all these women seemed very normal, but when the doctors described them it was "she was crazy so I had to divorce her... and of course I don't want to pay alimony to a crazy person.  Heck, she should be paying me for putting up with her!  Things are much better now that I've found my true love, Brandi."  My friend was always amazed at how many otherwise smart doctors had somehow been duped into marrying these sneaky, secretly crazy women and that they only discovered the women were crazy when the women were starting to get wrinkles or had gained a few pounds... but it was great that the doctors were able to find love again with sane women who just happened to be much, much younger.  

that is, until they start getting older or chubbier...

[naughtybear]

I hate hate it when men say that about a women just because a relationship didn't work out. These men and women need to  take a good hard look at themselves and their surroundings if they keep ending up with "crazy" women or "asshole" men. GRRRRR

[giramomma]

We have a lesbian couple that lives across the street from us.

I love how the peanut looks at this family.

One mom is nice. Two moms are THE BOMB.

For a good 3-4 months, she was on a kick where she wanted me to marry a woman after DH died. Then she goes on to tell me I should have married a woman in the first place.

[milee]

Aug 24, 2016 13:30:34 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Aug 24, 2016 12:46:55 GMT -5 milee said:

Sounds like my friend's comments on how strange it is that so many of her doctor friends ended up marrying "crazy" women.  She said all these women seemed very normal, but when the doctors described them it was "she was crazy so I had to divorce her... and of course I don't want to pay alimony to a crazy person.  Heck, she should be paying me for putting up with her!  Things are much better now that I've found my true love, Brandi."  My friend was always amazed at how many otherwise smart doctors had somehow been duped into marrying these sneaky, secretly crazy women and that they only discovered the women were crazy when the women were starting to get wrinkles or had gained a few pounds... but it was great that the doctors were able to find love again with sane women who just happened to be much, much younger.  

that is, until they start getting older or chubbier...

Well, yeah.  Because then they go "crazy."

I think Tina Fey summed this up very well.  Paraphrasing, but her take on it was that in Hollywood according to all the men that run and control everything, a woman that the male power brokers didn't want to sleep with but who had the audacity to continue to talk is considered "crazy" or a "bitch."  Women that are no longer "#^@%able" should have the decency to just go away and die quietly.  

[milee]

Aug 24, 2016 13:55:42 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Two moms are THE BOMB.

I know.  I would really love to have a stay at home wife.  At one point I told DH we should get a mail order bride.  I don't even care if he sleeps with her; I don't want to sleep with her, I just want someone else to do all the stuff that keeps the house running and liveable.