ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 16, 2016 21:16:02 GMT -5
WHO-HAAA!!  so I was at the water fountain in the kitchen at work, filling my xl-cup! when she walks in this short sexy azz I think Hispanic chick! what a body! pretty face! hair just past shoulders, of course wearing fitted body hugging clothes, with 1 inch platform heels I am checking out her form while I have my cup covering my face when drinking! I stop drinking and say good morning! you are looking good today! she was at the coffee machine in front of me. turns to her right looks me up, then down, and up again! I started laughing on the inside thinking oh shit! I've just been scanned! LOL she said good morning to you and I always look good!  I was thinking - OH! she got sass! then I am trying to get my come back and said do-lee noted! with a smile  STUPID!! I know now! LOL
then I said well I didn't know that being this is the first time I am seeing you. she said no problem - now you know next time you see me! as she finished up her coffee fix'ns and walked back past me. and I turned and watched her walk out! now I'm standing there thinking SAY something! but I'm left in awe - stuck! then seconds go by and I hear her clear her throat! she came back! I turn around! she said you were suppose to follow me out! Zaire! I'm sitting out here in the conference room! I was like WHAT! there's that sass and how does she know my name? (thinking this) Funny! I said I was going that way! to meet you! how do you know me? cause I most certainly would remember meeting someone as sexy as you! she extends her hand for a shake and said I'm hot&sexy! and I can clearly see your badge! I keep forgetting I wear my ID on my shirt!
we shake hands and I walk out with her. we talked for I think an hour! cause I left my desk around 8:30AM and got back around 9:30AM; or something like that! the conversation was sooo intense, she had me going bananas, the shit she was telling me! just activated my brain to keep up with her sass, and forwardness! I kept her smiling and laughing at times. yea hour past easy! when I said dang! I have to get back - my boss hates me - we'll chat later? she said of course! I'll be here! 
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ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 16, 2016 22:02:30 GMT -5
TMI. And she's not a chick. Oh OK good luck my friend.
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Post by lexxy703 on Mar 17, 2016 11:07:20 GMT -5
Careful Z you could be headed for a sexual harassment suit. I don't think that is appropriate for a work environment even if she is sassy. With that said I wish you the best of luck with your new friend. I hope it turns into a good healthy relationship.
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Post by greeniis10 on Mar 17, 2016 11:22:13 GMT -5
Good for you! And as long as you don't refer to her as a "chick" in person, you're fine. Enjoy and I wish you the best! You're going to keep us posted, right?  |
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 17, 2016 11:24:55 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after.
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Post by andi9899 on Mar 17, 2016 11:27:10 GMT -5
Not a good idea to date someone you work with. Trust me. Don't get laid where you get paid.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2016 11:39:39 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. Does that mean there are no females out there that are only after that one thing ? |
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 17, 2016 11:52:51 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. Does that mean there are no females out there that are only after that one thing ? Talk like that at work is stupid and shows no sense at all. |
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 17, 2016 11:54:43 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. Does that mean there are no females out there that are only after that one thing ? Smart females know where to go to just get laid and it isn't at work. |
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Post by andi9899 on Mar 17, 2016 12:04:25 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. Does that mean there are no females out there that are only after that one thing ? How YOU doin? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2016 12:05:22 GMT -5
Does that mean there are no females out there that are only after that one thing ? Smart females know where to go to just get laid and it isn't at work. I've been with my current DW since she was 14 years old (I was 16). The whole dating and meeting possible partners at work etc. seems very strange to me. I'll save the jokes for the jokes threads I guess. Wasn't trying to offend. |
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 17, 2016 12:06:42 GMT -5
Couldn't tell it was a joke, sorry.
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Post by weltschmerz on Mar 17, 2016 18:35:19 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. ^^^This^^^ SO this! Might as well have come out and said "Wanna fvck?"
Major, major, turnoff.
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Post by moon/Laura on Mar 17, 2016 21:43:18 GMT -5
Z, I say this with nothing but the best intentions... You ain't got a lick of sense, talking to a female co-worker that you don't know from Eve like that. Not only that, but the way you talk about women is disgusting. You say you want a relationship, but you act like they're nothing but a booty call! Objectification/sexualization big time. It's teen boy talk. You need to grow up in the relationship arena and start thinking about women as people first instead of f***toys. Sorry for the harsh words, and I'm truly not trying to hurt your feelings. But if you acted like that to me I'd run the other direction as fast as I could go. And that's saying something because I.don't.run.  |
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Mar 17, 2016 22:00:41 GMT -5
Someone call HR. Unless you work at a strip club, not one bit of that is appropriate.
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ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 0:45:08 GMT -5
this week spending time with hot&sexy has been a blast! she is so helpful with advise to get along with my boss. I have admitted to her the I know I am the problem with my boss she gives me guidance on how to get past my normal way of thinking. she's like Zaire you got to let that past shit go and show your boss some respect! I'm like WHAT! I had no idea!
we've been talking pretty much everyday! having fun, learning a lot from her, and kinda look forward to going to my dead-end job. well look forward to seeing her, anywayz, getting to see her smile!
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Post by moon/Laura on Mar 18, 2016 5:17:13 GMT -5
So, just gonna ignore all the stuff everyone said to you, huh, Z? You're thinking with the "little man" again. Or is it as usual...  |
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 18, 2016 6:05:39 GMT -5
Well, I hope it works out for you. Maybe things have changed.
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Post by haapai on Mar 18, 2016 8:22:25 GMT -5
I hope for your sake that this is an elaborate fantasy.
Nothing good comes from spending time with the hottie from work. I'd suggest updating your resume, saving your year-to-date paystubs, and glad-handling everyone that you know that might be able to hook you up with your next dead-end job.
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Post by swamp on Mar 18, 2016 8:32:15 GMT -5
this week spending time with hot&sexy has been a blast! she is so helpful with advise to get along with my boss. I have admitted to her the I know I am the problem with my boss she gives me guidance on how to get past my normal way of thinking. she's like Zaire you got to let that past shit go and show your boss some respect! I'm like WHAT! I had no idea!
we've been talking pretty much everyday! having fun, learning a lot from her, and kinda look forward to going to my dead-end job. well look forward to seeing her, anywayz, getting to see her smile!
Hot&sexy didn't need to tell you that. That's just common sense. |
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Post by mmhmm on Mar 18, 2016 12:51:08 GMT -5
Zaire, all jobs are dead-end jobs if you do nothing to make them otherwise. If you don't put effort into furthering your education, increasing your knowledge and capabilities, and seeking out learning opportunities that don't include "hot chicks" but do include enhancing your ability to offer more and better skills to the company for which you work, you guarantee yourself nothing more than dead-end jobs for life (provided you don't get fired from your dead-end job because you're playing instead of working). You're not at work to find "hot chicks". You're there to do an outstanding job and earn the money they pay you. The workplace is NOT the local bar and it isn't the local "meat market". Sounds to me like you need to focus on work instead of trying to include extracurricular activities in what should be your working hours.
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:00:26 GMT -5
I told my new friend some comments given here and we shared a good laugh she was like what is wrong with them!
then we did some reenactments OHHH HR HR - a man gave me a compliment! ok? no! you don't understand! he gave me a compliment on my appearance and not my work! ok? well that's wrong! ok? Zaire stop that and no compliments on her appearance!
OH! and when I said to her Hello - Good Morning and she turned and ran away!  This turned out to be a good funny Friday!
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:14:38 GMT -5
So, just gonna ignore all the stuff everyone said to you, huh, Z? You're thinking with the "little man" again. Or is it as usual... Hello Moon I wasn't going to respond to the comments given with a post; but only with the 'thumbs up' option as I have done. I didn't start this thread to start arguments, provide difference of opinions, try to engage and keep members upset, etc. also most likely mods will reprimand me for my replies, as I respond to specific comments and let others do and say what they want in personal attacks. or at least that is what I am used to?
However I will engage - No Problem with me!
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:31:49 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. I went through the post looking for how you came up with your narrow mind of thinking I didn't say anything to turn anyone on or off to say good morning, hello, how are you, is a way of being polite to others. how can you take saying hello to trying to turn you or someone on is beyond me? when you get calls I guess you think people say hello to get a date and not as a greeting? 
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:32:58 GMT -5
Not a good idea to date someone you work with. Trust me. Don't get laid where you get paid. agreed |
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ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:38:55 GMT -5
Yup, neither of you should have been talking that way at work. Plus, let me tell you, a definite turn off is some guy complimenting my body or looks right off the bat. A nice smile, a good personality. But saying I'm HOT? I'm outa here. It not only shows me he's stupid to say out loud to someone he has just met what he's thinking but exactly what he's after. ^^^This^^^ SO this! Might as well have come out and said "Wanna fvck?"
Major, major, turnoff.
how does saying good morning you look good - turn to I want to have sex? in the work place.
HR HR!! a man said hello to me! I look good! and I find that offensive!
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ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 18, 2016 22:43:21 GMT -5
Someone call HR. Unless you work at a strip club, not one bit of that is appropriate. Sent from my SM-G920T using proboards and what is HR suppose to do? HR! A coworker said to me good morning I look good today! OK? Well he needs to be hired! I am not here for his sexual desires!
wait! sorry but that makes no since !!!
ok- ummm.....
so what is HR suppose to do? when saying good morning, or being polite?
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