tallguy
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Post by tallguy on Jun 11, 2015 9:33:09 GMT -5
I'd guess that is what she is TRYING to do!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jun 11, 2015 10:55:54 GMT -5
Idk, sounds kinda like Paul to me.... Well so far I've only had 2 "Ferraris". The rest were... there has to be something worse than a Honda. Hondas are reliable and get you from point A to point B safely, and they did NOT get me to point B - not even close! The Ferraris were quite effective.... transportation, while the others were like the Chinatown buses: you can take one at your own risk because half the time there will be some type of mechanical failure along the way . Those are "Yugo"! There was this car manufacturer in former Yugoslavia that was making cars that would always take you just about halfway wherever you wanted to go. They either neede more oil or coolant at halfway point. Chinatown buses are slower but they do the route! My cousin drew a picture of a Yugo once, dog peeing on it, I think it had been hit by a rocket or something. I wonder if that's still around....I found it once going through some stuff... lol
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 11, 2015 10:58:23 GMT -5
Please stop mentioning screwing - I am DYING over here!!!
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Jun 11, 2015 12:55:00 GMT -5
Post by Opti on Jun 11, 2015 12:55:00 GMT -5
Idk, sounds kinda like Paul to me.... Well so far I've only had 2 "Ferraris". The rest were... there has to be something worse than a Honda. Hondas are reliable and get you from point A to point B safely, and they did NOT get me to point B - not even close! The Ferraris were quite effective.... transportation, while the others were like the Chinatown buses: you can take one at your own risk because half the time there will be some type of mechanical failure along the way . LOL. If my Dad were a car, IMO he'd be a Land Rover made by Honda to military specs. Since he's a private man, only a few certified Land Rover military by Honda mechanics would be able to work on him.
He's amazingly reliable although also an amazing procrastinator and able to endure almost anything. Not sure what I'd call the others although one was definitely a Ferrari.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:56:19 GMT -5
Post by Opti on Jun 11, 2015 12:56:19 GMT -5
I have the range set for 2 before and 8 up. Though if you're 2 before or more than 5 above you have to be smoking hot and obviously have your shit together (or catch me in a certain mood) for it to really be in my range. I'm kinda that way, too. I mean NCG just turned 26 last month so I can't TOTALLY rule out the outliers .... Outiers are the ones always changing my mind on dating, etc. Even if we don't actually date.
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Jun 11, 2015 13:02:07 GMT -5
Post by Opti on Jun 11, 2015 13:02:07 GMT -5
Please stop mentioning screwing - I am DYING over here!!! I guess this means you don't want to hear about the missing screws for my curtain rod, which I or the man in my life probably would have taken care of. (Got the short, married, maintenance man to put in the brackets. )
And I had to jam that filial on one end with duct tape because it didn't fit right. Guess he/it was to small for a perfect fit.
Gray duct tape totally goes with bronze metal right? I duct taped the filial on to keep the (curtain) rings on the rod. Suckers kept falling off. Still have one to find... wanders off to kitchen and LR.
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Post by TheHaitian on Jun 11, 2015 13:42:33 GMT -5
Idk, sounds kinda like Paul to me.... Well so far I've only had 2 "Ferraris". The rest were... there has to be something worse than a Honda. Hondas are reliable and get you from point A to point B safely, and they did NOT get me to point B - not even close! The Ferraris were quite effective.... transportation, while the others were like the Chinatown buses: you can take one at your own risk because half the time there will be some type of mechanical failure along the way . LOL. If my Dad were a car, IMO he'd be a Land Rover made by Honda to military specs. Since he's a private man, only a few certified Land Rover military by Honda mechanics would be able to work on him.
He's amazingly reliable although also an amazing procrastinator and able to endure almost anything. Not sure what I'd call the others although one was definitely a Ferrari.
It is a bit disturbing that you are stating what kind of car your "Dad" would be when that reference is made as a "sexual" reference. Just saying ... Unless "Dad" is more for "sugar Daddy" as in way older than you vs biological "dad". In that case continue on...
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Jun 11, 2015 15:53:46 GMT -5
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Post by andi9899 on Jun 11, 2015 15:53:46 GMT -5
My dad's just a PITA and I'm shocked my mom hasn't killed him in his sleep yet.
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