MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 15:04:05 GMT -5
Eh. My boys are pretty good. But some things, like the fart jokes and seeing how loud they can belch...that just has to be a guy thing. My girlie girl does it too. I did that too... not so much now though.
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Post by swamp on Jun 6, 2015 15:08:53 GMT -5
Well, fart jokes are funny.....
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Post by andi9899 on Jun 6, 2015 15:19:18 GMT -5
And you can't train them any better than that? In that case you deserve what you get.
Or are you solidly on one side of the nature vs. nurture debate?
Eh. My boys are pretty good. But some things, like the fart jokes and seeing how loud they can belch...that just has to be a guy thing. I don't think it is. I do that. Of course, I am the son my father never had.
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Post by andi9899 on Jun 6, 2015 15:19:55 GMT -5
My girlie girl does it too. Ok, so maybe it's a kid thing and the girls eventually outgrow it? Nope.
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Post by dannylion on Jun 6, 2015 15:24:31 GMT -5
Still haven't heard from that guy - oh well! I'm extra frustrated because I want something kinda significant so I talk to guys who SAY they want that too... and then "can you send me a pic of your (whatever)?" Why do you need to see all that before I meet you? That's not what you say when you really want to get to know someone! So I'm trying to hold out for someone decent but then I remember that I haven't had *Thai Food* in a few months and I would really really like some... They're wasting stealing your time. They've revealed everything you need to know about them: They are interested in surface qualities likely because they have nothing of substance beneath the surface themselves. They're concerned about appearance because they have no benchmark for any other evaluation.
The first guy just sounds like a jerk. Who needs that?
If you want Thai food, take yourself out for Thai food. Take a book, enjoy your own company, people watch, make up stories about the other diners, or just enjoy the experience of consuming Thai food. Get comfortable doing what you want to do regardless of your relationship status.
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 15:32:14 GMT -5
You realize that Thai food and *Thai Food* are not the same, right?
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Post by tallguy on Jun 6, 2015 15:49:46 GMT -5
Uhhh, no. Really. I've never done any of those, nor do I think they are funny. Wait, you all are back East somewhere, right? Or on a farm? That may explain it.
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Post by mroped on Jun 6, 2015 16:02:46 GMT -5
I guess there were to many "h"s in there!? I meant "hurt". Better now? And stop being mean! I'm about to cry reading all these mean spirited posts at the adress of men! I might start doing my own laundry if you keep up this way and God knows what else! Clean after myself maybe?
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Post by mroped on Jun 6, 2015 16:28:47 GMT -5
Dude! You never tried arm pit farts? Huh! They are awesome, I'm telling you! I even taught my son how to do it when he was like 5. He drove my wife nuts for like a month. And then he figured by himself how to do it under his knee. Smart kid, I'm telling you! You should try it!
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Jun 6, 2015 16:29:29 GMT -5
I like *Thai Food* but not Thai food.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 16:30:16 GMT -5
I guess there were to many "h"s in there!? I meant "hurt". Better now? And stop being mean! I'm about to cry reading all these mean spirited posts at the adress of men! I might start doing my own laundry if you keep up this way and God knows what else! Clean after myself maybe? I was just in your bathroom. It could use a scrubbing.
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Post by mroped on Jun 6, 2015 16:32:38 GMT -5
The loudest belchers I know are my daughter and my sister in law. So please ladies if you would be so kind as to remove that of the list of "things that men do!" Id greatly appreciate it! Thank you in advance!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 16:41:08 GMT -5
You realize that Thai food and *Thai Food* are not the same, right? You need to "urbanize" your readers MJ!
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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 16:51:01 GMT -5
Dude! You never tried arm pit farts? Huh! They are awesome, I'm telling you! I even taught my son how to do it when he was like 5. He drove my wife nuts for like a month. And then he figured by himself how to do it under his knee. Smart kid, I'm telling you! You should try it! I like, never tried armpit farts. I never taught my son to, like, do them either. I mean, like, what for? Real farts are like, bad enough.
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 6, 2015 17:04:04 GMT -5
Armpit farts are better in the pool or shower. Louder. Sigh.
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Post by dannylion on Jun 6, 2015 17:05:02 GMT -5
You realize that Thai food and *Thai Food* are not the same, right? Actually, no. No idea. However, it would seem that I, too, have wasted your time. My apologies.
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 6, 2015 17:05:40 GMT -5
I missed it, too
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Post by tallguy on Jun 6, 2015 17:30:07 GMT -5
So I'm trying to hold out for someone decent but then I remember that I haven't had *Thai Food* in a few months and I would really really like some...
I like ethnic food. Of course, good classic American food is fine too. And sometimes, you really just need some comfort food. Don't you?
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 17:39:42 GMT -5
You realize that Thai food and *Thai Food* are not the same, right? Actually, no. No idea. However, it would seem that I, too, have wasted your time. My apologies. (I am using it as a euphemism for "naked adult hugs" )
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 17:40:40 GMT -5
What is the euphemism for making oneself a little Thai food?
Ive learned its best not to shop hungry. You end up eating what isn't good for you. No one wants cheap Thai of unknown constitution.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 17:40:47 GMT -5
So I'm trying to hold out for someone decent but then I remember that I haven't had *Thai Food* in a few months and I would really really like some...
I like ethnic food. Of course, good classic American food is fine too. And sometimes, you really just need some comfort food. Don't you?
I'm about to make my own damn *Thai Food* at this rate.
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Post by obelisk on Jun 6, 2015 17:44:21 GMT -5
I missed my old dating life in a foreign land without knowing the language. Life was really simple, the food was great without the chit chat and the company was attentive without baggage. With the advent of the electronic translator, the less was said the better. Of course, I got to choose the meal. Just a food for thoughts.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 17:47:41 GMT -5
What is the euphemism for making oneself a little Thai food? Ive learned its best not to shop hungry. You end up eating what isn't good for you. No one wants cheap Thai of unknown constitution. I know I know.... Sigh..... And now I actually want real Thai food, lol!
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jun 6, 2015 17:48:13 GMT -5
I missed my old dating life in a foreign land without knowing the language. Life was really simple, the food was great without the chit chat and the company was attentive without baggage. With the advent of the electronic translator, the less was said the better. Of course, I got to choose the meal. Just a food for thoughts. So you're saying I need to move to a new country... Hmmmm.....
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Post by tallguy on Jun 6, 2015 17:48:42 GMT -5
I like ethnic food. Of course, good classic American food is fine too. And sometimes, you really just need some comfort food. Don't you?
I'm about to make my own damn *Thai Food* at this rate. Well, you would know how you like it best. And you don't have to risk someone not being a very good cook, or using bad ingredients.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 17:49:19 GMT -5
Mail Order Husband.
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Post by emma1420 on Jun 6, 2015 17:51:47 GMT -5
Guys are visual creatures. Even if they are 2's, they want a 10. And they all think they "deserve" to be with a 12. They do. The biggest problem is that most of the 2s think they are 8s. It's one of the many reasons online dating tends to suck.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 17:52:54 GMT -5
My father has been known to online date.
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Post by dannylion on Jun 6, 2015 18:01:07 GMT -5
Actually, no. No idea. However, it would seem that I, too, have wasted your time. My apologies. (I am using it as a euphemism for "naked adult hugs" ) Again, my apologies for wasting your time.
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Post by Robert not Bobby on Jun 6, 2015 18:06:59 GMT -5
I am being driven slowly crazy by the males in my life at the moment - AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! That is all. I am getting pissed off at the women in my life...but I love them. Yeah, I think I get you...not enough bathrooms in your house.
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