what I need right now (mini-rant)

[Bob Ross]

Mar 16, 2015 13:31:57 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Alright Universe, I'm gonna need the following:

1. An Oreo milkshake, cookies and cream ice cream, or something Oreo-related right now.
2. My back-neighbors to get their shit together with the insurance company and the tree that fell IN THE SUMMER so we can remove it, fix the fence, and sell the damn house.
3. The front and back lawn to be magically trimmed, green, and leaf/branch-free.
4. A huge raise so that I can more comfortably continue hemorrhaging money.
5. Add some Kahlua to that milkshake. And then add a little more.
6. Someone to remind me that I'm pretty, smart, and fun to be around.... and to also give me a manual detailing what men think is good/acceptable communication.
7. My kid to consistently sleep in his own room.
8. My kid to actually behave and listen.
9. My kid to go more than a few hours without whining for dad.
10. Add a brownie sundae to the Oreo-Kahlua milkshake.

You know, you could've just summed it up by saying, "I'm hurtin' for a _______". 

[MJ2.0]

Mar 17, 2015 15:27:41 GMT -5 Bob Ross said:

Mar 16, 2015 13:31:57 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Alright Universe, I'm gonna need the following:

1. An Oreo milkshake, cookies and cream ice cream, or something Oreo-related right now.
2. My back-neighbors to get their shit together with the insurance company and the tree that fell IN THE SUMMER so we can remove it, fix the fence, and sell the damn house.
3. The front and back lawn to be magically trimmed, green, and leaf/branch-free.
4. A huge raise so that I can more comfortably continue hemorrhaging money.
5. Add some Kahlua to that milkshake. And then add a little more.
6. Someone to remind me that I'm pretty, smart, and fun to be around.... and to also give me a manual detailing what men think is good/acceptable communication.
7. My kid to consistently sleep in his own room.
8. My kid to actually behave and listen.
9. My kid to go more than a few hours without whining for dad.
10. Add a brownie sundae to the Oreo-Kahlua milkshake.

You know, you could've just summed it up by saying, "I'm hurtin' for a _______". 

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

[Deleted]

Mar 17, 2015 15:31:24 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Mar 17, 2015 15:27:41 GMT -5 Bob Ross said:

You know, you could've just summed it up by saying, "I'm hurtin' for a _______". 

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

Uh, never mind. Pesky COC rules.




 A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[Chocolate Lover]

Mar 17, 2015 15:31:24 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Mar 17, 2015 15:27:41 GMT -5 Bob Ross said:

You know, you could've just summed it up by saying, "I'm hurtin' for a _______". 

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

And you're lonely?!  My head is just exploding with questions, that I probably shouldn't and/or aren't allowed to ask. 

[NancysSummerSip]

Mar 17, 2015 15:31:24 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Mar 17, 2015 15:27:41 GMT -5 Bob Ross said:

You know, you could've just summed it up by saying, "I'm hurtin' for a _______". 

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

I think, for the right amount of money, Mrs. Bob Ross would part with him. Try offering her ten bucks, and see if she'll go for it.

[MJ2.0]

Mar 17, 2015 16:05:27 GMT -5 Chocolate Lover said:

Mar 17, 2015 15:31:24 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

And you're lonely?!  My head is just exploding with questions, that I probably shouldn't and/or aren't allowed to ask. 

Companionship and "companionship" are not the same.

[Artemis Windsong]

Here is your reminder.

Someone to remind me that I'm pretty, smart, and fun to be around.

[MJ2.0]

Mar 17, 2015 16:12:12 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Mar 17, 2015 15:31:24 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Not just a _____ - a GOOD _____.

And I have a guy for that - actually two. Unfortunately both are busy. I'm starting to think I need a BOB.

No, not you.

I think, for the right amount of money, Mrs. Bob Ross would part with him. Try offering her ten bucks, and see if she'll go for it.

I don't know if I'm that lonely

[Chocolate Lover]

Mar 17, 2015 16:31:37 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Mar 17, 2015 16:05:27 GMT -5 Chocolate Lover said:

And you're lonely?!  My head is just exploding with questions, that I probably shouldn't and/or aren't allowed to ask. 

Companionship and "companionship" are not the same.

Are the dudes that dumb that you can't have a decent conversation now and then?    Besides, the last thing you need is more complications anyway. Look at it as a blessing that you don't have one more person demanding anything of you. (except a good time )

[MJ2.0]

LOL, true true.

One is actually pretty good to talk to about basically anything, but he's going to be moving to TX soon. The other one is not the best for conversation.

This is just another one of those things I just have to let happen on it's own, and that's completely contrary to my impatient control freak self.

[Chocolate Lover]

Look at it like a kid, there's only so much control you actually have.  

Seriously, it'll all work out in the end. 

[NancysSummerSip]

Mar 17, 2015 16:53:44 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

Mar 17, 2015 16:12:12 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

I think, for the right amount of money, Mrs. Bob Ross would part with him. Try offering her ten bucks, and see if she'll go for it.

I don't know if I'm that lonely

But Mrs. R. might be willing. And hey, I did mention a Mr. Right-For-Now....