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Post by yogiii on Aug 27, 2014 14:29:42 GMT -5
This thread is way better than the one about white rice. I can't imagine why. I feel certain white rice makes for scintillating conversation. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png) You don't even need to fry it, just thinking about it makes you go to nutrition hell.
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Post by imawino on Aug 27, 2014 14:29:47 GMT -5
Fried Oreos are for pansies, you need to go for the deep fried bacon wrapped corn dog. That should clog your arteries much faster. I would totally eat that.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 27, 2014 14:30:19 GMT -5
Yeah, but those are delicious. 3lbs of Oreos and butter is a challenge.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Aug 27, 2014 14:30:19 GMT -5
Either way - I"m not eating it. I prefer my deep fried foods to be onions, corn dogs, shrimp or french fries. You're supposed to buy that stuff and split it among at least 3 people. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/wink.png) Every family member gets 1 fried Oreo at the fair, since they come in a batch of 5. I think we'll survive that. <<wonders if we'll have fried butter this year>>
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Post by imawino on Aug 27, 2014 14:30:28 GMT -5
3lbs of butter and Oreos... I'm not shoving that in my body in a crowded place where there might be a line for the bathroom. The mess could be epic. Blackish butter chunks coming from both ends. I'm doing that shit in the privacy of my own home thank you very much. Chicken. I'm sure if you just get it and go right to the bathroom line, you'll be fine. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/grin.png) I'm not sure if a port a potty can handle that.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:30:59 GMT -5
I wasn't that impressed with the bacon corn dog but to be fair to the vendor they had a ridiculously long line the year they created it and probably were having a hard time keeping up.
Dark the fried butter doesn't hit you till about 4 am. Plenty of time to get home to the privacy of your own bathroom.
Course you will owe Loop a new toilet.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Aug 27, 2014 14:31:16 GMT -5
Chicken. I'm sure if you just get it and go right to the bathroom line, you'll be fine. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/grin.png) I'm not sure if a port a potty can handle that. What does he care, he won't have to clean it.
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Post by imawino on Aug 27, 2014 14:31:36 GMT -5
Go in November instead! You could meet up with a couple of awesome chicks! And MM, too. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png) Hey! I am the awesome chick! ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png) I'm reserving judgment! (for a change)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Aug 27, 2014 14:32:39 GMT -5
I want my Oreos plain. Not with double stuffing, not with weird flavored filling, not with coating over them, not deep fried and certainly not as low fat (because really - it's an Oreo what the hell's the point of making it low fat?)
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 27, 2014 14:32:59 GMT -5
Nope, we have those Toto's that can flush 40 golf balls or whatever. My throne will be fine. It handled the lemonade cleanse thing I did like a champ. My body not so much, but that's the price of looking this damn good I guess.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Aug 27, 2014 14:33:26 GMT -5
I want my Oreos plain. Not with double stuffing, not with weird flavored filling, not with coating over them, not deep fried and certainly not as low fat (because really - it's an Oreo what the hell's the point of making it low fat?) You're missing out. At least for that 5 second window between scalding the skin off your tounge and being cold and greasy, they are awesome fried. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/wink.png)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Aug 27, 2014 14:33:48 GMT -5
Chicken. I'm sure if you just get it and go right to the bathroom line, you'll be fine. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/grin.png) I'm not sure if a port a potty can handle that. Your fair grounds don't have some real, perm. potties in addition to the portapotties? How uncivilized. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Aug 27, 2014 14:34:33 GMT -5
I want my Oreos plain. Not with double stuffing, not with weird flavored filling, not with coating over them, not deep fried and certainly not as low fat (because really - it's an Oreo what the hell's the point of making it low fat?) You're missing out. At least for that 5 second window between scalding the skin off your tounge and being cold and greasy, they are awesome fried. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/wink.png) You can eat my share. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/grin.png)
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:39:45 GMT -5
You're missing out. At least for that 5 second window between scalding the skin off your tounge and being cold and greasy, they are awesome friedDeep fried twinkies are better. I hate regular twinkies but something awesome happens when you stick them in a deep fryer. Now THAT is a challenge. A plate of fried twinkies (or their knock offs) and 3 lb fried butter The Twinkies will counteract the butter so Dark won't have to rush to the bathroom for at least a week. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by chiver78 on Aug 27, 2014 14:39:56 GMT -5
this thread has taken quite the turn. thanks, I needed the laughs today!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Aug 27, 2014 14:43:03 GMT -5
You're missing out. At least for that 5 second window between scalding the skin off your tounge and being cold and greasy, they are awesome friedDeep fried twinkies are better. I hate regular twinkies but something awesome happens when you stick them in a deep fryer. Now THAT is a challenge. A plate of fried twinkies (or their knock offs) and 3 lb fried butter The Twinkies will counteract the butter so Dark won't have to rush to the bathroom for at least a week. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png) I don't know if I've ever seen the Twinkies here. I like Oreos, never did like a Twinkie. The fried Snickers was good.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:45:00 GMT -5
Fried snickers are freaking awesome.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 27, 2014 14:48:23 GMT -5
Wait a minute. It was 3lbs total, not 3lbs of just butter plus other stuff. Shit I was planning on doing like 2lbs of Oreos and 1lb of butter. Maybe 2.5 and .5. Oreo's are pretty light though. 2-2.5lbs would be a lot. At least the butter is dense, so I can actually fit 3lbs in my stomach at once... hmm..
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Post by swamp on Aug 27, 2014 14:49:26 GMT -5
Whatever, I'm still my high school weight so suck it! ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png) Yes, but you Fpforgot to mention you were 450 pounds in HS. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by Cookies Galore on Aug 27, 2014 14:49:47 GMT -5
Fried snickers are freaking awesome. Yes they are! I could only do a bite or two, but that warm meltiness was awesome!
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Aug 27, 2014 14:50:43 GMT -5
That...Actually it baffles me how ANY of the chain places survive in Chitown. The most puzzling is Red Lobster. Who the heck visits Chicago and goes to Red Lobster? And it must be tourists because I've yet to meet someone who lives here and frequents this, or Chilis, or Applebees, or Outback, etc.. ad nauseum I couldn't even tell you where any of those are in the city... I know there was a chilis on Michigan Ave. a few years back, but I believe it is closed. The thing is, national chain restaurants are difficult to even find here- I see zero on a daily basis with the exception of fast food. I know where the cheesecake factory is and i know it is insanely packed ALL. THE. TIME. with long wait times. The thinking seems to be it is either a chain or it is a "foodie" place with a specialized or ethnic menu and higher prices. But that certainly isn't the case at all. We eat "normal" food all the time. burgers, chicken, steak, seafood, salads, soup, sandwiches, etc. and it isn't any frou frou fancy pants place that breaks the bank. It is often relatively inexpensive and damn good... and a lot of places we frequent use locally sourced products.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:51:04 GMT -5
It was 3lbs total, not 3lbs of just butter plus other stuffParty pooper. ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/melancholy.png) If you did it my way you could probably get your own show on the Travel Channel. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by swamp on Aug 27, 2014 14:51:49 GMT -5
Fried Oreos are for pansies, you need to go for the deep fried bacon wrapped corn dog. That should clog your arteries much faster. I would totally eat that. I would too. And I'm so not embarrassed about it.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Aug 27, 2014 14:52:31 GMT -5
Fried snickers are freaking awesome. truth.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:53:22 GMT -5
I would totally eat that. I would too. And I'm so not embarrassed about it. ::Heads off to Swamp's facebook page to shame her with the calorie count on a bacon corn dog::
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Post by swamp on Aug 27, 2014 14:54:39 GMT -5
NYS fair had deep fried peanut butter cups. I did not try them.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 27, 2014 14:54:39 GMT -5
Dude, I'm a small guy, I don't even know if I can eat 3lbs of food in a sitting. That's a lot of grub.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Aug 27, 2014 14:57:12 GMT -5
Dude, I'm a small guy, I don't even know if I can eat 3lbs of food in a sitting. That's a lot of grub. Pfft. We all know if you're not stuffed after one tomato and a piece of sushi that means you can eat 3 lbs or more worth of food in a sitting. Now get moving!
And please post the video. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 27, 2014 14:58:10 GMT -5
You shut your filthy* mouth! It was 362, it was a phase, and I trimmed back down once my hormone levels got under control. The stretch marks were the friggin worst though. The ones on my thighs and ass are still there.
*Realized I should edit that. When I say it in person nobody gets offended because you can read the tone and body language. It was a figure of speech that I use somewhat regularly with friends, and I shouldn't have typed it out. Don't call the cops for verbal harassment, OK?
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Post by Miss Tequila on Aug 27, 2014 14:59:54 GMT -5
Either way - I"m not eating it. I prefer my deep fried foods to be onions, corn dogs, shrimp or french fries. You're supposed to buy that stuff and split it among at least 3 people. ![](http://images.proboards.com/new/wink.png) Every family member gets 1 fried Oreo at the fair, since they come in a batch of 5. I think we'll survive that. <<wonders if we'll have fried butter this year>> You touch my deep fried oreos and I will cut you
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