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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 12:40:58 GMT -5
Per member suggestion*:
I would like you to start Loonya Advice column here. We post problems and you answer with solution, including what you are going to do about the troubles. there we go...and if poster disagree with my advise they have to argue about it.
*Asking about food - list your food allergies.
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Post by Cass on Apr 5, 2014 12:43:25 GMT -5
This is going to be so much fun
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 12:45:34 GMT -5
We post problems. And you answer with solutions. ?
Like,
Dear Looney,
I am not sure what to make for dinner. Can you help me?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 12:45:59 GMT -5
This is going to be so much fun you think... I forgot to tell you can't post nothing but asking for an advice. So Cass, you have 1 violation. (that is number 1 not thumb up)
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 12:50:31 GMT -5
We post problems. And you answer with solutions. ? Like, Dear Looney, I am not sure what to make for dinner. Can you help me? oped A few possible options for you here: 1. Asking about food - list your food allergies. 2. Easy. Start your own thread 'Whats for dinner?' and you will be overwhelmed. Also you can use food thread here. 3. Do you really want people to tell you what to eat?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 12:59:23 GMT -5
I need real world advice from Auntie Loonya, so be serious here I have daughter with difficult situation I cannot solve. She does not want to work 8-5 job and make minimum wage. She thinks she can be business owner and work her own hours. BUT SHE DOES NOT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND KIDS!!! I pay almost everything for her kids: clothes, food, camp, school supplies, books, toys. What do I do. I want to tell her she is STUPID but she has genius IQ, she is really just IDIOT. Maybe I am the STUPID one because I pay for everything and I still work 8-8 job. I think I should retire and tell her solve her own problems. But then I am like neglecting the dog next door. What? Watch her children starve and wear raggy clothes? I cannot do it!! What is wrong with me and how do I fix this kid that thinks she can be business owner whether she makes money or not? Now I have to go be responsible person and go to bank and post office, so I check back later for loonya advice to fix this mess. AND you forgot part of post that if I disagree with your advise I have to argue about it. That is important since you are killing time today!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 13:05:20 GMT -5
Dear Looney,
My cat has started pooping in the corner of the family room. Please help. He's 14 years old and always been good about the litter box.
Thank you.
MPL
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 13:14:08 GMT -5
Dear Looney, My cat has started pooping in the corner of the family room. Please help. He's 14 years old and always been good about the litter box. Thank you. MPL If your cat is 14 - he is 98 in human years, right. So at 98 you are probably going to poop anywhere you want because at 98 you can do whatever you want...because what can they really do to 98 y/old! So keep scooping.
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 13:29:01 GMT -5
I need real world advice from Auntie Loonya, so be serious here I have daughter with difficult situation I cannot solve. She does not want to work 8-5 job and make minimum wage. She thinks she can be business owner and work her own hours. BUT SHE DOES NOT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND KIDS!!! I pay almost everything for her kids: clothes, food, camp, school supplies, books, toys. What do I do. I want to tell her she is STUPID but she has genius IQ, she is really just IDIOT. Maybe I am the STUPID one because I pay for everything and I still work 8-8 job. I think I should retire and tell her solve her own problems. But then I am like neglecting the dog next door. What? Watch her children starve and wear raggy clothes? I cannot do it!! What is wrong with me and how do I fix this kid that thinks she can be business owner whether she makes money or not? Now I have to go be responsible person and go to bank and post office, so I check back later for loonya advice to fix this mess. AND you forgot part of post that if I disagree with your advise I have to argue about it. That is important since you are killing time today!!! Just asking...you said 'just IDIOT'...isn't it supposed to be 'just AN IDIOT'? You raised her this way, it is your fault, so you will support her until she is going to finally grow up mentally and realize mother is unable to pay anymore. It is like in marriage 'until death do us part'...same with kids. So embrace yourself and keep on supporting. You can pray too. Of course if she is cute enough you can start her profile on Harmony.com (though I prefer Match.com) and try to hook her up with someone wealthier than you. Also cut support by a little so she won't notice and set up 'mothers burial party fund'. (You don't want to end up in a whole on your own backyard, do you.)
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 13:54:12 GMT -5
Dear looney, I don't like to wear tampons, but the pads shift and leak. I'm tired of bloody undies. Please help. Sincerely, red in the cheeks. 'Depends' were created not for elders only you know...
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Post by lazysundays on Apr 5, 2014 14:01:58 GMT -5
*lol*
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Post by sunshinegal1981 on Apr 5, 2014 15:01:08 GMT -5
(I'm dying over here.)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 17:49:28 GMT -5
Do not feed the Loony.
Eta: Better--Never tease a Loony, not even once or twice. Loony will not like it, and teasing isn't nice!
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Post by Blonde Granny on Apr 5, 2014 17:58:31 GMT -5
Loony, I just have this terribly confusing problem.
People are always coming up to me telling me their problems. I step in to fix them, you know, calling the right people and asking the right questions, but in the end, nothing ever turns out right.
What am I doing wrong?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 18:55:08 GMT -5
Personally, I think looney is doing a spectacular job with the advice ... I'm rotflmao...
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 20:22:00 GMT -5
Loony, I just have this terribly confusing problem.
People are always coming up to me telling me their problems. I step in to fix them, you know, calling the right people and asking the right questions, but in the end, nothing ever turns out right.
What am I doing wrong? You are having this 'thing' of telling people what to do without them asking you what to do. So...just wait for people to ask for your advice and only THAN giving it. It will solve lots of dots for you....if you know what I mean...
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 20:23:56 GMT -5
(I'm dying over here.) 911..I hope its not too late.. Mouth to mouse.... Are you still here?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 5, 2014 20:31:23 GMT -5
Personally, I think looney is doing a spectacular job with the advice ... I'm rotflmao... You beat me to that by a few hours!~ I think I am natural. And free? -chocolate-its like a heaven! Full of chocolate and booze! Yahooooooooo!
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Post by mmhmm on Apr 5, 2014 20:36:35 GMT -5
tloonya! Front and center! Edit your reply #21 and remove the reference to "too old". Take that sentence out and do it now! What is it going to take to get some semblance of manners through to you, girl?!? mmhmm, Administrator who is not happy at the moment
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Post by mmhmm on Apr 5, 2014 20:44:10 GMT -5
All right, tloonya, I'll take the whole darned post out! Now, cut it the heck out! Enough with the rude insults! mmhmm, Administrator
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Apr 6, 2014 8:56:38 GMT -5
I was reading some of your replies to the questions on your new advice column ( now evidently shuttered ), and they are very, very clever and funny. Have you ever tried stand-up comedy ? You seem to have the command of the instant snap answer. Could you do a routine on being an immigrant and a produce store owner in this country ? I'd love to see you doing your routine in person. You have quite a bit of talent.
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 6, 2014 13:46:47 GMT -5
dear loony
I am hungry but don't want to eat as I need to lose 5 lbs
what should I do?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 7:56:01 GMT -5
tloonya! Front and center! Edit your reply #21 and remove the reference to "too old". Take that sentence out and do it now! What is it going to take to get some semblance of manners through to you, girl?!? mmhmm, Administrator who is not happy at the moment Sorry, I was about to but your reply is #20...and I went looking and I can't find it.
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Post by mmhmm on Apr 7, 2014 7:57:57 GMT -5
tloonya! Front and center! Edit your reply #21 and remove the reference to "too old". Take that sentence out and do it now! What is it going to take to get some semblance of manners through to you, girl?!? mmhmm, Administrator who is not happy at the moment Sorry, I was about to but your reply is #20...and I went looking and I can't find it. That's because I removed it, as I stated in the thread just a couple of posts after my #20.
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 7:59:31 GMT -5
I was reading some of your replies to the questions on your new advice column ( now evidently shuttered ), and they are very, very clever and funny. Have you ever tried stand-up comedy ? You seem to have the command of the instant snap answer. Could you do a routine on being an immigrant and a produce store owner in this country ? I'd love to see you doing your routine in person. You have quite a bit of talent. I agree, however time does not permit, have to sell some chickens you know. Thanks, though...
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 8:01:06 GMT -5
dear loony
I am hungry but don't want to eat as I need to lose 5 lbs
what should I do?
Eat stuff that will make you puke.
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 7, 2014 11:51:33 GMT -5
my dog wants to get a tattoo
should I let her get one?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 12:18:42 GMT -5
my dog wants to get a tattoo
should I let her get one? Do you have a talking dog? Now listen to me...I will give you a phone number to call 1-800-662-4357. Call now. Good luck.
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