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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 7, 2014 12:23:48 GMT -5
my dog wants to get a tattoo
should I let her get one? Do you have a talking dog? Now listen to me...I will give you a phone number to call 1-800-662-4357. Call now. Good luck.
no I don't have a talking dog
she keeps pawing my friends ankle tattoo
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2014 12:25:32 GMT -5
Dear LOONY, Would you stop giving my phone number out, PLEASE?!?! And quit writing it on bathroom walls while you're at it. Thank you for your time and attention in this matter. Sincerly yours, BW
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 12:35:42 GMT -5
Dear LOONY, Would you stop giving my phone number out, PLEASE?!?! And quit writing it on bathroom walls while you're at it. Thank you for your time and attention in this matter. Sincerly yours, BW You asked me to find you a man and gave me your phone number and address. Would you rather I will give them your address right away so they just show up at your doorsteps pretending they are looking for a dog to adopt?
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 7, 2014 12:49:10 GMT -5
Dear loony,
my wife's trainer at the gym is moving and so she can't train my wife any more
now my wife wants me to exercise with her to motivate her, but I like to exercise by myself at the gym, it's my alone time.
what can I do?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 7, 2014 12:55:48 GMT -5
Dear loony,
my wife's trainer at the gym is moving and so she can't train my wife any more
now my wife wants me to exercise with her to motivate her, but I like to exercise by myself at the gym, it's my alone time.
what can I do? I see you have plenty of time you spend here so let's consider this boards is your free time and if you don't want to become single - go do what your wife says and WARNING! Next question is going to be PAID. You exhausted your free questions limit per day (not to say myself is warned out as well).
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 8, 2014 13:21:15 GMT -5
Dear Loony- why aren't more people seeking advice from this thread?
I am worried the thread will go away and I obviously need ur advice
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Post by tloonya on Apr 8, 2014 14:30:34 GMT -5
Dear Loony- why aren't more people seeking advice from this thread?
I am worried the thread will go away and I obviously need ur advice Keep up a good job topping this thread and your advise will be free. Daily. Just one. Choose questions carefully.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Apr 8, 2014 14:47:49 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 8, 2014 14:57:14 GMT -5
Dear Loony
a Nigerian prince has promised me millions if I help him. I simply have to send him $250 so he can access his millions and then he will give me $2 million.
Should I do it?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 8, 2014 14:58:27 GMT -5
Dear Loony
a Nigerian prince has promised me millions if I help him. I simply have to send him $250 so he can access his millions and then he will give me $2 million.
Should I do it? Definitely! I think this is the only way for me to get rid of ya from here
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 9, 2014 10:58:06 GMT -5
Loony- Nigerian prince didn't send me money.....what should I do now?
help?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 9, 2014 11:15:12 GMT -5
Loony- Nigerian prince didn't send me money.....what should I do now?
help? Change your name from a masculine to a feminine.
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 9, 2014 11:35:41 GMT -5
Loony- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2014 11:56:04 GMT -5
You already had your question for the day!
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Post by tloonya on Apr 9, 2014 12:32:17 GMT -5
You already had your question for the day! Tell him, BW! It was not even a question... Next thing you know he will be playing knock-knock jokes with me here
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Post by Otto the Orange on Apr 9, 2014 12:33:08 GMT -5
knock-knock
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Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 9, 2014 15:13:39 GMT -5
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Post by nutty on Apr 9, 2014 18:01:38 GMT -5
Dear Looney
How do I stop my dogs licking the coconut oil of my legs.
Signed
Feeling like a lollipop
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Post by zibazinski on Apr 10, 2014 8:15:36 GMT -5
Dear Loony,
went to a funeral Sunday and some people who haven't spoken to the deceased or his family's for four years showed up, therefor it became all about them. You'd have thought it was the second coming of the messiah the way the family fawned all over them. It made me and DF upset and we left as early as we could without being too rude. As far as I'm concerned this behavior was poor. Am I wrong?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2014 8:21:52 GMT -5
Loony, Can you please send me some coconut oil? Don't they have peanut butter where you're stationed?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Apr 10, 2014 9:37:23 GMT -5
Loony, Can you please send me some coconut oil? Don't they have peanut butter where you're stationed? Wouldn't peanut butter get messy when he does THAT?
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Post by tloonya on Apr 10, 2014 10:14:18 GMT -5
Dear Looney How do I stop my dogs licking the coconut oil of my legs. Signed Feeling like a lollipop Why stop it if you can just enjoy it... ...if you can't enjoy it - kick mutt's ass so he will remember... or ...if you are against animal cruelty - smother your legs with coconut oil mixed with mustard or white pepper... (oh, wait, it is animal cruelty again)....wait...buy him a jar of coconut oil and watch him shit for days...jeez! I am losing it...
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Post by tloonya on Apr 10, 2014 10:31:47 GMT -5
Loony, Can you please send me some coconut oil? $120 plus S/H. Send me your address. Promise to deliver a.s.a.p
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Post by tloonya on Apr 10, 2014 10:49:27 GMT -5
Dear Loony, went to a funeral Sunday and some people who haven't spoken to the deceased or his family's for four years showed up, therefor it became all about them. You'd have thought it was the second coming of the messiah the way the family fawned all over them. It made me and DF upset and we left as early as we could without being too rude. As far as I'm concerned this behavior was poor. Am I wrong? Yep! I am pretty sure all the funerals are about a dead person, no? If it wasn't I would say it is pretty weird funeral you had attended. But to answer your question, hon, you went to a funeral to say last good bye to a deceased, not to look what your relatives are or aren't doing.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 10, 2014 14:30:27 GMT -5
Don't they have peanut butter where you're stationed? Wouldn't peanut butter get messy when he does THAT? You can ask Allen from Two and a Half Men
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Post by beenherebefore on Apr 10, 2014 16:22:50 GMT -5
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
Urgently awaiting your reply,
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Post by zibazinski on Apr 10, 2014 16:25:37 GMT -5
Funerals are about the living, not the dead. The dead don't care.
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Post by zibazinski on Apr 10, 2014 16:26:05 GMT -5
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Urgently awaiting your reply, I know that joke!
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Post by beenherebefore on Apr 10, 2014 16:36:33 GMT -5
shhhhh, this is a test. LOL!
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Post by tloonya on Apr 11, 2014 11:15:04 GMT -5
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Urgently awaiting your reply, If you will tell me HOW is this your personal problem - I will answer. Just do not tell me you are a zebra.
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