swamp
Community Leader
THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
Joined: Dec 19, 2010 16:03:22 GMT -5
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Post by swamp on Aug 16, 2013 13:09:07 GMT -5
Tell her the My Little Pony in your computer says she has to keep her room really clean and take really good care of her toys so that other My Little Ponies will want to come live with her. Oh, and we hang with Santa, so we'll know if she doesn't. Actually, I told her you'd come eat her in her sleep if. She didn't drop the attitude close enough?
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Aug 16, 2013 13:11:52 GMT -5
That's pretty badass, and a little creepy. Good thing you're loaded, that poor kid could end up needing a lot of therapy.
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Malarky
Junior Associate
Truth and snark are equal opportunity here.
Joined: Dec 18, 2010 21:00:51 GMT -5
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Post by Malarky on Aug 16, 2013 15:40:12 GMT -5
I have a wicked potty mouth. Originally, before I found MSN Money, DD asked me of I could find another word for "bullshit", a favorite word of mine. I've since realized it dates back to when DS was really young and had speech issues. When I couldn't understand him, I'd ask him to find another way to say it. Plus, I'm Irish and shit... Thus, Malarky. AKA bullshit. Plus I have an overactive malarky meter... And a teenaged DD with a potty mouth, my bad. It's funny how many peeps on the boards have assumed I'm male over the years. I guess I just don't give off the warm fuzzies. My avatars and tag lines change on a whim. The chicken vase happens to grace my kitchen table right now, but the tulips are deceased. I've also used the stained glass window I had made for my bathroom and a cartoon red head who actually sort of resembles me, although I think the cartoon is taller...and my hair has not actually ever been red...but both my kids are ginger.
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