Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Sept 3, 2012 17:42:15 GMT -5
and Virgil!
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TD2K
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Post by TD2K on Sept 3, 2012 17:46:11 GMT -5
What on Earth? If that photo is PG-13, I'm Fred Flintstone. What? It looks too much like an apple in your mouth?
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Sept 3, 2012 17:49:44 GMT -5
TD, Holy Shit!
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TD2K
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Post by TD2K on Sept 3, 2012 17:51:21 GMT -5
I figured it had a short life. Just a few of the people nearest and dearest to me would get to see it. Unfortunately, one of them was Virgil
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Post by moon/Laura on Sept 3, 2012 17:57:20 GMT -5
td, I don't know wtF you're thinking, posting that shit.. are you *trying* to give our snoops more reasons to report us to PB, or what?!
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mmhmm
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 3, 2012 18:57:02 GMT -5
Time is of the essence when dealing with a stroke. They can be reversed completely (if you're lucky), using tools like the MERCI device. Running around, sticking needles in people seems like a dangerous practice, not to mention exceptionally irresponsible. The more I think about it, the more I believe poking holes in someone who is having a stroke instead of immediately calling 911 might just result in getting yourself sued! If you poke a hole in me, you've performed an invasive procedure without my consent and you're not a qualified medical professional. You and I are going to have problems and your problems may result in me owning your entire estate, pumpkins, baby milk and all!
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geenamercile
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Post by geenamercile on Sept 3, 2012 19:57:26 GMT -5
Now give Loony some credit with her needle ideas. I know just telling my Oldest Daughter that she would need epi pen shots cured her of being allergic to peanuts. ;D Now she just doesn't like them. And she made sure to let her teacher know that she was cured too ;D
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Nazgul Girl
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 3, 2012 20:07:55 GMT -5
I think that this was an official Troll Post. TP for short.
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Malarky
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Post by Malarky on Sept 3, 2012 20:10:37 GMT -5
You mean ground up snow leopard bone would cure Toughtimes? Bad Malarky!!! Back to the topic and acting responsible...<<snicker....
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Post by Bluerobin on Sept 4, 2012 7:56:47 GMT -5
I feel kind of green. Think I will go to the barber today and get some leeches!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Sept 4, 2012 11:22:05 GMT -5
Call 911 first...then poke? while waiting for ambulance to arrive...to kill time...
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Sept 4, 2012 11:40:40 GMT -5
Call 911 first...then poke? while waiting for ambulance to arrive...to kill time... If you've called 911 and they don't have any more instructions to give you while you're waiting, I suppose it can't do much harm.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 4, 2012 11:43:58 GMT -5
If I'm having a stroke and a grocery store manager starts pulling on my earlobes - I'm going to punch them.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Sept 4, 2012 11:56:36 GMT -5
Apply with caution.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Sept 4, 2012 11:59:58 GMT -5
If I'm having a stroke and a grocery store manager starts pulling on my earlobes - I'm going to punch them. You don't know ANYTHING about stroke do you? Google 'stroke victim punching store manager'...
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cranberry49
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Post by cranberry49 on Sept 4, 2012 12:20:40 GMT -5
OMG! Thank you so much for this laugh!!!! I needed it! Too funny! ;D
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cranberry49
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Post by cranberry49 on Sept 4, 2012 12:21:49 GMT -5
If I'm having a stroke and a grocery store manager starts pulling on my earlobes - I'm going to punch them. You don't know ANYTHING about stroke do you? Google 'stroke victim punching store manager'... LMAO!
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 4, 2012 12:24:18 GMT -5
I didn't get much. The top link was a page with multiple stories - one that included a stroke victim who wishes to end his life and a completely unrelated story about a store manager scuffling with a shoplifter. It got less relevant after that.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 12:26:55 GMT -5
OMG! I needed this today! Kudos!
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 4, 2012 12:28:14 GMT -5
Why? Are you having a stroke?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 12:31:05 GMT -5
Why? Are you having a stroke? If I am, I'm sure as hell not telling YOU people!
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 12:31:44 GMT -5
Heaven only knows what y'all would do if I cut an artery.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 12:32:08 GMT -5
Ah, you can't get one past GEL! Sure you can! Just not today!!
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Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Sept 4, 2012 12:37:18 GMT -5
And if you see someone choking, immediately remove their shoes and socks and slather Vicks Vapo rub on the soles of their feet. The menthol fumes will dislodge whatever is caught in their throat.
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 4, 2012 12:38:57 GMT -5
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 12:40:13 GMT -5
And if you see someone choking, immediately remove their shoes and socks and slather Vicks Vapo rub on the soles of their feet. The menthol fumes will dislodge whatever is caught in their throat. Sounds good, but what do you do if you are out of Vicks? Think Mr. Clean would work? That's some strong stuff.
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Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Sept 4, 2012 12:48:30 GMT -5
No,no,no GEL, Mr. clean is only for warts or acne. ;D
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Sept 4, 2012 13:01:10 GMT -5
And if you see someone choking, immediately remove their shoes and socks and slather Vicks Vapo rub on the soles of their feet. The menthol fumes will dislodge whatever is caught in their throat. Feet...shmeet... . Swallowing a spoon of Vicks will dislodge faster.
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Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Sept 4, 2012 13:12:32 GMT -5
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 4, 2012 13:52:41 GMT -5
No,no,no GEL, Mr. clean is only for warts or acne. ;D Ahhhhh!! No wonder my kitchen floor has no warts or acne!!
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