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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 15:27:52 GMT -5
I know you've seen them, plastic testicles that hang from a truck bumper. I've seen more the past few days than I ever care to see again. -------------------- Actually, I haven't seen them. Ever. Well...they would look foolish on a horse that's already got them. ;D |
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 15:28:36 GMT -5
Civic nuts = two cashews tied on with a pink string. Cashews is being awfully generous.. don't you think?  Pine nut? |
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 15:29:52 GMT -5
I know you've seen them, plastic testicles that hang from a truck bumper. I've seen more the past few days than I ever care to see again. -------------------- Actually, I haven't seen them. Ever. <---------would move to Canada if it wasn't so fucking cold. Hey, maybe that's why the trucks don't have nuts: shrinkage. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 3, 2012 15:31:23 GMT -5
<<Imagines the Neutnuts are longer than the dog's legs, and therefore either drag on the ground or require shaving>>  |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 3, 2012 15:37:21 GMT -5
they want Lab size neuticles for their Dachsund
<<Imagines the Neutnuts are longer than the dog's legs, and therefore either drag on the ground or require shaving>> 
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Post by DVM gone riding on May 3, 2012 15:44:53 GMT -5
I too think they are dumb. We have a lot around here. Some where (I won't to say SC) someone was given a large ticket for them for some how breaking the towns morality/indecency law
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 3, 2012 15:52:15 GMT -5
Hey now! I'm a redneck and I have lots of redneck male friends. And NONE of them put truck balls on their......
........ok. Yes they do.
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Post by dancinmama on May 3, 2012 15:53:07 GMT -5
I too think they are dumb. We have a lot around here. Some where (I won't to say SC) someone was given a large ticket for them for some how breaking the towns morality/indecency law Those were some expensive nuts. |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 3, 2012 15:53:51 GMT -5
I think I am going to get a set and write DH's name on them.  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 3, 2012 16:05:06 GMT -5
Same here. Only instead of putting them on his Ford truck, I will attach them to one of his other cars. Like maybe the Mini Cooper.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 17:24:38 GMT -5
I see them all the time too. Usually they are on lifted trucks. I usually shake my head and say "poor fella must have a really little dick."
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Post by doxieluvr on May 3, 2012 17:47:50 GMT -5
I wonder what kind of balls Doxie's lifted Excursion had... big ones, I'll bet. None.. i find them tacky. I also hate camo anything on a truck. My truck had balls under the hood. |
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Post by Cookies Galore on May 3, 2012 20:16:54 GMT -5
I've only seen them on a chin, not a bumper. Bahahahahahahahaahaha! |
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 4, 2012 8:44:07 GMT -5
I've only seen them hanging from trailer hitches so it looks like an anatomically correct complete set.
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Post by swamp on May 4, 2012 8:45:39 GMT -5
They were a big fad around here about three years ago. Evidently some very prudish people were calling the police department of our medium-sized city and reporting big, bad truck balls and their owners for obscenity. The police finally had to issue a notice that they're not in the business of chasing down large Ford F-500's for truck balls, especially since many of the owners are periodically headed to work at their shift at our local Ford assembly plant. Our police department had decided to allocate its taxpayer-funded resources elsewhere. It was a hilarious time in our burg. People really call the cops over truck balls?! Yeesh. Some people need a hobby. |
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Post by Mrs. Dinero on May 4, 2012 9:00:47 GMT -5
Last week we saw a flesh colored pair. Gross! DD said, "look a butt" and then I had to tell her what they were.
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Post by Mrs. Dinero on May 4, 2012 9:01:26 GMT -5
The blue balls are pretty funny.
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